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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-21-2019, 02:47 PM
Huh. Iraqis, Mexicans, Nigerians, Japs, Australian Abos. You never do hear about white folks stealing fuel. It's always some kind of brownie.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-21-2019, 11:46 PM
Shout glory! On the 226th anniversary of the execution of Louis XVI, Jesus has seen fit to strike down Henri d'Orleans, the pretender to the French throne.
This photograph might be postmortem. It's honestly hard to tell.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-09-2019, 05:59 AM
It seems Satan has called home Albert Finney - English, witless fatbody known for playing a poof Belchium, Her-cuticle Perrier, and other forgettable roles like Eric Broccolibitch. Hope he enjoys gumshoeing his way through HELL!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-09-2019, 10:13 AM
I never liked Albert Finney after he denied the apostasy of Frederick the Great of Russia. I'm sure there will be a lot like him where he's going.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-09-2019, 01:54 PM
I wish trigger warnings were included sometimes. Not as in Arabic or Chinese segregated railway stations but as in waxed moustachioed euro-clones I almost fell off my chair.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-19-2019, 12:48 PM
Karl Lagerfeld. Homo fashionista will now be exchanging design ideas with Satan. He'll need more than black sunglasses to escape damnations eternity of fire.
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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02-21-2019, 02:58 AM
Isn't he the one that wanted to marry his cat?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-21-2019, 03:55 AM
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Isn't he the one that wanted to marry his cat?
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I'm pretty sure he was a homer and didn't like pussies.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-05-2019, 04:23 AM
Hell has opened wide its mouth to receive washed-up Beverley Hills 90210 star Luke Perry, 52, whom God killed with a stroke. He had his 15 minutes of fame. Now he can enjoy an eternity of infamy for rejecting God's love.
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(CNN) Luke Perry, who played the beloved Dylan McKay on the hit coming-of-age series "Beverly Hills 90210," has died.
Perry, 52, died Monday after suffering a massive stroke, his publicist Arnold Robinson told CNN.
"He was surrounded by his children Jack and Sophie, fiancé Wendy Madison Bauer, ex-wife Minnie Sharp, mother Ann Bennett, step-father Steve Bennett, brother Tom Perry, sister Amy Coder, and other close family and friends. The family appreciates the outpouring of support and prayers that have been extended to Luke from around the world, and respectfully request privacy in this time of great mourning. No further details will be released at this time," a statement from Robinson read.
Born Coy Luther Perry III in Mansfield, Ohio, and raised in the small community of Fredericktown, Perry moved to Los Angeles to pursue acting soon after graduating from high school.
There he worked a series of odd jobs as he tried to break into the business.
The Big Apple beckoned in 1988 after he scored an appearance as Ned Bates on the soap opera "Loving," which required him to move to New York City.
In 2013 during an appearance on the radio show "Sway in the Morning," Perry said it took him 256 auditions before he scored his first gig.
"I just kept thinking, 'You know, I just walked out of a room full of fools,'" Perry said of how he maintained the confidence to keep going. "Those people have no idea."
The same year as his "Loving" appearance, Perry landed a role on another soap, this time portraying Kenny on "Another World."
But it was his role as seemingly bad boy Dylan McKay on Fox's "Beverly Hills 90210" in 1990 which shot Perry into the atmosphere.
The series was both wildly popular and also criticized because of its willingness to take on topics such as teens being sexually active.
"We have done some shows that dealt with pretty some touchy topics and people weren't altogether happy with how we dealt with it," Perry said during an appearance on "The Arsenio Hall Show" in the 1990s. "I thought we handled it pretty intelligently and we were willing to answer the questions we brought up."
Perry's character was so popular among fans that in 1991 an expected crowd of 2,000 at a Florida mall turned into a stampede of 10,000 when he appeared at an autograph signing.
Several people were hospitalized and the mall was forced to shut its doors after the chaos.
The actor famously left the show in Season 6, seeking to break away from the Dylan character, but returned in Season 9.
Perry also appeared on the big screen with roles in films including "Good Intentions," "Red Wing" and "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," which later became a hit television series.
He made his Broadway debut in 2002 as Brad in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show."
But it was the small screen that showed the actor the most love, with roles on "The Incredible Hulk," "Jeremiah," "Oz," "Windfall" and "John from Cincinnati."
More recently, Perry took on the role as Archie Andrews' father Fred in the hit CW drama "Riverdale," based on the characters from the Archie comics.
Perry married "Teen Wolf Too" actress Rachel "Minnie" Sharp in 1993 and the couple welcomed son Jack and daughter Sophie.
They divorced a decade later.
Perry is in director Quentin Tarantino's upcoming film "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood," which set for release in July.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-05-2019, 08:06 PM
What did he ever do for Jesus?
Nothing!
NO SALVATION FOR YOU!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-06-2019, 12:28 AM
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Hell has opened wide its mouth to receive washed-up Beverley Hills 90210 star Luke Perry, 52, whom God killed with a stroke. He had his 15 minutes of fame. Now he can enjoy an eternity of infamy for rejecting God's love.
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I remember a long time ago when all my friends had a crush on him. I never could see it.
I mean, just look at him!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-06-2019, 03:08 PM
That forehead's super distracting.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-07-2019, 12:55 AM
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That fivehead's super distracting.
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The better to wear the Mark of the Beast with.
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The HELL Train!! -
03-07-2019, 01:39 PM
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I never could see it.
I mean, just look at him!
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Perhaps they were your gentlemen friends?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-07-2019, 04:43 PM
Never heard of him. He was no Charleton Heston.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-25-2019, 04:47 PM
Scott Walker is aboard.
Scott, be it Scott 2 , 3 or 4, must have been thinking "Any Day Now", and then "Bish Bosch", Jesus beckons and Mr Walker can now say there's no more waiting "Til the Band Comes In." And "The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore" (Leastways, not where he's bound.)
It always amazes me that ungrateful characters like this never take the time to give a moving and salvific sermon prior to one of their concerts.
It probably amazed Jesus too - I think we know where Mr Walker's soul is now...
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-25-2019, 11:58 PM
Ephesians 4 – 5 (Excerpt)
4:4-6 There is one body, and one Spirit, even as ye are called in one hope of your calling; one Lord, one faith, one baptism, one God and Father of all, who is above all, and through all, and in you all.
5:15-17 See then that ye walk circumspectly, not as fools, but as wise, redeeming the time, because the days are evil. Wherefore be ye not unwise, but understanding what the will of the Lord is.
5:19-21 Speaking to yourselves in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing and making melody in your heart to the Lord; giving thanks always for all things unto God and the Father in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ; submitting yourselves one to another in the fear of God.
There is always a choice. The Bible is God's explanation of that choice. And you know, in that passage there was nothing about "edgy" or "avant-garde" or about people having fun. God knew how many distractions there'd be in these last days leading to darkness, plague, and the gothic obsessions rampant in the world today. That is why God explained about suitable activities: speaking to ourselves in psalms, singing hymns and spiritual songs singing and making melody in our hearts to the Lord, giving thanks always for all things unto God. I'd like to highlight that last bit. When should we give thanks for all things unto God? Always. That's when. Not at 6 o'clock on Tuesdays, not hourly. Always!
God loves us and wants us to be frightened of Him. It says so in The Bible (frequently) including in the passage I've quoted. He wants to hear us praising Him at all times. Not just sometimes. There are people who say The Bible got it wrong, that we need to "let off steam" occasionally. And it's funny isn't it what happens is those people seem to require steam-letting-off most of the time! God doesn't want to hear that, He is not interested in artistic depictions of angst in the post-modern era. God wants praise. When He looks in your heart He wants to find a psalm being sung.
When we see the types of "art" or "fun" being promoted at venues or at gatherings we can tell, because we read The Bible, whether they glorify God or not. The humanist agenda leads people to question God's standard and to evaluate things by alternative criteria. Only by reading The Bible can we learn what God's standards are and appreciate just what is being thrown away by looking for an alternative.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-29-2019, 05:29 AM
Technically, it's not right to be raising hopes posting in the Hell Train, but I wanted to inquire if it's anyone's guess when Satan will take that wrinkled old whore, Olivia de Havilland? Look at that tart make-up job, who is she trying to fool? "Age over beauty *wink* *wink*" Her type may say, to get her final kicks before she's bent before Satan for her years in his service in Hellyworld.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-29-2019, 08:06 AM
Unheard-of Merseybeat duo "Her's" (of whom you might well say " Who'se?") is currently adding to the overcrowding in Satan's lair. God seems to take a dim view of misused apostrophes, although the Bible does not specifically mention this.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-03-2019, 02:25 AM
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