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Default Re: 6 Ways Fortnite Players Serve Satan - 07-18-2018, 04:34 AM

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Are you retarded? By not playing Fortnite Battle Royale of course. Duh!

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: 6 Ways Fortnite Players Serve Satan - 07-20-2018, 07:16 AM

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Skull Re: 6 Ways Fortnite Players Serve Satan - 08-05-2018, 06:58 AM

Ya know if your literally just going to read one thing and then think your some holy mother*expletive removed* you high praising *vulgar references to female anatomy removed by your friendly moderator* *lame but slightly annoying threats against the continued existence of an organism removed*
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Skull Re: 6 Ways Fortnite Players Serve Satan - 08-05-2018, 07:41 AM

Nope so drop you ideas dead and bury them like you will be soon 6 feet under when old age and cancer get you
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Devil Re: 6 Ways Fortnite Players Serve Satan - 10-12-2018, 07:10 PM

Another closet racist trump supporting hate filled "church". With a bunch of caucasian males that have a history of mental illnesses and pedophilia. In the USA caucasian males lead the country in welfare, food stamps, murder, homelessness, pedophilia, and mental illness.

Pray that god washes your history of being disgusting humans away forever so that you can be free of this mentality you possess that ruins the world.


Enjoy your life in fear and hate. Mindless white trash with nothing to offer in the world but destroy what they dont "believe" in.




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Default Re: 6 Ways Fortnite Players Serve Satan - 10-12-2018, 08:09 PM

That seems very much off-topic, but to address your issues:

We are not Caucasian dear: we are mostly American, though some of us have been called to serve Our Lord elsewhere. For the avoidance of confusion, here is a helpful map of the Caucasian region:


I don't believe that any of our congregation comes from there. A pastor will correct me if I am wrong. I would post a map of the United States, to show you the difference, but you can probably look that up for yourself. Let me know if you don't have Google in your country.

Nor are we racists - far from it! Our own beloved Brother Gonzalez is some sort of Mexican, which I think shows our inclusivity. As for male, we ladies have our own important role here. And, as for the pedophile slur, you are perhaps confusing us with the catholics? This is a problem we see regularly here, although the name Landover Baptist Church seems pretty non-closet.

But enough about us! Why not introduce yourself properly by starting your own thread, dedicated especially to you, on the Introduction Forum?


Because I'm sure you are a very special person and we would all love to get to know you better and understand your ignorant prejudices against our Church.

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Unhappy Re: 6 Ways Fortnite Players Serve Satan - 11-07-2018, 01:44 AM

Please, will someone inform me that all of this is true, so that i may sleep tonight.
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Trump Re: 6 Ways Fortnite Players Serve Satan - 11-07-2018, 01:51 AM

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Please, will someone inform me that all of this is true, so that i may sleep tonight.
All true friend, this game is that bad (probably worse).


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Ben Shapiro - 11-07-2018, 02:08 AM

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All true friend, this game is that bad (probably worse).
I was referring to the thread as a whole, the people that think Fortnite even references Climate Change, the overuse of TMs and that weird 'Probing for Jesus' stamp thing. Fortnite may not be a good game, but it certainly has nothing to do with Satan.


We're all living on a ball, the Earth is going to die from Global Warming, and I have a Google Chrome extension that turns the word Jesus into Ben Shapiro on all web-pages.
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I was referring to the thread as a whole, the people that think Fortnite even references Climate Change, the overuse of TMs and that weird 'Probing for Jesus' stamp thing. Fortnite may not be a good game, but it certainly has nothing to do with Satan.


We're all living on a ball, the Earth is going to die from Global Warming, and I have a Google Chrome extension that turns the word Jesus into Ben Shapiro on all web-pages.
Freind, you are quite the 'doom and gloom' sort of personb. I am saddened to hear you do not get enough fake news already to were you have to have machinations create even more fake news just for you. Living in a bubble of an alternate reality is going to be very heartbreaking when you finally put down that needle of maryjuanna and come to the Glory of Jesus. It is blasphemous that you change out His name with a hook nosed joo that is part of the clan that killd Him.
I'll pray for your worthless soul.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: 6 Ways Fortnite Players Serve Satan - 12-05-2018, 10:48 PM

I play Fortnite to simulate me killing Jesus over and over again because when I was 10 the pastor at my baptist church stuck a cross up my ass and sliced part of my tongue off and shoved that up his ass. Now I'm gay and have a daddy kink but I still love God! I'M SO GLAD TO BE A PART OF YOUR COMMUNITY.
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I play Fortnite to simulate me killing Jesus over and over again because when I was 10 ... blah blah blah
So tell us, dear, what do you do now you are 11-and-a-half?


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We're all living on a ball, the Earth is going to die from Global Warming, and I have a Google Chrome extension that turns the word Jesus into Ben Shapiro on all web-pages.
I thought according Ball Theory the world was a lump of rock and therefore could not actually die. God is clear on this, specifically enabling us to understand what shape the world IS NOT.

Isaiah 22:15-18 Thus saith the Lord GOD of hosts, Go, get thee unto this treasurer, even unto Shebna, which is over the house, and say, What hast thou here? and whom hast thou here, that thou hast hewed thee out a sepulchre here, as he that heweth him out a sepulchre on high, and that graveth an habitation for himself in a rock? Behold, the LORD will carry thee away with a mighty captivity, and will surely cover thee. He will surely violently turn and toss thee like a ball into a large country: there shalt thou die, and there the chariots of thy glory shall be the shame of thy lord's house.

Later on, God explains that He IS NOT an idol by contrasting the nations (where idols are made) with His own majesty. The biggest idol ever made in. Canada, say, would always be smaller than Canada as a whole. Why worship something smaller than yourselves when you could worship something greater? God compares the nations Isaiah 40:15 to a droplet in a bucket. He continues:

Isaiah 40:18-25 (excerpt) To whom then will ye liken God?..It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in..To whom then will ye liken me, or shall I be equal? saith the Holy One.

You see God had a word for "ball" which He used when that was what He meant but when describing the world He used a different word which you can read about below if you're interested in The Truth.





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Default Re: 6 Ways Fortnite Players Serve Satan - 06-03-2019, 03:53 PM

I have just taken a look at this "fortnight" (I assume it's short for "Foreplay night"?)

At the title screen, I saw barely-disguised amputee pornography, as a scantly-clad cyborg gazed at me, promising more than just foreplay....



Then I pulled the plug on my computer so fast I worry the resulting vacuum may have damaged the electrical socket.

Update: there are even blow-up dolls in the game:





The male one is called "bendy":


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1. It promotes idleness

Gamers are lazy. They indulge in mindless escapism when they should be out getting a job or doing chores around the house or praying or reading their Bibles. Idleness is the leading cause of poverty.

Pro 10:4 He becometh poor that dealeth with a slack hand: but the hand of the diligent maketh rich.

2 Thes 3:10b If any would not work, neither should he eat.

Pro 26:14-16
14 As the door turneth upon his hinges, so doth the slothful upon his bed.
15 The slothful hideth his hand in his bosom; it grieveth him to bring it again to his mouth.
16 The sluggard is wiser in his own conceit than seven men that can render a reason.
Amazingly, it not only promotes laziness by natural means, the creators actually pay American youth to sit around and do nothing but tinker on their little games. This young soldier in Satan's Army just got paid $3 million to sit on his lazy butt all day and night, rather than learning a trade to take and support a wife. He may be smiling now, but Jesus will have the last laugh if he doesn't turn his life around. I know Pastor Zeke's Jet Fund could use that money if this young man wanted to prove to Jesus his heart isn't made of lead.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Amazingly, it not only promotes laziness by natural means, the creators actually pay American youth to sit around and do nothing but tinker on their little games. This young soldier in Satan's Army just got paid $3 million to sit on his lazy butt all day and night, rather than learning a trade to take and support a wife. He may be smiling now, but Jesus will have the last laugh if he doesn't turn his life around. I know Pastor Zeke's Jet Fund could use that money if this young man wanted to prove to Jesus his heart isn't made of lead.
The Pope has something to do with this, as always when Satan is present. A guy from Argentina (13 y.o.) got paid USD 900.000, for being... 5th!. This promotes not only laziness but also the idea that everyone is a winner.


And Argentinians do not have internet, everyone knows that. how did this kid play the game? No, this was given by the Pope to a fellow shithole born kid.


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Default Re: 6 Ways Fortnite Players Serve Satan - 08-07-2019, 02:38 AM

Imagine my horror upon emerging into the world after two years of being trapped in a kabbalist's basement (it is a long and sin-filled story that began so innocently, with me starting work on my groundbreaking witnessing film, Church Camp Boys 2: Swimsuits Off, Armor of GOD On, but sadly got much more sinful from there, praise GOD for granting me safe return), only to find that my adult son--MY son!--has begun doing something called "flossing." At first I thought, excellent, his oral hygiene has improved, that's something we were in talks with him about!

My jaw dropped to the floor when I saw that instead of teaching him the importance of cleaning his teeth, society had, in my tragic absence, taught him a perverted sex move to be performed in public! This is a game that is FREE for any small children to play, and then to become so hooked on that they will take their godless parents' credit cards to buy "v-bucks." I can only assume that has to do with losing one's "v-card," and I don't hear about GODly marriage as a part of the game! Sickening. I smashed my son's phone then and there and after a thorough spanking, he thanked me for my wisdom. What a way to return to this fallen world... sometimes I miss that basement. Plenty of time to reflect, no women to tempt us, just my fellow captives & myself...


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Default Re: 6 Ways Fortnite Players Serve Satan - 08-09-2019, 05:25 PM

I'm wondering, are horror movies actually good to watch? Shouldn't we be rooting for the killer as he chases down teens who are always fornicating to give them the judgement they deserve?


Is watching horror movies Godly as long as we root for the killer?
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Is watching horror movies Godly as long as we root for the killer?
No dear, a True Christian™ doesn't bask in killing just for the sake of killing, even when the victim is a Hell-Bound Sinner. You see, when the Lord thy God punishes people in the Holy Bible, it's in love. When the Lord thy God smote all the firstborn of Egypt after hardening the Pharaoh's heart (Exodus 12:29), it was in love. When Jesus opened up the earth to swallow Korah, Dathan, Abiram and their respective families (Numbers 16:27-32), it was in love. When Jesus sent those bears to maul 42 children for teasing Elisha (2 Kings 2:23-24), it was an act of love. When the LORD willed that Jehoram's bowels would fall out unto his death (2 Chronicles 21:14-19), it was because of love. We know this because God is love (1 John 4:8). True Christians™ are all about love.



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