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Default Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS! - 06-24-2009, 11:51 PM

I always thought you could merely pray the gay away, but it looks like you need to exorcise them in the name of JESUS. Those sodomy demons seem to be extra difficult to remove from your fanny

Here is a clip of a negro Preacher exorcising the demons out of this young man's colon.



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Default Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS! - 06-25-2009, 12:03 AM

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Why are so many white lezbeans always fat, ugly, with stringy or short hair and wear floppy dresses with open sandals? I think it is evil to not try and and look good for your man. I think these women are just lazy heathens.

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Default Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS! - 06-25-2009, 12:03 AM

That racist bitch near the end had no right to ridicule those nigra Christians. Somebody needs to exorcise the stoopids outta her!


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Default Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS! - 06-25-2009, 12:09 AM

Oh, it all looked impressive but as they are not True Christians, I reckon that young buck with the demons still won't be chasing white women.




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Default Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS! - 06-25-2009, 03:16 AM

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Ooooh...You just DID NOT say that, girl! The name is TYEISHA, not "nigra". I at least have the respect to call you "BibleThumpinBlonde" and not "BibleThumpinRetard" even though Blonde and Retard are synonymous. Of course since Blondes have the memory span akin to a goldfish, I really can't blame you for forgetting my name!

I'll have you know the name Tyeisha is a form of Latisha, which in turn is a modern variant of the medieval name Letitia, which is Latin for "Happiness"

So, you can see my mother knew what kind of woman I would become....a very, very happy woman who enjoys life.



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Default Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS! - 06-25-2009, 04:02 AM

It's a misnomer, just like so-called "gays".
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Default Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS! - 06-25-2009, 11:35 AM

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O[...]I'll have you know the name Tyeisha is a form of Latisha, which in turn is a modern variant of the medieval name Letitia, which is Latin for "Happiness"

So, you can see my mother knew what kind of woman I would become....a very, very happy woman who enjoys life.
Either that or she had a sense of humor...




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Default Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS! - 06-25-2009, 06:30 PM

So your uppity name comes from Latin, the official language of the dissolute, fag-enabling Roman Empire and then of the corrupt Roman Catholic institution? You're right; it does fit you.


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Default Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS! - 06-25-2009, 08:33 PM

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I'll have you know the name Tyeisha is a form of Latisha, which in turn is a modern variant of the medieval name Letitia, which is Latin for "Happiness"

So, you can see my mother knew what kind of woman I would become....a very, very happy woman who enjoys life.
Were you planning to start that soon?

From where I sit, you seem like a continually miserable b*tch.


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Default Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS! - 06-25-2009, 09:20 PM

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Ooooh...You just DID NOT say that, girl! The name is TYEISHA, not "nigra". I at least have the respect to call you "BibleThumpinBlonde" and not "BibleThumpinRetard" even though Blonde and Retard are synonymous. Of course since Blondes have the memory span akin to a goldfish, I really can't blame you for forgetting my name!

I'll have you know the name Tyeisha is a form of Latisha, which in turn is a modern variant of the medieval name Letitia, which is Latin for "Happiness"

So, you can see my mother knew what kind of woman I would become....a very, very happy woman who enjoys life.
I am a little confused as to your attitude. Are you, what we call in the Emerald Isle, "a rug muncher"?
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I am a little confused as to your attitude. Are you, what we call in the Emerald Isle, "a rug muncher"?
You could safely say that.
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Default Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS! - 06-25-2009, 09:30 PM

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You could safely say that.
Forgive me, but why is someone of the "comfortable shoes" persuasion, allowed the oxygen of publicity here?
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Forgive me, but why is someone of the "comfortable shoes" persuasion, allowed the oxygen of publicity here?
We're trying to convert her into a God fearing, hetrosexual, Christian, white woman.
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God fearing, hetrosexual and Christian I support. You may have difficulty with the latter.
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I know. I wrote that in the hopes she reads it and flies into a lezbo, black power rage.
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She could take a leaf out of Whacko Jackos' book and get some of that there special cream.
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Default Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS! - 06-25-2009, 09:57 PM

Just as I typed that post it looks like he has gone to meet his maker.
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Default Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS! - 06-25-2009, 10:01 PM

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Default Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS! - 06-25-2009, 11:48 PM

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Forgive me, but why is someone of the "comfortable shoes" persuasion, allowed the oxygen of publicity here?
One might also ask the same question about a drunken mick frog-lover who flirts with God mockery and imagines that her unsaved quips are somehow clever or meaningful.....


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Homosexhuality is Caused by DEMONS! - 06-26-2009, 05:26 AM

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God fearing, hetrosexual and Christian I support. You may have difficulty with the latter.
Well, Michael Jackson managed to live out the American Dream; he started out as a poor black boy, and ended up a rich white woman.

Unfortunately, he also worshipped Allah, the Moon God, and so God struck him down early.

I wonder if he had a demon of pedophilia, or if that was a lifestyle choice?


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