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Icon47 Coronavirus, The Book of Job and Donald Trump - 05-02-2020, 02:03 PM

True Christians™ seldom have to ask WHY? Jesus is always the answer, obviously. Still, sometimes I falter and ask why He decides to do or not to do something. Recently, He decided to spare the Hamite continent of Africa from the worst effects of the Coronavirus, a plague for which we Thank Him as we Thank Him for everything that happens or does not happen. Still, the situation is alarming. Let's look at the African figures for Covid-19:
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COVID-19 Africa numbers
  • 52 countries in Africa affected
  • 34,610 cumulative cases
  • 1,517 reported deaths
  • 11,180 reported recoveries
  • South Africa most affected with 4,996 cases
  • Last updated 29/04/20 at 06:00AM (GMT +1)
The Death Toll in Africa is minuscule when we compare it to the civilized world. This is incomprehensible to fathom, as the continent's population consists of naked savages with no real language, health care and only rudimentary grasp of Christianity, albeit we should acknowledge their magnificent work against the sin of Homosexuality! What about Godly America?!



Why would Jesus smite His Favorite Nation, the U.S. of A. more wrathfully than the lazy peoples of Africa? The answer is out of our reach, unless we grasp the Source of all Knowledge: The KJV Bible. Immediately, the answer is clear.
  • Africa is coincidental.
  • America is coincidental.
It is all about President Donald Trump. The Key to all this is the Book of Job. President Trump is the Job of Our Times! The parallels between the Book of Job and President Trump are striking and 100% accurate!

Job was the perfect man, exemplary in God, didn't believe in Jesus and ended up in Hell but that's just God's rules and not his own fault. President Trump is also perfect in God and Christ. They never deserved the punishments.

God let Satan play with these men to test them to see if they persist in Christ/God. The tests were most severe as follows:
  • Job lost his health. Mr. Trump lost a happy life of unprecedented popularity.
Thereafter the tests became more and more severe:
  • Job lost his wife and children. President Trump is losing hundreds of thousands of His citizens to God's newest Plague.
And the worst punishment of all:
  • Job even lost his economical base: his cattle!
Job 1:14-14
And there came a messenger unto Job, and said, The oxen were plowing, and the asses feeding beside them: And the Sabeans fell upon them, and took them away; yea, they have slain the servants with the edge of the sword; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.
  • Similarly, President Trump is losing lots of profit from His hotels and palaces, golf courses and He has not been able to watch Live sports for weeks. The diagram below shows us the situation at its worst!


Next, Jesus wants to see how the pious men handle this unfortunate situation. The friends of Job try to persuade him to admit that he be a sinner etc. etc. but Job stays firm by the Lord. President Trump is similarly attacked by unfriendly media but He stands firm and does not falter. He admits no fault as there is no fault in Him. He shuts His ears (which are well-formed) to the antics of experts and Governors trying to make Him change course. They refer to the number of deaths and fail to understand that collateral damage is totally acceptable when Jesus has a point to make. Job's first family died but that was necessary to make the scenario real and tangible. Due to Coronavirus, many unimportant Americans have perished but they should be proud of that (in Heaven or more likely in Hell). They did have value, similar to retards, stillborns, underage leukemia victims and starving children, they have instrumental value! They are there to test the actual protagonist, Donald Trump, who's passing the test with flying colors! Glory! And the best is to come.
  • Job's skin condition improved.
  • Job got a new, better family.
  • Job got more cattle that the original herd.
Job 42:12-13
So the LORD blessed the latter end of Job more than his beginning: for he had fourteen thousand sheep, and six thousand camels, and a thousand yoke of oxen, and a thousand she asses. He had also seven sons and three daughters.
  • Donald Trump will gain His popularity back if He continues to obey Jesus and do nothing for the Covid-19 enthusiasts.
  • Donald Trump will eventually get new, better Americans to replace the unimportant ones.
  • Donald Trump's Finance Imperium will Thrive.
The diagram below explains this in a more simple manner to women, children and the Retarded.



Now we know why America is the hotspot of Covid-19 activity. We must all support Donald Trump in His perseverance not to listen to the WHO or the secular epidemiologists. This is between Him and Jesus and they're both winning! Let us also express our gratitude towards Jesus for this magnificent opportunity He gave Donald Trump to make Him shine even more brightly in the eyes of his Nation for now and for Eternity!


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Coronavirus, The Book of Job and Donald Trump - 05-02-2020, 07:40 PM

Your wisdom surpasses Mr Fauci's by a long mile, Professor. Why is Donald allowing that communist doctor in his team, and not you, is behind my capability of understanding.


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Default Re: Coronavirus, The Book of Job and Donald Trump - 05-03-2020, 04:17 AM

That graph really says it all!


Since more than their fair share of black people in America are getting sick from the coronavirus, and since black people in Africa don't seem to get this disease, this is probably a good time for American blacks to return to their African homeland. As a nation, we should be willing to pay for their tickets (it's cheaper than welfare, and what black person can resist a handout?). And it would keep the airline industry afloat. Everybody wins!


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Trump Re: Coronavirus, The Book of Job and Donald Trump - 08-18-2020, 10:35 AM

Urgent Update!

As expected, the Landover Team was months ahead of the mainstream media when reporting the God - Book of Job - President Trump triumvirate. After careful consideration, President Trump has decided to release this information. He admits to the public that the Covid-19 Plague indeed is God's way of testing Him because of His unprecedented but presidential gains in the U.S. economy, the most important single issue in National Worship!
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“You know what that is?” Trump asked. “That’s God testing me. He said, ‘You know, you did it once.’ And I said, ‘Did I do a great job, God? I’m the only one that could do it.’’’

According to Trump, God wasn’t too pleased with his boast.

“[God] said, ‘That, you shouldn’t say. Now we’re going to have you do it again,’”
We should all praise and cherish the humble humility of President Trump, Jesus certainly does so!

1 Peter 5:5
Likewise, ye younger, submit yourselves unto the elder. Yea, all of you be subject one to another, and be clothed with
humility: for God resisteth the proud, and giveth grace to the humble.




Above we can also detect how President Trump is in direct, daily communication with God Himself, God is having an ongoing dialogue with our Leader. Things could not be any better for the Nation, as the less desirable masses continue to experience God's Wrath by perishing in this novel, wonderful plague (Deuteronomy 28:59)!



Any day now, President Trump will receive God's Grace because of His humility.




Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Coronavirus, The Book of Job and Donald Trump - 08-18-2020, 03:42 PM

God Bless you, Dr. White, for putting the disease in a Biblical perspective. It allows all of us the understand better.

I think all of us at Landover Baptist are certain Jesus and Donald Trump are working together of punish sin and reward all of us who are True Christians™.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Coronavirus, The Book of Job and Donald Trump - 08-18-2020, 08:27 PM

I don't understand politics and won't try to comment in that respect but would like to ask if anyone knows of any Christian who's died from this plague? I don't. Christ's promise stands!
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I don't understand politics and won't try to comment in that respect but would like to ask if anyone knows of any Christian who's died from this plague? I don't. Christ's promise stands!
...And we we know of anyone who claimed to be a Christian and died that clearly means they were not really Christian.
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Trump Re: Coronavirus, The Book of Job and Donald Trump - 08-19-2020, 02:59 PM

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According to Trump, God wasn’t too pleased with his boast.
“[God] said, ‘That, you shouldn’t say. Now we’re going to have you do it again".
Oh, what blessed words, dear Brother Dr. White -- and to Almighty goes the We have seen the Hand of the at work here, constantly guiding our beloved President Trump through his current four-year term. And, just as we've known all along, the will continue mighty work through President Trump for the next four years -- and beyond! My, what a great comfort it must be to President Trump, to know that he is not alone in the Oval Office, but that he has the by his side, to oversee constantly, and to approve his every move.

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1 The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and l will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.
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...And we we know of anyone who claimed to be a Christian and died that clearly means they were not really Christian.
I was thinking about that. Could there be a Christian whom Jesus wished to take under His wing but who'd forgotten to ask for protection in this respect and who therefore succumbed?

Malachi 4:2 But unto you that fear my name shall the Sun of righteousness arise with healing in his wings; and ye shall go forth, and grow up as calves of the stall.

In order for healing one needs to be afflicted to start with and although diseased wretches are healed once they accept His offer of deliverance, to what extent are they vulnerable once Saved? One poor sap was smitten with blindness from birth explicitly to prove that God is Jesus:

John 8:58 - 9:3 Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Before Abraham was, I am. Then took they up stones to cast at him: but Jesus hid himself, and went out of the temple, going through the midst of them, and so passed by. And as Jesus passed by, he saw a man which was blind from his birth. And his disciples asked him, saying, Master, who did sin, this man, or his parents, that he was born blind? Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him.

If someone did become ill and omit this plague from their prayers for some reason, then died, would they have ceased being Christians or would they never have been Christians at all? To what extent are health and prosperity dependent on the condition of one's soul? Jesus wants to heal us so much that He was prepared to die and is waiting in Heaven for our prayers but sometimes we forget to pray and His longing is unassuaged. Souls in that case are neither healthy nor prosperous with knock-on effects for the body. How can diseased persons be part of The Body of Christ?

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Default Re: Coronavirus, The Book of Job and Donald Trump - 08-24-2020, 02:29 PM

Are you people for real?Do you all actually believe that trump is a modern day job?
While job was a man of god and was not in the least bit quistonable, trump seems hardly like it. Disrespecting to women, disrespectful to the health of his fellow countrymen, of quistonable authority not giving insights to his taxpayers, friends with people that are very quistonable or even convicted criminals.
And do you people actually believe that, and I quote, "would Jesus smite His Favorite Nation, the U.S. of A. more wrathfully than the lazy peoples of Africa?" Africans are lazy people??
It's pretty much insane what I read on these pages and I'm actually pretty shocked about the unfounded and racist things I read hear.
Please restore my faith in humanity by saying this just a cynical page for laughs
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Hello and to our friendly forum, dear!

To answer your question, yes we're 100% for real. We read the Bible as it is written, and we interpret the modern world accordingly. (Note that many Christian churches do the opposite, they use the modern world as the ethical baseline and interpret the Bible according to it).

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Do you all actually believe that trump is a modern day job?
While job was a man of god and was not in the least bit quistonable, trump seems hardly like it. Disrespecting to women,
What was good for Jesus is good for Christians, isn't it?

Matthew 15:22-26
22 And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil.
23 But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us.
24 But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
25 Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me.
26 But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
27 And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.
28 Then Jesus answered and said unto her, O woman, great is thy faith: be it unto thee even as thou wilt. And her daughter was made whole from that very hour.

While Trump has said about multiple women that they were nasty, I don't think he ever compared one to a dog, yet - am I wrong?

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Dear, Trump is supporting the only kind of healthcare that Jesus supports: prayer.

James 5:14-16
14 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
15 And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
16 Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

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of quistonable authority not giving insights to his taxpayers,
If he is able to withhold his tax information, that sort of means he has the authority to do so, right?

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friends with people that are very quistonable or even convicted criminals.
So was Jesus - he was quite literally hanging around with convicted criminals, and he invited one of them to Heaven:

Luke 23:39-43
39 And one of the malefactors which were hanged railed on him, saying, If thou be Christ, save thyself and us.
40 But the other answering rebuked him, saying, Dost not thou fear God, seeing thou art in the same condemnation?
41 And we indeed justly; for we receive the due reward of our deeds: but this man hath done nothing amiss.
42 And he said unto Jesus, Lord, remember me when thou comest into thy kingdom.
43 And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, Today shalt thou be with me in paradise.

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And do you people actually believe that, and I quote, "would Jesus smite His Favorite Nation, the U.S. of A. more wrathfully than the lazy peoples of Africa?" Africans are lazy people??
It's pretty much insane what I read on these pages and I'm actually pretty shocked about the unfounded and racist things I read hear.
Well, I am sorry to burst your bubble, but yes, God is racist. And if you do not believe in the American Exceptionalism that makes you a traitor unworthy of living in this country.
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Are you people for real?Do you all actually believe that trump is a modern day job?
While job was a man of god and was not in the least bit quistonable, trump seems hardly like it. Disrespecting to women, disrespectful to the health of his fellow countrymen, of quistonable authority not giving insights to his taxpayers, friends with people that are very quistonable or even convicted criminals.
And do you people actually believe that, and I quote, "would Jesus smite His Favorite Nation, the U.S. of A. more wrathfully than the lazy peoples of Africa?" Africans are lazy people??
It's pretty much insane what I read on these pages and I'm actually pretty shocked about the unfounded and racist things I read hear.
Please restore my faith in humanity by saying this just a cynical page for laughs
Good blessed morning to you, Miss Sharky. We are so very pleased that you have found your way to our glorious corner of the interwebs, here at . Now, before I attempt to address your concerns, I must mention that we prefer our newcomers to make an introductory message over at our cordial Introduction Forum. The link to that is here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

So, if you don't mind terribly, I am hoping that you will go there as soon as possible to post your message. Whilst there, please pay careful attention to our simple requests, which can be found at the top of the page, although, I am pleased to provide them here, as well:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
We do look forward to reading your introduction, and to having fellowship with you, as we study the wondrous together. I must also mention that we do not cherry-pick our favorite verses from the , and we accept all of this as the Word of Almighty .

Now, then, as to your rant statements about our -sent President Trump, well, I am sure that you are entitled to your opinion, even if it wrong. You see, Dear, this is the first time in the many long years that I've been on this Earth, that I can recall ever having such a man of in the White House. I think we can see his tremendous support from so many followers of the . How grateful we are to have such fine leadership, especially in these, the last, dark days before the return of the !

As for your question about the "lazy peoples of Africa", I don't quite see how you cannot see this for what it is. I mean, are they not truly lazy? What do they do, day in and day out, apart from lazing around in the sun all day?

Lastly, I would like to leave you with this offering of song. I have no doubt that once you listen to it and think about the meaning, you will begin to see the truth for what it is, as reveals self to you.

May bless you, Dear.



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Oh my, how many times have we been asked that question?

Allow me to answer your question with a few other questions.


Is God real? Is the Bible His Holy Word? Did Jesus really suffer and die so that a pre-determined sub-set of humans could avoid the never-ending torment and unceasing agony of Hell?


We here at Landover Baptist Church Forum have committed ourselves to sharing those questions with the world. It makes people pretty uncomfortable at times, but we don't shy away from the big challenges.


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We aren't in the business of bolstering faith in humanity. We are in the business of challenging people's faith in God and His Holy Word. If you examine the Bible very closely, you will see that The Lord doesn't encourage people to have faith in themselves or each other. God requires our absolute and unwavering obedience. And if He doesn't get it, things can get pretty awful, very quickly.


Sometimes even when He is offered the worship and compliance that He demands, things can get awful for a person. That's why we were given the Book of Job.


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Default Re: Coronavirus, The Book of Job and Donald Trump - 08-24-2020, 03:45 PM

Ok, fair enough. Though with you replying with only more questions, you don't awnser the ones I asked.
You actually believe Africans are lazy and that trump is a modern day Job?
I mean job lost his physical health, literally was stricken with all kinds of soars and physical pains, trump doesn't seem to have any physical uncomfort.
Job was robbed of his family, his children and wife.
Trump hasn't lost any of these. And well, saying trump lost people in his country, yes but he could prevented that by handling this virus in a better way. Since a whole bunch of countries and continents in the world handled the virus way better and prevented the casualties that USA are having.
And Job lost all his wealth, not a little bit or a part of it. As for trump, he might feel a slight discomfort since USA is facing and economical downfall, with millions of people without work and evicted. But that does not compare to all the people that are actually without work or home. Trump is still rich has multiple hotels and golfcourse and he didn't lost any of these. O and trump hasn't been able to watch live sports!? Really!?? If you want to watch live sports, don't become president, during a crisis it kind of takes up all your time
So the question remains: how is trump a modern day job?
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Ok, fair enough. Though with you replying with only more questions, you don't awnser the ones I asked.
You actually believe Africans are lazy and that trump is a modern day Job?
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Because there is light on the horizon, dear. Just like Job at the end of his ordeal received a New And Improved family, Trump will receive New and Improved citizens.
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So the question remains: how is trump a modern day job?
Well, the answer is very simple, Miss Sharky. Just as Job had so much to get over, President Trump has had to overcome the adversities and ruin that the nation was in during the Obummer era! And he did that with the leadership of .

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Default Re: Coronavirus, The Book of Job and Donald Trump - 08-24-2020, 04:23 PM

Ow I forgot to reply to this:Well, I am sorry to burst your bubble, but yes, God is racist. And if you do not believe in the American Exceptionalism that makes you a traitor unworthy of living in this country


I hate to burst YOUR bubble aswell, but you do realize that all white Americans are of European descent and therefor are either anglo-saxon, germanic or Hispanic descent, while Jesus came out of a Jewish bloodline, namely the bloodline of Abraham according to the Bible. So if Jesus was racist he would not approve of white people with a eorpean descent in his path to god.
American Exceptionalism is in my eyes nothing more then a compensation for a lack of identity and history, since American history is not a lot more then 450 - 500 years old
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...American Exceptionalism is in my eyes...
That's nice, and completely irrelevant. No one here cares about your opinion.


Find some Scripture (KJV, preferably) to support your points, and then we'll have something to discuss here at Landover.


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I hate to burst YOUR bubble aswell, but you do realize that all white Americans are of European descent and therefor are either anglo-saxon, germanic or Hispanic descent, while Jesus came out of a Jewish bloodline, namely the bloodline of Abraham according to the Bible. So if Jesus was racist he would not approve of white people with a eorpean descent in his path to god.
Dear, Jews no longer matter since they killed Jesus. Also, please note that Jesus descended from God so your bloodline argument is invalid.
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That's 250 years if you count since United States of America began to exist (2020-1776=244 to be exact), or over 20,000 years if you were to believe scientists with their crazy ideas about Indians before Columbus.
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I mean job lost his physical health, literally was stricken with all kinds of soars and physical pains, trump doesn't seem to have any physical uncomfort.
Have you ever seen that painting of Trump naked, exposing his micro-penis? That level of humiliation Job never had to face, nor was Job's creepy, snipped, Jewish pee-pee exposed to the whole world. No one has seen greater suffering than Donald J!


I wish you people would stop persecuting us with reminders of embarrassing micro-penises. No one ever treated Job this way!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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