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Default Soy Milk turns kids queer!! - 09-16-2007, 12:46 PM

I was shocked to discover the truth about soy milk. Don't the Jehovahs witlesses own sanitarium or something. That would explain this artivle. Here are the best bits...


http://worldnetdaily.com/news/articl...TICLE_ID=53327
Soy is making kids 'gay
"Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality." That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them


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Default Re: Soy Milk turns kids queer!! - 09-16-2007, 03:33 PM

My dad's a doctor and he used to warn me about eating to much soy product.


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Default Re: Soy Milk turns kids queer!! - 09-17-2007, 03:46 AM

But is it the milk itself or the homers who feed it to there kids. It is only the feminazi's and the homer crowd who use this stuff.
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Default Re: Soy Milk turns kids queer!! - 09-17-2007, 03:43 PM

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But is it the milk itself or the homers who feed it to there kids. It is only the feminazi's and the homer crowd who use this stuff.
I'd have to say both.


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Default Re: Soy Milk turns kids queer!! - 09-17-2007, 03:49 PM

Soy products are good for you. You should drink more soy milk and eat more tofu and tempeh. Also, anything that reduces our society's macho, militaristic tendencies must be a good thing. Besides, have you done any checking into all of the hormones in the beef that big agribusiness produces?
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Default Re: Soy Milk turns kids queer!! - 09-17-2007, 03:58 PM

There is already an extensive thread about the threat of soy milk here:

http://landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=1196




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Default Re: Soy Milk turns kids queer!! - 09-17-2007, 05:18 PM

Has anyone looked into the terrorist connections of Soy? I'd have to imagine that such a frightening product (food that turns you gay that isn't pink Peeps?) could certainly only be the work of Satanic terrorists in conjunction with Satanic soy dealers that sell this product to unknowing consumers, effectively turning them into Satanic homosexuals.

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Default Re: Soy Milk turns kids queer!! - 09-17-2007, 10:02 PM

Even more disturbing than the Liberal conspiracy to sissify America's boys with soy milk is the simple sight of it being squeezed out of soy teets.
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Default Re: Soy Milk turns kids queer!! - 09-17-2007, 10:08 PM

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There is already an extensive thread about the threat of soy milk here:

http://landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=1196



So there is. I did perform a 'search' function looking for other articles on soy before I posted this one, but it didn't detect it.
Apologies Mr Wash.
On the bright side, Its such a vitally important topic that it can't hurt to have more than one thread (even if it is identical) on the forum.
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Default Re: Soy Milk turns kids queer!! - 09-17-2007, 10:28 PM

yeah awe-haw, I know. It's like, there wuz one time. I wuz tawkin' ta' liddo Billy. An' he like tooked a big ol' gulp, an' then he smiled wif' a big ol' mustache o' milk. An' he goes like "got milk?"

An' sos I hit him ina eye an' said that's Jeevus punishin' you liddow Billy on accounta only funy happy peopow' gots milk. It makes you like ta' dance & stuff. So, I jumped up an' down on his toeses, an' starts cryin an' stuff. Sos, I said, that's Jeevus makin' sure you don't gots no happy feet. Don't be a bad happy boy no more liddow Billy.

Then I tooked his milk an' throwd it ina garbage. I ate his cookies too. Only good Kwistians can have oreoses.
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Default Re: Soy Milk turns kids queer!! - 09-17-2007, 10:34 PM

So does this mean that we stop insisting it's a lifestyle choice, and start pushing the argument that liberals are pushing soy on our children to turn them homer?

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Default Re: Soy Milk turns kids queer!! - 09-17-2007, 10:38 PM

Mawmie says I can't watch thuh Simpsons. She says it's like a gateway ta' porn.

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Default Re: Soy Milk turns kids queer!! - 09-18-2007, 02:10 AM

It's all those hormones in it and people with a thyroid condition should stay away.



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Soy products are good for you. You should drink more soy milk and eat more tofu and tempeh. Also, anything that reduces our society's macho, militaristic tendencies must be a good thing.
I suppose you also want us to snack down on hemp and seitan? There'll be no meat substitutes when demons are snacking on your behind in the Lake of Fire!
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Default Re: Soy Milk turns kids queer!! - 10-14-2007, 02:16 AM

Never had soy milk as a child. I started drinking it about a year or two ago. I mentioned this in another thread. I drank it because I had a head cold and didn't want to drink regular milk at that time. Now I drink both. It didn't turn me gay. It didn't make me cheat on my husband either. I consume whatever is out there. Except for Jewish food. Some of that Kosher stuff doesn't look too appetizing to me.

If soy milk makes kids queer, will eating Matzo ball soup and those bland Kosher crackers turn me into a penny pinching cheapskate?
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Default Re: Soy Milk turns kids queer!! - 10-14-2007, 04:18 AM

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If soy milk makes kids queer, will eating Matzo ball soup and those bland Kosher crackers turn me into a penny pinching cheapskate?
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Default Re: Soy Milk turns kids queer!! - 10-14-2007, 02:05 PM

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If soy milk makes kids queer, will eating Matzo ball soup and those bland Kosher crackers turn me into a penny pinching cheapskate?
Whatever you do, don't eat any Polack "food". That baklava stuff is of the Devil as well. Most punks and communists start out that way. Also, make sure every meal contains a healthy portion of meat. Veganism is the first step on the road to terrorism.


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Default Re: Soy Milk turns kids queer!! - 10-14-2007, 09:55 PM

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Also, it is a proven fact that Puerto Rican girls who eat plenty of chicken have a much better chance of finding a husband early in life. Praise!
How is that one proved?
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Default Re: Soy Milk turns kids queer!! - 10-14-2007, 10:11 PM

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How is that one proved?
It's a fact.


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