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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
03-03-2021, 12:59 PM
You seem to be using a secular-biased terminology in your post and I can reciprocate within the narrow focus of a response.
Perhaps you've heard about the small bubble we can observe, known as The Universe? Only a certain amount is visible, it's explained, due to the limited amount of time available for light to travel to the observer (whoever that may be) wherever they're observing from. We have no idea what's going on beyond that limit. However it's still part of the three dimensions of space; events beyond that limit are not in "another" (fifth or eleventh or whatever) dimension.
They're simply too remote to be observed. Suggestions about what happens to our system of coordinates under extreme conditions abound, all speculative, but whatever those conditions may be amounts to the same thing: we lack the resolution in our instruments to make observations.
Whether too distant, then, or too small or too fast (relative to the observer) are just limits. Perhaps you could imagine something moving at the speed of light, some things do apparently, well if you were that thing then relative to you an object such as the sun is what would appear to be moving. "Wow!" you might think, "I wonder how time is passing for that object?" Whether you'd see it as matter or radiation is immaterial here, just as is the question of how two superluminal objects (as they seem to us) may regard one another if they were on parallel trajectories. Their time axis would be very different from ours so their system of coordinates could perhaps be a "different" dimension – especially if rather than running in parallel they were going in opposite directions.
OK, all that assumes "direction" is from our point of view. From their point of view, we'd look like whatever we see when we notice things moving at light speed in opposite directions.
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The Bible explains that we only ever see a small part of God's influence in the universe. This agrees with agnostic secularism to the extent that we can only ever see a small part of the universe.
Isaiah 55:9 For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts.
God is not tied to a single time axis. Whether it's yours or that of a neutrino or of two Martians moving in opposite directions has no effect on God. Our logic, bound to time, cannot describe what God is doing and within the aegis of scientific enquiry there is much dissent and jealousy regarding new theories, dispute even regarding the observations themselves.
James 3:15-17 This wisdom descendeth not from above, but is earthly, sensual, devilish. For where envying and strife is, there is confusion and every evil work. But the wisdom that is from above is first pure, then peaceable, gentle, and easy to be intreated, full of mercy and good fruits, without partiality, and without hypocrisy.
God has already defeated the devil. Perhaps if you think of them moving in opposite directions at light speed (from our point of view) like, say, two searchlights pointed in opposite directions you'll see that neither beam would come in contact with the other but that we could see both beams? No object could ever be illuminated by both searchlights. Jesus taught us about Love and what He says is always consistent. God's status in the universe eliminates hypocrisy BUT there are people out there claiming He uses special "magic" words with special "magic" meanings that nobody can understand. Concerning Love, for example, when Jesus said:
Luke 14:26-27 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple. And whosoever doth not bear his cross, and come after me, cannot be my disciple.
He was not teaching us something we could work out for ourselves. He's teaching us something we could NOT work out for ourselves. When people say that He means a special "magic" hate (that no-one's ever heard of) they're trying to distort His teaching. To make Jesus say things He did not actually say. Just because the devil is defeated does not mean that we can't see what his influence would be if he were not. Perhaps you could address these points in your introduction.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
03-22-2021, 03:08 PM
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I didn't know it was "bring your retard to work" day.
Did your mommy give you permission to use the computer?
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You are an asshole piffletard, especially if you are a Reverend. You probably support Biden and are Jewish.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
03-22-2021, 03:24 PM
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You are an asshole piffletard, especially if you are a Reverend. You probably support Biden and are Jewish.
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Dear Miss: I do welcome you to , but I must say that I am simply shocked at your choice of words on . I must mention to you that this is no way to begin an association with the servants of the .
As well, it is obvious that you have bypassed our request to post an introductory message over at our cordial Introduction Forum. The link to that page is here:
https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16
Whilst there, kindly pay attention to our very simple requests:
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
We do look forward to getting to know, and in seeing a great improvement in the wording of your messages.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
03-22-2021, 03:32 PM
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Whilst there, kindly pay attention to our very simple requests:
We do look forward to getting to know, and in seeing a great improvement in the wording of your messages.
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Apologies Miss. I was raised by Jews and have trouble remembering to respect reverends. I think the word "Retard" is inappropriate as it is not used in the bible and got steaming mad. I will do better next time to the lord!
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
03-22-2021, 04:02 PM
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Apologies Miss. I was raised by Jews and have trouble remembering to respect reverends. I think the word "Retard" is inappropriate as it is not used in the bible and got steaming mad. I will do better next time to the lord!
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I still don't see an introductory thread from you, dear. Have you followed the link so helpfully provided by Sister Isabella (and that would be Mrs. White for you)?
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
03-22-2021, 06:18 PM
This is what happens when we open our doors in a loving and friendly manner. Retards come wandering in, refusing to abide by the simple rules of decent decorum. They poop in our Church and then complain about the smell.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
03-23-2021, 09:26 AM
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I think the word "Retard" is inappropriate as it is not used in the bible and got steaming mad.
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Let's think about what the verb, to retard, means. We'll be considering two empires in two worlds: Arabic and Roman. Each built upon what went before, then something happened. The so-called Roman Empire admired the artistic achievements of a parallel (and slightly older) society, implementing some of its precepts in her culture du jour. Greek plays were popular and Greek ideas for instruments or machines got a decent airing in Rome. Both were pagan.
Arabs were pagan too. They named some stars and measured a few things and worked out algebra and stuff. A big goon turned up one day (around the time the Romans were winding down) advocating for mass murder and pillage. These in combination, he said, would be a great basis for a national economy. The problem is that apart from a few in these schemes everyone becomes the pillaged or the murdered. Societies operating along such lines never flourish. Today they comprise the third world. A retarding force has been applied. The resulting culture crushes society and ruins progress by stifling ideas.
Jesus came to set us free. Satan reintroduced idols to Rome, seeking to destroy The Gospel. And evidently he succeeded. I'm not saying there are no Christians in Italy but the Romish creed is awash with idols. Something happened to blast Rome just as Arabian culture was blasted into the stone age from tentative beginnings and great hopes. Happily a rejection of idols and grovelling in the dirt came about (not in Arabia obviously where elevation of the buttocks is admired) and True Christianity won through. Eventually. Satan burned alive as many as he could, or drowned, or impaled, or sliced or flayed alive for his amusement. Rome was a big part of this back then as Arabia is today. Jesus noticed though, and Jesus acted. He does not want us living in the stone age. And for those to whom retarding forces have not been applied, troglodyte axioms no longer hold sway.
For others, however, the screws are tightening ever tighter, even now.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
03-31-2021, 12:58 PM
I'm a fan of Team Fortress 2, I love running around in the game and hitting people with a frying pan!
Is that wrong of me?
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
03-31-2021, 01:25 PM
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I'm a fan of Team Fortress 2, I love running around in the game and hitting people with a frying pan!
Is that wrong of me?
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Dear Sinner,
Yes. You are failing to allocate an adequate amount of time to more important duties. However, finding this Forum might just be the trigger that will help you gain a useful position on Jesus's bosom and attain a ticket to Heaven.
1 Thessalonians 5:17
Pray without ceasing.
You should also know that hitting people with frying pans in the virtual world, i.e., in your heart, is exactly as bad as doing it in the physical reality.
Matthew 5:28
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
03-31-2021, 03:54 PM
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I'm a fan of Team Fortress 2, I love running around in the game and hitting people with a frying pan!
Is that wrong of me?
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Oh, yes, Miss Animosity -- that is very wrong of you, just as it is wrong of you for not visiting our friendly Introduction Forum, to post your first message to us.
However, you can begin to make partial amends, by visiting that forum; the link to that page is here:
https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16
Whilst there, kindly pay very close attention to our requests at the top of the page, which I shall include here -- gladly -- for your benefit:
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
04-01-2021, 12:11 PM
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Not sure what socio-economic stratum you're representing or whether your "frying pan" is a flimsy $2 affair or something more substantial in cast iron. Either way, why would you want to clonk anyone at all? Jesus never did that. Are you comparing yourself to Him?
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
04-01-2021, 05:03 PM
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I'm a fan of Team Fortress 2, I love running around in the game and hitting people with a frying pan!
Is that wrong of me?
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Welcome young lady. Do you play a nurse on the game? I was unaware that nurses used frying pans but I suppose you have to fry an egg or something so possession of one makes some sort of sense.
How about sashaying over to the introduction forum, read the required rules and make an appropriate demure thread.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
04-02-2021, 10:48 PM
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As the months pass by, was it really that long ago we hoped for a new contributor to get past the wacky one-liners and start reading The Bible? It's always disappointing when they simply clear off after trying to be funny; I blame the computer games. Perhaps once they were intriguing (I never found them so) but now it's chopping people up and pretending to have little animated families you need to check up on. Did you know there's even electronic pets?
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
04-26-2021, 05:53 PM
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yes god is sirtanly not azin he is whit the makers of this gam ar wrong
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, It's Just a satanic Game!
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
04-26-2021, 05:59 PM
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hi all
first i must say thank you all for this board so i can keep my son away from nasty stuff the devil puts on this earth
as grateful as i am i am here to tell you all to ban team fortress 2 (abbreviated as TF2) for the following reasons
i discovered about it this weekend when my 15 year old son charlie brought home his friend and they were playing on his friend's laptop a game where it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOSEXUALITY
first off this is their artwork they use to advertise to the MASSES
as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)
there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")
they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it
i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends
if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!!
hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god!
-baseballmom67
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Hehe Yeah If we are going to give a funn to that imqwra Right?
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
04-26-2021, 06:02 PM
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, It's Just a satanic Game!
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Dear Miss Evar: We are pleased that you have reached out to , to find how you can be washed from your disgusting sins, by the precious of the .
Our preference is that our newcomers post their first message to us at our friendly Introduction Forum. Kindly make your way there, as soon as possible, to post a well-written, polite, interesting, introductory message. The link to that forum is here:
https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16
Whilst there, please pay very careful attention to our requests, which are posted at the top of the page. I am pleased to include them here, for your added benefit:
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
We look forward to getting to know you, Dear, here, at .
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
04-26-2021, 07:12 PM
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hi all
first i must say thank you all for this board so i can keep my son away from nasty stuff the devil puts on this earth
as grateful as i am i am here to tell you all to ban team fortress 2 (abbreviated as TF2) for the following reasons
i discovered about it this weekend when my 15 year old son charlie brought home his friend and they were playing on his friend's laptop a game where it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOSEXUALITY
first off this is their artwork they use to advertise to the MASSES
as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)
there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")
they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it
i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends
if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!!
hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god!
-baseballmom67
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First Of All, You Need, Heavy Say to Medic To Get Behind Of Him, Is Because It's part of the gameplay,if the medic get in front of him, the medic will get all the damage and die, and the pacient too
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
04-26-2021, 07:22 PM
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First Of All, You Need, Heavy Say to Medic To Get Behind Of Him, I s Because It's part of the gameplay,if the medic get in front of him, the medic will get all the damage and die, and the pacient too
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I don't know what language that is, dear. It's almost but not quite entirely unlike American.
However, the post you are responding to is more than ten (10) years old. Maybe you should read the whole thread? Because I'm absolutely sure that whatever problem you have with it has been dealt with long ago.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
04-26-2021, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
I don't know what language that is, dear. It's almost but not quite entirely unlike American.
However, the post you are responding to is more than ten (10) years old. Maybe you should read the whole thread? Because I'm absolutely sure that whatever problem you have with it has been dealt with long ago.
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Oh, how very true this is, dear Sister Joanna. Did you notice how our new friend simply ignored my very polite, precise request that she post an introductory message in the INTRODUCTION FORUM? Was that so much to ask of her?
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Dear Miss Evar: We are pleased that you have reached out to , to find how you can be washed from your disgusting sins, by the precious of the .
Our preference is that our newcomers post their first message to us at our friendly Introduction Forum. Kindly make your way there, as soon as possible, to post a well-written, polite, interesting, introductory message. The link to that forum is here:
https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
04-26-2021, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by BaseballMom67
hi all
first i must say thank you all for this board so i can keep my son away from nasty stuff the devil puts on this earth
as grateful as i am i am here to tell you all to ban team fortress 2 (abbreviated as TF2) for the following reasons
i discovered about it this weekend when my 15 year old son charlie brought home his friend and they were playing on his friend's laptop a game where it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOSEXUALITY
first off this is their artwork they use to advertise to the MASSES
as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)
there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")
they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it
i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends
if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!!
hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god!
-baseballmom67
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