It is
almost Easter. Once again the
Radiant Lifeless Corpse of
Jesus Christ will be temporarily buried in expectation of His Resurrection. For us,
True Christians™, the historically accurate account of the Gospel is
more than adequate proof but the Heathen majority of the sinner swarm remain
suspicious. How to convince them? One of the less known stories of our decades is the so-called "Star Wars Saga". It is on the surface a fictiona
l account of a lonely hero called
Darth Vader fighting against communist rebels, uppity women in order to restore peace and order to a "Galaxy.
In our universe there are
no galaxies "far far away" but we have recently established that
God in His omnipotence (Revelation 19:6) could have Created several parallel
Multiversions of His Creation. Some people think that the "Star Wars Saga" is not fiction but, in fact,
fact that took place in one of these Multiversions. Some people also think that Darth Vader could by the
Grace of God been there for the
Birth of Jesus and
not only for the
Crucifixion
Who is
Darth Vader? He fights relentlessly against lawlessness and false gods called the Jedi. He could be an
angel of revenge: one of the Glorious Beings that God sends to destroy and demolish dens of depravity.
1 Chronicles 21:15
And God sent an angel unto Jerusalem to destroy it: and as he was destroying, the LORD beheld, and he repented him of the evil, and said to the angel that destroyed, It is enough, stay now thine hand. And the angel of the LORD stood by the threshingfloor of Ornan the Jebusite.
He could also be simply a
wise heterosexual man of another Multiversion, allowed to visit here to bring the Word of God also into his galaxies. How do we
know that he was there at the Cross? Because we have
eye-witness testimonials of artists who painted the whole Crucifixion scene with Mr. Vader's
spacecraft.
In the image above we can see
two starfighters coalescing at the Cross to record the
Glorious event's of
Jesus's perishing. The vehicles are most similar to known "Star Wars Saga" means of transportation
But there's more!
Praise Jesus.
Once again, visitors from another multiversion paying homage to
Jesus Christ, and - once again - a starfighter of
exactly similar design can be found in the garage of Mr. Vader.
As we can see, there were visitors at the Cross. What about the
Manger? Once again, some people think that Mr. Vader could have been there also and they have prepared
amazing Nativity scenes depicting that theory.
This is
very plausible regarding the presence of multiversion ships at the Cross. Why would they
not want to visit
Baby Jesus, as well? However, we need more proof. Let us look at the
silhouette of Mr. Vader in more detail.
Now, as we move on to the visit of the
wise men. As we can see, Mr. Vader could have been the second wiseguy from the left (or right as he is the middle one).
Verily, it is the same helmet. Yet we still have to assess if this is
indeed fact. It
is.
Matthew 2:9
When they had heard the king, they departed; and, lo, the star, which they saw in the east, went before them, till it came and stood over where the young child was.
A star
not attached to the
Firmament! Usually the stars are fixed.
Genesis 1:15
And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
Usually,
wandering stars are also BAD.
Jude 1:13
Raging waves of the sea, foaming out their own shame; wandering stars, to whom is reserved the blackness of darkness for ever.
In this case, the star is wandering but it is GOOD as
it led Mr. Vader to Jesus. It
must have come from another Multiversion. Mr. Vader
was there. This is
exciting and it will help the nasty youth of today, mostly engaged in
sodomistic pleasures, see the
Light that is
Jesus. Mar. Vader is actually appearing every now and then to harass Papists (as he should be).
If we consider
historical evidence, documents, visual materials and our own results we can now conclude that
the proof for the historical existence of Mr. Vader is as solid as that of Jesus Christ. A
lonely hero who saw the most pivotal points of Jesus's Life and Death. Let us all pray to be
more like Mr. Vader this Easter.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer