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flag Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven - 02-18-2021, 12:13 AM

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Oh my goodness, I have only just seen this news - simultaneously both sad (for those of us who remain behind) and JOYOUS! (for Mr Limbaugh).
Oh, my; yes, 'tis such a sad day, dear Sister Joanna, for all who are proud of their patriotism. And for what better inspiration could one hope, than by listening to dear Rush Limbaugh's radio broadcasts? How I looked forward to those radio appearances, and I would plan my day around being available to hear them.

We held Mr. Limbaugh's family in our thoughts and prayers today, at the McGill Street Ladies' Bible Study, Prayer Meeting and Tea & Social. All of us were unquestionably sad, on one hand, but (and as you have mentioned, so kindly), we were jubilant, to know that Mr. Limbaugh is home, in his heavenly, no-mortgage mansion, given to him by the . Mr. Limbaugh used his -given talents wisely, and it is because of this that he is rewarded greatly.

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20 And so he that had received five talents came and brought other five talents, saying, , thou deliveredst unto me five talents: behold, I have gained beside them five talents more.
21 His said unto him, Well done, thou good and faithful servant: thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things: enter thou into the joy of thy .

John 14:2 "In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you."

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I know those uncaring liberals will say his lung cancer was caused by his habit of smoking cigars. But, I believe Trump's defeat caused him to die of a broken heart.
Oh, this is so sad to think about, dear Brother Mayor Hold; I mean, to know that Mr. Limbaugh suffered because of the great passion that he had for our -sent President Trump -- why, it just seems so unfair that this should happen. And, especially when we turn on the television set, and see not-my-President Joe Burden grinning from ear to ear about the election that he has stolen from President Trump! Oh, the injustice of it all!

And, so what if Mr. Limbaugh enjoyed a cigar every now and then? Many of the great patriots of -- throughout our history -- have also enjoyed cigars, and why shouldn't they?
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I know those uncaring liberals will say his lung cancer was caused by his habit of smoking cigars.
Genesis 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
I noticed that methods of consumption were not articulated.
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Default Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven - 02-19-2021, 04:02 PM

Poor Rush - if he were still alive - would be fuming at the lack of liberal gloating over his bloated, cancerous corpse. Let's pray he managed to get one last viagra-laden trip in to see the historical churches of the Dominican Republic on his journey to Heaven.


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Default Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven - 02-26-2021, 08:32 PM

I can't believe that Limbaugh wasn't laid in State at the Capitol. What else are they doing in there? Are they really so busy that they couldn't have taken the time to honor this man?


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I can't believe that Limbaugh wasn't laid in State at the Capitol. What else are they doing in there? Are they really so busy that they couldn't have taken the time to honor this man?
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Default Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven - 04-09-2021, 03:00 PM

Prince Philip was one of the highest ranking white people in the world. He continued the tradition of white royalty.

During his reign and Chief White Prince he noted the Chinese have slanted eyes. He told jokes about deaf people. These are qualities that keep we white Christians on top and his memory should be honored for his contributions.


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Prince Philip was one of the highest ranking white people in the world. He continued the tradition of white royalty.

During his reign and Chief White Prince he noted the Chinese have slanted eyes. He told jokes about deaf people. These are qualities that keep we white Christians on top and his memory should be honored for his contributions.

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Oh, yes, indeed, dear Brother Mayor Hold -- Prince Philip spoke his mind, and nobody could argue with him for speaking the truth so courageously. Goodness only knows that he was right 99.9% of the time, just like our very own patriots, such as Rush Limbaugh, Alex Jones and Ted Nugent.

The world will miss His Royal Highness -- that's for sure -- but I have no doubt that his wisdom will live on for centuries, to inspire future generations.





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Default Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven - 04-10-2021, 01:51 PM

In a little book, maybe? It will make better reading in Heaven than those other little books, one red the other green, from Chairman Mao and Colonel Gaddafi respectively. Hopefully they'll be unavailable in the world to come and drivel from Karl Marx and Napoleon Bonaparte, failing as they do on so many levels, are very unlikely to get a nod from The Almighty.

Hell will have continuous readings I'm sure in a form suited to that environment; loud, hissing & unremitting are adjectives which spring to mind.

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It's spelled "England."


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Yes this was a common occurrence in pagan England until you were liberated by the Romans. Of course you still couldn't get into Heaven until the Saxons brought Christ to your Godless island.


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If all the White men are killed and eaten, then how do you even have an internet connection where you can post this information?


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Default Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven - 09-25-2023, 08:47 PM

Definitely Ennio Morricone. He was an Heavenly composer and I'm pretty sure he is being appreciated right where he is now!
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Smile Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven - 01-08-2024, 05:36 PM

I have no doubt that we shall see the talented stars in the following video clip in Heaven — and what a tremendous blessing that will be! Oh, I realize that the singer is missing a few words here and there, but his heart is in the right place, and the pianist is top-notch. Just imagine the delight for all when she plays for 's choir beyond the pearly gates!





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Dearest Great Granny

Are your hearing aids faulty, my dear? Just asking out of concern. No other reason. Well, other than my deep amoree for you.


When my granny posts videos here on this site
That's amoreeee
Sometimes I must question if she hears them right
That's amoree.
Ting ting tang walla Bing bang jiggy jiggy Jang picky picky pang
I give a dang, that's amoreee
Stromboli here in Napoli underneath a tree can't you see
That's amoreeeee.


Your most loving and loyal great grandbaby
BrotherLarry


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Jesus' eternal love Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven - 01-10-2024, 11:50 PM

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Dearest Great Granny

Are your hearing aids faulty, my dear? Just asking out of concern. No other reason. Well, other than my deep amoree for you.

When my granny posts videos here on this site
That's amoreeee
Sometimes I must question if she hears them right
That's amoree.
Ting ting tang walla Bing bang jiggy jiggy Jang picky picky pang
I give a dang, that's amoreee
Stromboli here in Napoli underneath a tree can't you see
That's amoreeeee.

Your most loving and loyal great grandbaby
BrotherLarry
Oh, thank you from the bottom of my heart for your concern regarding my hearing, dear Great-Grandbaby. You can rest assured that my hearing is fine (and it's just one hearing aid, not two). Now, I do know what you mean about wondering if I was not hearing that video clip properly, but I most certainly did hear it properly.

I know that the singer is no George Beverly Shea, and the accompanist is no Diane Bish, but there is a very important lesson here. They are doing whatever they can — even with limited talent — to bring glory to the . My dear Daddy used to preach about people bringing their talents before . As some people have such great talent, and others have very little of it, Daddy said it is not the level of talent that is important, but it's the dedication that we must consider. Daddy's famous point was this: "Your best may not be the best. But, if it is truly your best, then it is 's best!"

Now, isn't that a marvelous bit of truth, Dear? It is so refreshing to know that Almighty does not discriminate, based on talent — or, the lack thereof!

II Timothy 2:15 "Study to shew thyself approved unto , a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth."

Colossians 3:23, 24:
23 And whatsoever ye do, do it heartily, as to the , and not unto men;
24 Knowing that of the ye shall receive the reward of the inheritance: for ye serve the .

And, I do thank you ever so kindly for your sweet song, Dear. It comes as no surprise that you would compose this, considering your remarkable talent as an inspirational poet!




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