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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-25-2020, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by phucker67
This old medling hag Katherine Johnson lived to 101 spending more of her life on numbers and such, than in the kitchen measuring ingredients for baking pies like a good lady.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/24/us/ka...rnd/index.html
Bet she didn't factor getting pumped on Satan's barbed winkie in her calculations.
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Someone made a joke about Johnson "dying in her prime" because she was a mathematician. I have no idea of what that means.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-25-2020, 07:33 PM
You don't need to know these things. That was her problem, she knew nothing of value, like a relationship with Jesus Christ.
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-25-2020, 08:39 PM
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You don't need to know these things. That was her problem, she knew nothing of value, like a relationship with Jesus Christ.
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Excuse me, "Sir", I do not believe that you are in a position here at the Landover Baptist Church community to tell me what I do or do not need to know about any particular things whatsoever. Your own "relationship" with Our Lord Jesus, has not yet been confirmed to any degree.
Granted, Ms. Johnson was involved with the generally sinful space program, but it will be the determination of the Pastoral Staff of True Christian™ Gentlemen at LBC who will determine whether or not Katherine Johnson should be properly verified as having purchased a ticket on the Hell Train.
Your concern should be to show proper respect for the hierarchy and authority afforded to by Our , , who is not so stupid that He doesn't know how to pronounce your name.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-25-2020, 08:57 PM
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You don't need to know these things. That was her problem, she knew nothing of value, like a relationship with Jesus Christ.
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Mr. Huckster: I see that our dearly beloved Sister Handmaiden has gotten to you before I've had a chance but, believe me, I was about to respond earlier, until I was interrupted by a phone call from Sister Clementine-Minnie regarding a recipe for Battenberg cake.
Now, then, I will have you know that a fine, upstanding , such as our Handmaiden, does not require any assessment, judgment, instruction, disapproval, restriction, or any form of harassment and annoyance from the likes of someone -- such as yourself -- who is considered as "unsaved trash", and whose profile has this distinction: "phucker67 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in ". And, I see that your profile also includes a new award to add to your growing collection!
I do so hope that I have made my point clearly understandable.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-06-2020, 02:17 AM
It seems that uppity fembot, Rosie the Riveter is dead.
For years, she tirelessly toiled on behalf of the rights of women. She could have saved herself the trouble, as here on out, the only thing she'll be riveted to is Satan's barbed winkie for all eternity! Glory!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-12-2020, 10:13 PM
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Say, anyone have a hunch who God will smite this year?
Already two of my predictions came true; I surmised a Monthy Python actor would perish this year (Terry Jones, check), I figured another Hollywood barnacle would croak (Kirk Douglas, check) Of course, none of you have seen my predictions, but I assure you I made them.
DEAD POOL PREDICTIONS:
Bernie Sanders
Joe Biden (either of the two or both)
Jimmy Carter
Stella Stevens
Ian Holm
Keith Richards
Keith Rainere
Anna Wintour
Betty White
Olivia de Havilland
Larry David
Kathy Bates
Prince Philip and/or Queen Elizabeth II
Prince Andrew
Justin Bieber
Tim Curry
Tom Hanks
Johnny Depp
Jonah Hill
Sarah Michelle Geller
Harvey Weinstein
Eva Marie Saint
Robert Downey Jr.
The Democratic Party
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Whooo! Tom Hanks has the COVID-19! Maybe my little dead pool list isn't too far off after all.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-19-2020, 10:50 AM
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Whooo! Tom Hanks has the COVID-19! Maybe my little dead pool list isn't too far off after all.
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Indeed this is good news. It is the right punishment for an Unholywood Celebrity wasting his time in an alien cult started by a sci-fi author.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-19-2020, 12:22 PM
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Indeed this is good news. It is the right punishment for an Unholywood Celebrity wasting his time in an alien cult started by a sci-fi author.
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Oh, has Hanks become a scientologist now? I thought that was John Trevolting. Hanks has been pretty much everything else, though, from mormon through some weird Nazarene bunch (I always confuse them with the Gadarene swine ) to wherever he is today, so I suppose it had to happen.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-19-2020, 01:21 PM
What Tom Hanks will die of, is not the chinese virus, but too much of that obnoxious australian spread, vegemite.
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-19-2020, 03:27 PM
In hell Mr. Hanks will be in good company. Kirk Douglas, Phoenix Rivers, James Dean... a lot of them are already waiting.
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What Tom Hanks will die of, is not the chinese virus, but too much of that obnoxious australian spread, vegemite.
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Vege... what? Ew. This looks nasty. No wonder that veganism makes people mormons.
And as for this picture... I am not surprised at all that Mr. Hanks makes photos of his toilet.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-19-2020, 03:38 PM
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Ew. This looks nasty.
I am not surprised at all that Mr. Hanks makes photos of his toilet.
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I believe it's what the Brits call black pudding tea.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-23-2020, 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted by upchucker67
DEAD POOL PREDICTIONS:
Bernie Sanders
Joe Biden (either of the two or both)
Jimmy Carter
Stella Stevens
Ian Holm
Keith Richards
Keith Rainere
Anna Wintour
Betty White
Olivia de Havilland
Larry David
Kathy Bates
Prince Philip and/or Queen Elizabeth II
Prince Andrew
Justin Bieber
Tim Curry
Tom Hanks (?)
Johnny Depp
Jonah Hill
Sarah Michelle Geller
Harvey Weinstein
Eva Marie Saint
Robert Downey Jr.
The Democratic Party
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I would like to announce, I recently heard Mr. Harvey Weinstein has caught the Covid! While I doubt anyone will miss that raping lump, it would be nice to see some aspect of my predictions bear fruit should Mr. Hanks not expire.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-24-2020, 04:24 PM
^^^This is the Hell Train - celebrating the death and damnation of sinners. This is not where you get to share your secret crushes on middle aged men of Hollywood.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-24-2020, 05:14 PM
Albert Uderoz has died and will be in the tourist class car.
Mr Uderoz was the creator of the comic character Asterix. A series entirely dedicated to primitive pagan culture involving Druids, magic potions and Roman gods. There was not one single mention in the many stories of Pastors, communion wine, or Jesus. These shameful omissions must have led millions of children away from the Path of God by confusing them as to what is holy and what is not.
The stories invariably started in a tranquil French village filled with peace and plenty – akin to the Garden of Eden but without God. All that was done in the books was the work of man, and miracles only occurred as a result of magic and not by God’s power.
Such stories are immediately seen by the discerning adult as having no basis in Truth at all, but to the malleable minds of the young, they were as real as The Bible.
Unfortunately, neither Mr Uderoz’s departure nor his destination will be the end of these examples of Satanic propaganda – a company bought him and his rights - 1 Timothy 6:10.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-24-2020, 05:55 PM
I stumbled on what might had been a bittersweet story. A Catholic priest did a kindly act that didnt involve little boy rape, in effort to safe a life besides his own.
https://bbc.in/3bkPlsO
Unfortunately, being a Catholic priest, Father Joeseppe did not accept Lord Jesus Christ correctly, and will now be inhaling the sulfuric stank of Hellward bound, till his tongue corrodes and his eye sockets shrivel.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-25-2020, 02:40 PM
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A Catholic priest did a kindly act
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I doubt it. He was obviously beginning to realize that the Catlick church cult was all a degenerate sham and was beset by the demon "Covid" who ordered him to commit suicide for the resultant publicity.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-26-2020, 03:43 PM
Lewis Hamilton needs to be next. A negro trying to make us believe he was the bigest race driver ever and he even plays Jesus. BLASPHEMY!
He will have a "nice" place in hell next to Uderzo and Kenny Rogers.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-29-2020, 01:31 AM
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Justin Bieber's mustache, departed 16 Feb 2020. :ick:
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A beaver with a mustache? Strange
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-30-2020, 03:17 AM
In Christ,
Thomas K. White (That's Mr. White to you Sinners! )
Rev 20:11-15
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
03-30-2020, 03:58 AM
Was he the guy in the back?
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