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Default In Young People, Church Attendance Down, Colon Cancer Up - 03-12-2017, 12:19 AM

As a Mayor, I talk to young people a lot. When discussing their futures I always urge them to join Landover Baptist Church. I tell them God is watching. He has punishment for those who ignore Him.

Now His punishment is becoming clear. Young people across the U. S. are not joining churches nor attending church. Why would anyone be surprised that the disease called Colon Cancer is increasing specifically in this age group?

I can only say again to young people, God will have revenge.

Rectal Cancer on the Rise in Young People

By Katrina Woznicki

FROM THE WEBMD ARCHIVESAug. 23, 2010 -- The incidence of rectal cancer increased 3.8% per year between 1984 and 2005 among people 40 and younger, according to a new study. The incidence of colon cancer remained unchanged.
Researchers led by Joshua Meyer, MD, a radiation oncologist at Fox Chase Cancer Center in Philadelphia, used data from the Surveillance, Epidemiology, and End Results (SEER) cancer registry to compare rectal cancer and colon cancer trends. Their findings were released online today and will appear in the Sept. 15 issue of Cancer, a journal of the American Cancer Society.




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Default Re: In Young People, Church Attendance Down, Colon Cancer Up - 03-12-2017, 02:59 AM

Young people who have no Jesus in their lives also spend an inordinate amount of time text messaging and communing with their fellows on Facebook. God often makes complicated arrangements in these matters and I wonder if maybe He has caused cell phones and Facebook computing to cause cancer of the nether regions, in order to smite these wretches.


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Default Re: In Young People, Church Attendance Down, Colon Cancer Up - 03-12-2017, 07:55 AM

I have heard that interactive electrical devices are increasingly popular, probably connected by WiFi. Satan encourages this wilful rejection of Salvation whenever Church services are taking place and not only with the under 40's as the following statistics confirm!

God does not overlook such insults. People think that with better health "education" and improved "treatments" they can do whatever they like. Imagining that their alimentary canals are in safe hands, the hands of physicians who get a uniformly bad press in The Bible, they don't even send their children to Sunday School but God who made their innards has not forgotten. I was therefore not surprised to see that despite a continual rise in the national figures WITH A 137˝% INCREASE OVER THE BASELINE and that's just up to 2013 Church attendance continues to fall.

In California it's even worse with the under 40's alone quadrupling the national figure while in San Francisco smitings have risen from 3.7 cases per 100,000 in 1973-78 to 8.6 in 1984-90 and to 20.6 in 1996-99 which is a 2,475% increase (to 1999) over the national baseline for 1975 and still they laugh at God.

Churches are transformed into discotheques where bronies meet their goth and furry friends to jive the night away or sit in an alcove feeling misunderstood but there's no misunderstanding the numbers, which I'll post immediately:

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Using statistical models for analysis, rates for new anal cancer cases have been rising on average 2.2% each year over the last 10 years. Death rates have been rising on average 3.2% each year over 2004-2013.



ANES SMITTEN
YEARrateincrease
19750.8
0.0%
19760.8
0.0%
19770.8
0.0%
19780.8
0.0%
19791.0
25.0%
19801.0
25.0%
19811.0
25.0%
19820.9
12.5%
19831.0
25.0%
19841.0
25.0%
19851.2
50.0%
19860.8
0.0%
19871.0
25.0%
19881.1
37.5%
19891.0
25.0%
19901.2
50.0%
19911.1
37.5%
19921.2
50.0%
19931.2
50.0%
19941.0
25.0%
19951.2
50.0%
19961.3
62.5%
19971.2
50.0%
19981.4
75.0%
19991.4
75.0%
20001.3
62.5%
20011.4
75.0%
20021.5
87.5%
20031.5
87.5%
20041.5
87.5%
20051.7
112.5%
20061.5
87.5%
20071.7
112.5%
20081.7
112.5%
20091.8
125.0%
20101.7
112.5%
20111.7
112.5%
20121.9
137.5%
20131.9
137.5%
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Default Re: In Young People, Church Attendance Down, Colon Cancer Up - 03-12-2017, 09:04 AM

Of course the EPA and NASA is going to blame it on Globull Warming, HHS and the CDC is going to blame it on "diet" and some wild unsubstantiated claim that we should eat more broccoli, and some enviro-nutbag is going to blame it on cell phone "radiation".

The real elephant in the room when it comes to rectal cancer is rectal sodomy - something you learn not to do when you go to a good Baptist Church and study the Bible (KJV1611). Of course, you can't find any charts and graphs or statistics on the rise of rectal sodomy - all suppressed by the LIEberals and Obama.


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I imagine that would exacerbate the situation. But surely religious malpractice provokes God to smite this general area as He smote the Philistines for running off with the Ark, thus preventing The Israelites from correct worship? And what could be more incorrect than not worshipping at all.
I SAMUEL 5 . KJV . whole chapter
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The Philistines took the ark of God, and brought it from Ebenezer unto Ashdod.
6 But the hand of the LORD was heavy upon them of Ashdod, and he destroyed them, and smote them with emerods, even Ashdod and the coasts thereof.
8-10a They sent therefore and gathered all the lords of the Philistines unto them, and said, What shall we do with the ark of the God of Israel? And they answered, Let the ark of the God of Israel be carried about unto Gath. And they carried the ark of the God of Israel about thither. And it was so, that, after they had carried it about, the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts. Therefore they sent the ark of God to Ekron.
God just wants to love us, and He does love us of course but when people say "No thank you God, you're not good enough for me!" God acts. And when they decide not to attend Church things will get very uncomfortable as God decides what do deliver in response to their rejection and I have no trouble seeing what the Mayor has explained to be cause and effect, although there will be other factors too
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Default Re: In Young People, Church Attendance Down, Colon Cancer Up - 03-12-2017, 01:53 PM

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The real elephant in the room when it comes to rectal cancer is rectal sodomy - something you learn not to do when you go to a good Baptist Church and study the Bible (KJV1611). Of course, you can't find any charts and graphs or statistics on the rise of rectal sodomy - all suppressed by the LIEberals and Obama.
I hesitated to bring up the topic of rectal sodomy, but you are correct. Rectal sodomy is the elephant in the room, Brother Bryan.

President Trump is doing all the right things in health care, making it harder for old people and poor people to pay for it. But, he needs to do something about the expense of colon cancer.

The people who contract it need to be screened. Homers and atheists must pay for their own colon removals. If people suffer consequences they might start to learn how to stay healthy.


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