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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-08-2022, 05:43 PM
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Good News for Christians! The Jap who invented the Tarot game called Yu Gi Oh died at the age of 60!
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This is a big day for JESUS, as He is cleaning up the heathen nation of Japan.
Former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe is assassinated at a campaign rally
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-08-2022, 07:27 PM
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If he the same person who invented the Tarot game that was mentioned in the post before yours? They look very similar, though I suppose that's not surprising.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-09-2022, 01:50 AM
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If he the same person who invented the Tarot game that was mentioned in the post before yours? They look very similar, though I suppose that's not surprising.
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I was getting confused so looked them up. (upper Abe) (lower Takahashi)
I hope that helps. Did either of them ever accept Jesus?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-09-2022, 02:28 AM
What kind of homo assassinates a former world leader? Maybe he thought it was the current PM, all Japs do look alike and even if the Japs themselves are better able to tell each other apart, their field of vision is only about 20% that of a caucasian "round eye."
On second thought, Honest Abe was a good friend of President Trump, who admired the nip's leadership. As you can clearly see in that picture, he's standing with Trump (then and now the physical personification of the USA) in obstinate, mocking defiance of the forces of European wickedness (Merkel, Macron). That means his killer was probably a leftie, and we know how retarded those idiots are - they don't vote and they don't watch the news. They just think what the Jews tell them to think.
Shinzo Abe was a Samurai.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-09-2022, 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati
Good News for Christians! The Jap who invented the Tarot game called Yu Gi Oh died at the age of 60!
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Well, we finally agree on something.
I don't mean to be impertinent, or to change the subject, but is it true that you were the Opus Dei ping pong champion for three years running in the late 1990's?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-31-2022, 08:50 PM
Nichelle Nichols from the original Star Trek televison series has died.
Well, we know that she didn't "beam up" to anywhere.
She was an actress (one hole punched on the Hell Train ticket), she portrayed a Black female in a position of authority (two punches), she was in a show about the victory of science over faith in the advancement of the human race (gotta be worth two more holes right there), she worked for NASA, was encouraged by Martin Luther King, Jr. to continue in her blasphemous role of Lt. Uhura and Obama had an adolescent crush on her, (five hole punches in that group).
Did I mention the interracial kiss with the Jew, William Shatner?
Oh, yeah. That train is traveling at warp speed now, Missy.
If I were still interested in any of that Trekkie nonsense I would be sad right now.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-31-2022, 10:16 PM
That hand gesture things is some coded nastiness. By parting the fingers in the middle of the hand like that, they are secretly giving people the middle finger.
And why is the woman being allowed to steal the design emblem from the Real President's Space Force? See that pendant around her throat? Someone should sue her estate!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-01-2022, 01:17 AM
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That hand gesture things is some coded nastiness. By parting the fingers in the middle of the hand like that, they are secretly giving people the middle finger.
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It's a vulgar code signal called the "inverse middle finger" and the Trekkies do it all the time in imitation of their favorite character, Jedi Master Spock. Though with the two thugs in the picture it might just mean "South Side Crips" or something, who knows.
Fun fact: Nichelle Nichols had a brother, Thomas Nichols, who was a member of the Heaven's Gate cult and killed himself in their 1997 mass suicide because some guy claiming to be an Army psychic remote viewer called in to Coast to Coast AM and said there was a spaceship following the Hale-Bopp Comet. You have to wonder if he ever called in his connections with his sister so his psycho pals could meet William Shatner and Harrison Ford.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-01-2022, 02:01 AM
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Fun fact: Nichelle Nichols had a brother, Thomas Nichols, who was a member of the Heaven's Gate cult and killed himself in their 1997 mass suicide because some guy claiming to be an Army psychic remote viewer called in to Coast to Coast AM and said there was a spaceship following the Hale-Bopp Comet. You have to wonder if he ever called in his connections with his sister so his psycho pals could meet William Shatner and Harrison Ford.
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Oh, dear. Is there no limit to the damage done by one uppity actress?
I understand that Whoopie Goldberg claims to have been inspired by her. And she recruited Sally Ride, a lesbian, to join the space program. Or did she recruit Sally Ride to the lesbian program? I tend to get confused sometimes. The sight of Sin throwing itself into God's Face does that to me.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-08-2022, 09:04 PM
Olivia Newton-John has died. If she had sung, "I Honestly Love You" to Jesus, she would be in Heaven.
Instead, she sang an anthem to sordid sexual relations entitled, "Physical".
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-09-2022, 07:03 AM
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Olivia Newton-John has died. If she had sung, "I Honestly Love You" to Jesus, she would be in Heaven.
Instead, she sang an anthem to sordid sexual relations entitled, "Physical".
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Are there things that make Jesus puke? I can think of two - John Revolta with Olivia Newton-John in "Grease", and then there's "Xanadu".
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Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-09-2022, 01:02 PM
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Woooot wooooooooot
Choo-Chug-chug-a-lugga!
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The more I hear about this place the worse I imagine the cabaret to be. Olivia was joined by Judith Durham on Friday. A suspected Presbyterian, also keen on providing secular entertainment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJNOyDswnUM even celebrating activities in song True Christians would never think about. Presbyterianism is just one step away from Buddhism.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-11-2022, 03:56 PM
Durham had asthma when she was born and at age four she caught measles, which left her with a life-long chronic lung disease called bronchiectasis. Durham died from bronchiectasis on 5 August 2022. God does not miss. Choo choo! Enjoy that smoke Judith.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-12-2022, 11:00 AM
I heard some hellywood person 'Annie Heck' (what kind of a person has a swear word for their last name???) got bar-b-qued when Satan called His contract. Rumor was she was rug munching with that Hell DeGenerate person.
What is wrong with people?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-25-2022, 12:25 PM
The daughter of the founder of NazBol (what it is?) died days ago. Is this NazBol compatible with Christianity?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-25-2022, 05:11 PM
How does its political theory align with Isaiah 9:6-7?
6 For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.
7 Of the increase of his government and peace there shall be no end, upon the throne of David, and upon his kingdom, to order it, and to establish it with judgment and with justice from henceforth even for ever. The zeal of the LORD of hosts will perform this.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-25-2022, 10:38 PM
The lady is already in Hell, but whatevs. . .
Remains of Star Trek actress, Nichelle Nichols, to be launched into space.
I think that I read that the bodies or what-have-you are being launched into the sun. Now, that at least, makes some sense. Get used to the heat, people!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-25-2022, 11:09 PM
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...I think that I read that the bodies or what-have-you are being launched into the sun. Now, that at least, makes some sense...
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Not if you've played Kerbal Space Program. Orbital dynamics say LOL no.
Basically, you have to get going 18,000 miles per hour to get into orbit, then add another 6,000 mph to escape Earth's influence. Then, slam on the brakes (yup) and lose 67,000 mph (figures from memory). Only then will you intersect the Sun.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-26-2022, 12:07 AM
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Not if you've played Kerbal Space Program. Orbital dynamics say LOL no.
Basically, you have to get going 18,000 miles per hour to get into orbit, then add another 6,000 mph to escape Earth's influence. Then, slam on the brakes (yup) and lose 67,000 mph (figures from memory). Only then will you intersect the Sun.
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Thanks for explaining how to get to the sun. LBC is more concerned about your journey to another hot place.
Oh, well. At least you are polite and you understand the concept of correct grammar. And you don't mislead soft-hearted fools by sugar-coating the Bible. I guess that's why Pastor Zeke let's you hang around.
For an atheist, you are semi-acceptable.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-26-2022, 01:42 AM
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...For an atheist, you are semi-acceptable for the disgusting, vile, perverted, degenerate servant of Satan the Bible tells me you are.
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FTFY.
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