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Default Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! - 02-22-2021, 12:29 AM

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They do that still today in Iran. I have seen that, the twitching, the agony, the struggle...
I presume you are talking about hanging, not the sin they committed.

It makes me hot with rage to think of all the young men shaking out soldiers for Christ into a handkerchief right now - or worse. It's a death sentence no doubt - using the same method that they committed the act. Shaking, suffocating, left in a moldy sock, wiped onto the curtains, splattered on a cold bathroom floor or shot directly in the bowl and flushed away. Without the threat of supreme punishment, how will they learn to furtively suppress of one of their biological imperatives?


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Default Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! - 02-22-2021, 02:15 AM

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I presume you are talking about hanging, not the sin they committed.

It makes me hot with rage to think of all the young men shaking out soldiers for Christ into a handkerchief right now - or worse. It's a death sentence no doubt - using the same method that they committed the act. Shaking, suffocating, left in a moldy sock, wiped onto the curtains, splattered on a cold bathroom floor or shot directly in the bowl and flushed away. Without the threat of supreme punishment, how will they learn to furtively suppress of one of their biological imperatives?

So I guess by this you mean a hanging execution punishment then, like in Iran?
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So I guess by this you mean a hanging execution punishment then, like in Iran?
Iranians reportedly drink water. I assume you do too. Are you a scimitar-waving ayatollah?


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Men and boys who masturbate should get the death penalty, there should be no lower age limit, if a 6 year old boy is guilty of this sin he needs to be punished with death the same as if it was a 60 year old man. So the next question i ask myself is how should the punishment be carried out? I think every single man and boy found guilty of masturbation should be burnt alive.
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Your all nuts. I pleasure myself practically every day and the Bible says nothing about masturbation. I'm going to bust a nut as soon as I finish writing this. Your all crazy. If people like you are in heaven Im happy to go to hell. LOL I'm masturbating right now. And theres nothing you can do.
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Default Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! - 04-15-2021, 11:40 AM

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Your all nuts. I pleasure myself practically every day and the Bible says nothing about masturbation. I'm going to bust a nut as soon as I finish writing this. Your all crazy. If people like you are in heaven Im happy to go to hell. LOL I'm masturbating right now. And theres nothing you can do.
Do you think you will be able to... "M" in Hell? You'll reach for your tallywhacker to start tugging it and a demon will pin your arm behind your back and jam a needle up your pee pee hole. Hell is nothing but brutal torture for sinners like you. Living a life of sin on earth sure is fun, but what comes after is anything but.


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Do you think you will be able to... "M" in Hell? You'll reach for your tallywhacker to start tugging it and a demon will pin your arm behind your back and jam a needle up your pee pee hole. Hell is nothing but brutal torture for sinners like you. Living a life of sin on earth sure is fun, but what comes after is anything but.
Good warning to this foolish man, Brother Lukes. He thinks he will not pay a price for his pleasure. We at Landover Baptist are experts on what God is thinking and how He punishes sin. This poster will pay.


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Default Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! - 04-15-2021, 07:20 PM

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. . . I'm masturbating right now. And theres nothing you can do.
I love how this squishy-child creature uses the evil grin emoji in his post. Clearly, he thinks that his activities affect us in some way, as though it pains us to know of his sin. (It's his grammar that pains me, btw.)


Skiddles, I don't care what you do while you post your silly ramblings. You have basically admitted that you need an audience for your self-abuse in order to get where you're going. Honestly, it's been quite a few years since I was considered attractive enough to cause a man occasion to sin.


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Default Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! - 02-15-2022, 05:09 PM

What evidence is needed for this penalty to be placed on the perpetrator or criminal that they have in fact masturbated?















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Friends, the Bible is a perfect book. Anything not specifically mentioned in it can be worked out using simple common sense and logic.

For example, masturbation. God was displeased enough with Onan for spilling his seed that He slaughtered him (Genesis 38:9-10), but otherwise there are no explicit instructions for what to do with a masturbator, but there are implicit instructions.

It's simplest and most straightforward fact is that touching oneself for pleasure is a homosexual act, so it would seem that Leviticus 20:13 would cover that, but what does the scripture say?

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

It's clear here that the Lord is talking about an act of sodomy with another man, not an act of self-sodomy.

But when someone is defiling himself through a lonely act of self-pleasure, he isn't thinking of baseball or cars. He is thinking of someone who is getting him aroused! JESUS HIMSELF said "Whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." (Matthew 5:28)
The LORD knows that such looks lead to sick pleasures, because immediately after he said, "And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell." (Matthew 5:29-30)

Cast into HELL! And He would have the courts of the land send you there quickly...

Leviticus 20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

Both the man and the woman he has adulterous thoughts about shall surely be put to death (legally through a court of law)!

The facts couldn't be any more clear. We all know that masturbation, in addition to being a homosexual act, is an act of adultery and the Bible is clear on what the punishment for adultery should be. The punishment for masturbation should be death.

Case closed.

Friends, join with me in writing to your government representatives both state and federal and DEMAND that they FIX THE LAW so that masturbators are put on death row beside the murderers they are so clearly equal to!

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What evidence is needed for this penalty to be placed on the perpetrator or criminal that they have in fact masturbated?
Jesus watches people masturbate. Jesus talks to Christians. All of us True Christians™ have heard directly from Him.

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Default Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! - 03-21-2022, 12:23 PM

I overcame masturbation by discussing the problem daily with Jesus Christ. He explained to me that the reason God wanted the Jews to get circumcised was that they were chronic masturbators, and look how many of them God let die in the Holocaust.

Jesus also told me that, after homosexuality and interracial marriage, masturbation is the sin that God hates the most. In fact, the Lord originally had an 11th Commandment, thou shalt not amuse thyself with thine genitals, which was excluded only because Moses had a bad case of writer's cramp that day (and we know where Moses got that from!)

This is why God had to draw the line and impose the death penalty for masturbators.


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One can understand what Jesus has had to endure since way back in Biblical times. There were goat herders who spent many days in the desert. No doubt they convinced themselves no one was watching. What Jesus saw gave us the famous John 11:35.

"Jesus wept."

Those who bring such profound grief to Jesus must suffer the consequences.


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Default Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! - 03-29-2022, 03:47 AM

so who is it that will carry out the death penalty
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so who is it that will carry out the death penalty
Why does it matter? Is that your kink?


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Sweet Jesus! Is this how you Polacks comport yourselves as guests? I've never understand Brexit as clearly as I do in this moment. And I think you'll find that we Americans don't run away from an unwanted guest, we throw their ass out.


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