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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
11-04-2015, 08:59 AM
I highly recommend the book called On the Jews and their lies, by Martin Luther.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
11-05-2015, 04:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Osiris
I highly recommend the book called On the Jews and their lies, by Martin Luther.
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Martin Luther was a false Christian.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
11-05-2015, 05:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
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Sock-it-to-um, Pastor Zeke. We Baptists have no use for liberal Martin L. He would not qualify as a True Christian™.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
11-05-2015, 12:40 PM
Pastor Ezekiel speaketh only truth. After reading merely two short posts of his I was transmogrified from life-long Pastafarian to almost True Christian. I bet he paid at least thirty dollars for his pastorly qualifications and behold, he then instantaneously became a shepherd beyond peer in this den-like world of iniquities and Lutheran sinner demons. It is because he is filled with the inspired Word of the Holy Spirit that you never see Pastor E correcting other people's spelling mistakes. Only the unholy people do such things.
Here is what Our Lord (who is omniscient) had to say about Pastor Eze.
Jeremiah 3:15 “And I will give you shepherds after my own heart, who will feed you with knowledge and understanding.”
Please Pastor Ezekiel, take encouragement from Isaiah 40:31, which tell us this:-
“…but they who wait for the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings like eagles; they shall run and not be weary; they shall walk and not faint.”
All praise is due to Yahweh, who sent us Pastor Eze.
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! -
04-18-2016, 05:41 PM
I have never --EVER-- seen Jesus wearing a Marmaduke.
Habadasherlerally yours,
Handmaiden
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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