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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-21-2020, 09:49 PM
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James "The Amazing" Randi, a Christ-hater and in-your-face militant sodomite who said that belief in God "is one of the most damaging things that infests humanity at this particular moment in history," has boarded the train to spend eternity with the psychics and astrologers whom he loved to ridicule. I wonder how amazing he'll find sharing the lake of fire with them.
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I'm sure he will be like the marshmallow between two graham crackers. S'more smiting for him!
Psalm 19:14 Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O Lord, my strength, and my redeemer.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-22-2020, 11:04 AM
Mister Prove Me Wrong has found out the hard way. It's always easier to mock than to learn for yourself. Obviously occultists have swallowed so much muck they can neither learn nor mock but anyone pretending to be a wizard (still alive) needs to take note of God's opinion:
Psalm 55:15 Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them. Don't listen to crystal gurus, turn to Christ Jesus today.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-22-2020, 11:39 AM
Anti-Christian singer Spencer Davis who sang the new age hippie tune Gimme Some Lovin' finally died at age 81 to drop into the pits of hell. Good riddance Spencer... also, doesn't he look pretty Jewish?
Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-29-2020, 11:42 AM
The rather suggestively named Bobby Ball has died. He was an English comedian, and no doubt stemmed his humor from molesting young boys as the English do. He'll have a ball with Satan now, for eternity.
Psalm 19:14 Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O Lord, my strength, and my redeemer.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-01-2020, 10:15 AM
James Bond has died, aged 90. I guess he has found out the hard way that you only live once.
Heb 9:27 And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-10-...hamas/12835952
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Actor Sir Sean Connery has died at the age of 90, his family has said.
Sir Sean died peacefully in his sleep in the Bahamas after being "unwell for some time", his son Jason told the BBC.
Mr Connery said his father "had many of his family who could be in the Bahamas around him" when he died overnight in Nassau.
"We are all working at understanding this huge event as it only happened so recently, even though my dad has been unwell for some time," he said.
"A sad day for all who knew and loved my dad and a sad loss for all people around the world who enjoyed the wonderful gift he had as an actor."
Sir Sean was born Thomas Sean Connery in August 25, 1930, in Edinburgh slums and worked as a coffin polisher, milkman and lifeguard before his bodybuilding hobby helped launch an acting career that made him one of the world's biggest stars.
He will be remembered first as British agent 007, the character created by novelist Ian Fleming and immortalised by Sir Sean in films starting with Dr. No in 1962.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-02-2020, 05:45 AM
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James Bond has died, aged 90. I guess he has found out the hard way that you only live once.
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Interestingly, Sean Connery was already in Hell before he died--the personal hell that comes from everyone knowing that you starred in Zardoz.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-02-2020, 11:23 AM
Let's have a tender moment for The Sausage King. - A major magnet for meat in Russia.
He was killed in the sauna with a crossbow.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-02-2020, 12:38 PM
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Let's have a tender moment for The Sausage King. - A major magnet for meat in Russia.
He was killed in the sauna with a crossbow.
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I guess they got the idea from the Russian version of Cluedo?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-02-2020, 04:15 PM
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I guess this says it all, really.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-03-2020, 12:41 AM
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Gay lovers quarrel, obviously. He's lucky he's in Hell right now, and not being tortured in the Lubyanka before being sent to Hell. It won't be long now before Mr. Putin (runner up leader of the free world) institutes Biblical law on fags (Leviticus 20:13). They're almost there.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-03-2020, 03:09 AM
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-03-2020, 04:03 AM
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-03-2020, 05:55 AM
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I guess they got the idea from the Russian version of Cluedo?
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What's a Cluedo?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-19-2020, 02:58 PM
The pits of hell welcome another citizen: Michel Robin, who played several roles in many disguisting French hollyweird movies.
Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-07-2020, 01:01 AM
Squiggy from the television show Laverne & Shirley is dead.
Unless someone has heard any information suggesting he turned his life over to Jesus, I'm going to assume that he is burning in Hell right now.
I must say, with all the upheaval lately and the various annoyances buzzing about, it's a great comfort to me to know that God is in His Heaven and still sending famous people to Hell.
Yes, yes, He sends the obscure there as well. But when He does it to a famous person it adds to His Glory in a particular way. It's an object lesson that fame and success aren't flame-proof.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-11-2020, 07:33 PM
British "actress" Barbara Windsor has finally, at the age of 83, been consigned to the care home of Satan. Given her ample frontage, she is probably still only half way through the gates.
I could, I suppose, link to a video of her œuvre. But to do so would earn me an infraction.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-12-2020, 12:26 AM
Carry on Down in Hades
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-12-2020, 12:58 PM
Of course, as she died of the Alzheimer's that would mean that she no longer knew who Jesus was. As hard as it may seem, this would preclude her from eternal rest in Heaven.
An interesting case... I may write a sermon on this.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-12-2020, 08:21 PM
Somebody named Chuck Yeager died sometime last week. There were cartoons all over the place showing airplanes and rocket ships zooming through the Pearly Gates. (Apparently, the guy was some sort of pilot.)
Well, I checked out a biographical website on him. It was long and boring and the name of Jesus was mentioned nowhere. So, I think we know where any jet airplanes piloted by this fellow ended up.
The only decent thing he seems to have done was appear in a campaign ad for George H.W. Bush. Of course, that Bush pretty much turned out to be a RINO, but it is possible that Yeager was tricked on that score like countless other Americans. Still, the man helped defeat Dukakis.
That was entirely necessary. . . but also ridiculously easy.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-12-2020, 09:03 PM
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There were cartoons all over the place showing airplanes and rocket ships zooming through the Pearly Gates. (Apparently, the guy was some sort of pilot.)
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I wonder if he may have been related to John Prine, who broke the speed of the sound of pointlessness.
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