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Halo Why we never speak ill of the dead: David Koch has ascended to heaven. - 08-23-2019, 05:55 PM

David Koch, oil billionaire, majority shareholder of the Republican Party, and friend of Jeffery Epstein, has died.

Liberals are dancing on David Koch's grave, even while his body is still warm (though I admit he's going to take a long time to cool in this unpredictably hot weather we're having)! Even Jewish liberals are dancing, and they can barely dance at all.

While some of the Koch brothers funding went to weird libertarian causes that we don't support, we don't speak ill of the dead. Never have and never will. Liberals, on the other hand....Well, here's some snippets of their anti-billionaire hate speech:
There's a lot of things I didn't like about David Koch, but I respect him immensely for finally being dead.
David Koch had a dream, which was to make things easier for himself and a few friends while also making things significantly worse for everyone else on the planet. He is gone, but now that work falls to all of us. Today, whenever you get the chance, harm someone vulnerable.
First Epstein dies, then David Koch. This is the first time I’ve been super psyched for the rule of threes
In lieu of flowers, the family of David Koch requests that mourners simply purchase a Republican politician.
I'm sure the fellows whining about how disrespectful some folks are being about David Koch this morning are going to be classy as piffle the day George Soros kicks it
Per his wishes, David Koch will be dissolved in a vat of chemicals and poured into a poor city’s drinking water
Still off Twitter till 9/8 but just checking in to say that at morning prayers at the monastery where I'm staying on a writers' residency, one of my favorite nuns stopped to whisper to me "David Koch died." She was ... not frowning.
Honestly not surprised the entire Amazon forest was David Koch’s last horcrux
The social convention of “Don’t speak ill of the dead” came from Chilon of Sparta in 600 BC. Don’t let people who’ve been dead for millennia tell you what to do.

On an unrelated note: f*** David Koch.
David Koch is dead, so remember to send your thoughts and prayers

Thoughts: hell yeah

Prayers: ✨hell yeeeeeeahhhh ✨
yes david koch did spend his immense ill-gotten wealth by funding initiatives to plunge our world into a climate change crisis we’ll never recover from but it’s important to remember some of the good things he did, such as dying
It's really sad that David Koch is dead....oh! Sorry, I meant to say: it's really sad that ONLY David Koch is dead
I like to think that David Koch waited for the glaciers to melt and the Amazon to burn before he passed. It's the way he would've wanted it.
Whether or not you agreed with David Koch’s ideology, there is no denying that F*** him and it rules that he died.
STYLE GUIDE: Calling David Koch is philanthropist is like calling Nero a violin player.

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Default Re: Why we never speak ill of the dead: David Koch has ascended to heaven. - 08-23-2019, 06:53 PM

Thank you, Brother Jeb for sharing this with us. Eh! Those liberals think that they are so clever. When Jesus returns and sends then to their fiery fates they won't be laughing.


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Default Re: Why we never speak ill of the dead: David Koch has ascended to heaven. - 08-23-2019, 09:15 PM

The flags at the Blood of Christ Motel are flying at half-mast today, and will continue to do so for all of next week. Still waiting for President Trump to declare a national month of mourning like he did for that East Coast sissy RINO George H.W. Bush.

We are poorer for having lost him, but the 1% are richer for having known him, praise God (Proverbs 10:22). I rest a bit easier knowing that the Lord Jesus Christ called him home to the glory and personally welcomed him to his well-deserved reward. He will now spend eternity pointing and laughing at the countless sinners whose deaths his causes hastened burning in Hell.


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Default Re: Why we never speak ill of the dead: David Koch has ascended to heaven. - 08-23-2019, 09:59 PM

I'm outraged! It's been almost a day now, and Koch Exposed! still hasn't gone black as sign of respect. They should permanently.

I'm so sick of this internet hate that I'm going to go full walton cesspond and hike to some sort of deep wilderness where there is no internet access.

In this town, that means pretty much anywhere except under this toolshed.

It's a nice toolshed.


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Default Re: Why we never speak ill of the dead: David Koch has ascended to heaven. - 08-24-2019, 04:24 PM

I know his heart was in the right place, but Mr. Koch did occasionally say some strange things. Maybe he was joking or maybe his comments dated really quickly. Like, in 4 years. You won't catch one of these Kochs complaining about these things now.

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  • We’re headed toward a two-tiered society — a society that’s destroying opportunities for the disadvantaged and creating welfare for the rich.
  • We are very concerned about the future of our country and the catastrophic consequences of the federal government incurring these massive deficits year after year with no significant steps being taken to correct these deficits.
  • I think it’s essential to be able to achieve spending reductions and maybe it’s going to require some tax increases. We got to come close to balancing the budget; otherwise, we’re in a terrible deep problem.
  • Almost everybody I know who has any kind of financial savvy or experience is terrified by the consequences of never-ending massive deficits, which are being paid for generally by the Federal Reserve purchasing Treasury bonds.
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Default Re: Why we never speak ill of the dead: David Koch has ascended to heaven. - 08-24-2019, 08:17 PM

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I know his heart was in the right place, but Mr. Koch did occasionally say some strange things.
That's libertarians for you. I mean, one hand they want our daughters to become bible-burning lesbian crack whores, and our sons to be globalist race-traitors who get decapitated by Mexican mafiosi, they want our wives to become divorced witches who murder our children while vaping. They are the directly commanded avatars of Satan, lusting to defecate on the face of baby Jesus, and daily dragging millions of people into eternal torture.

On the other hand they donate to our politicians and agree with us on tax policy. So that makes them our friends, there's no need for us to be perfectionists.

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