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Trump Easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man...? The Case of Donald Trump - 03-25-2017, 12:45 PM

Jesus felt He needed to post the following verse on two separate Gospels so it must be True™:

Mark 10:25
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

Luke 18:25
For it is easier for a camel to go through a needle's eye, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

It is True™ and it is being abused in a disgusting manner by atheist secularist of the sodomite agenda to accuse our President Trump for acting in an un-Christian manner. Just because He is rich!



As True Christians™ it is our task to defend the Godliest President ever, Mr. Donald Trump, from this contemptuous and erroneous slander. The ridiculous claim of these false Christians is that as President Trump is rich, He cannot get into Heaven. However, the apparent contradiction is not contradictory at all when we look at the alternative explanations provided by the best available evidence in order of importance:
1. The Bible.
2. Powerful personal Testimonials.
3. Observational data (photographs, research data, etc.).
Is the verse about camels and needles a True™ one? Of course it is. However, there is the question of translations. An ancient translation into the Syriack or Aramaic (Daniel 2:4) tongue called the Peshitta (Luke 18:25 ܕܠܝܠܐ ܗܝ ܠܓܡܠܐ ܕܒܚܪܘܪܐ ܕܡܚܛܐ ܢܥܘܠ ܐܘ ܥܬܝܪܐ ܠܡܠܟܘܬܗ ܕܐܠܗܐ) may offer an explanation.
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...Peshitta translation [which] has the word 'rope' in the main text but a footnote on Matthew 19:24 which states that the Aramaic word gamla means rope and camel, possibly because the ropes were made from camel hair.
This would mean that it is actually a rope that should be but through the eye of a needle, which is at first glance much easier than it is to accomplish the feat with a camel. However, we must abandon this stupid claim, as God would not have allowed mistakes in the King James Version. So, a "camel" it is.

Next, is it really that hard to put a camel through the needle's eye? We acknowledge that it is hard but not impossible. There are many parameters of the equation that can be modified: the size of the camel and the size of the needle, the liquefaction of the camel or its vaporization to ease its passage, and the possible topological transformation of a camel. Please find below some visual aids to help you understand these possibilities.







None of these alternatives is easy, but basically, Jesus never mentioned it would be impossible for a rich man to enter Heaven, just difficult. Is President Trump up to that challenge? Verily, He is!


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Originally uttered by Donald Trump

Is there a brick wall getting in your way? Fine. That happens. But you have a choice. You can walk away from the wall. You can go over the wall. You can go under the wall. You can go around the wall. You can also obliterate the wall. In other words, don't let anything get in your way. Get a balance, and then let the positive outdistance the negative.
Don't let anything get in your way! Obliterate the stupid Walls! President Trump loves a challenge and He always wins. Even if there was a wall hard to permeate made of precious stones (Revelation 21:19), President Trump would still get through.

Proverbs 24:16
For a just [man] falleth seven times, and riseth up again: but the wicked shall fall into mischief.


Now we must assess if President Trump is actually rich in the manner that Jesus mentions in those wonderful verses. Actually, He isn't. The life story of President Trump is one of from rags to riches. He started off extremely poor and desperate with no actual help from His parents.




Furthermore, all of the riches gathered by President Trump have been pivotal in order to get Him into the White House. The master plan of Jesus Christ to have Trump channel God's Will unto America could not have been possible without billions of dollars. Now all this is being used for the benefit of the American voter. Praise Jesus!

Finally, it is time to assess the Spiritual State of President Trump. Above, we saw observational data and it all supported the fact that The Donald will one day sit on Jesus's lap in Heaven. How about testimonial data? What can we learn from there?



Trump has promised to rule with Christ!



He loves the Bible!



He's a great Christian, a True Christian™. This means that no matter what sins He might have committed before being born again in Christ, it is all forgotten now, and Luke 18:25 no longer holds Him!

2 Corinthians 5:17
Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.


These are powerful Testimonials by a man of God and they all agree: President Trump tells us that He is Spiritually mature and ready to meet Jesus in Heaven. Because of what He Himself says, He is.

What about the Bible? What does it tell us? It tells us that Jesus Himself ordained President Trump to take His Godly office.

Romans 13:1
Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.


As we can see, the atheist agenda of false accusations fails miserably. President Trump's abode in Heaven is secure. This was all just wanton persecution by those who align themselves with Satan!



Perhaps this hard-working man will finally find peace and quiet in Heaven and be able to concentrate on perfecting His swinging.




Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man...? The Case of Donald Trump - 03-25-2017, 03:48 PM

White Christian America is so blessed having this man represent them. There may be much fake news in the world, but that is Truth™.


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Default Re: Easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man...? The Case of Donald Trump - 03-25-2017, 05:59 PM

So by their strange logic, Billary's $110 million makes her a pauper and a real Christian?

Poor Chelsea. I hope those grotesquely oversized teeth of hers helps her gnaw on tree bark. Otherwise she'll surely starve.


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Default Re: Easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man...? The Case of Donald Trump - 03-25-2017, 08:47 PM

People also forget that the Lord says in Matthew 19:26 "But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible." Therefore, since Mr. Trump is a faithful man who lives out good Christian values, he will pass and spend eternity at the Lord's right hand.


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A rich person can be a Christen. Being poor does not mean that the person will be saved. People that are safe to be in his kingdom will be there. They that are safe will not make the Spirit of Life seem to be a Spirit that gives death. They will not try to control that Spirit. Heaven needs to be in us. The furries of the furry fandom have heaven in them already.
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Default Re: Easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man...? The Case of Donald Trump - 03-26-2017, 02:48 AM

Greetings Artie. Trevor McGregor here. I make you welcome and I advise you not to anger the white people. I think you have already caused some minor irritation but it may not be too late. These are Baptists and they are completely normal white people. I have conducted an exhaustive study and all white people are like these. For white people they are not bad. Why don't you be friendly? A nice smile an obsequious manner work well for me. It will work for you too.

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A rich person can be a Christeian. Being poor does not mean that the person will be saved. People that are safe to be in his kingdom will be there.
So True™. Donald Trump, a rich person, can be a Christian! Exactly as the analysis of our Creation Science Department showed! Glory! Of course, you must also be rich toward God, Jesus Christ. That is no problem for President Trump as He personally Testified that He is a Good Christian™.

Luke 12:21
So is he that layeth up treasure for himself, and is not rich toward God.

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They that are safe will not make the Spirit of Life seem to be a Spirit that gives death. They will not try to control that Spirit. Heaven needs to be in us. The furries of the furry fandom have heaven in them already.
I didn't understand a word! You must be referring to the use of badger skins for Spiritual purposes, as the Bible advises us to do!

Ezekiel 16:10
I clothed thee also with broidered work, and shod thee with badgers' skin, and I girded thee about with fine linen, and I covered thee with silk.

Badgers are dangerous beasts and vermin, so I suppose that your reply was OK. I would appreciate some effort to find the relevant verses yourself, though!




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Default Re: Easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man...? The Case of Donald Trump - 03-26-2017, 03:42 AM

I think we cannot discount the role of President Trump's negotiating skills. Mr. Trump, the negotiator, would set out to find the largest needle in the world and get others to pay for it. As everyone says, do not underestimate President Trump--even his chances of getting into heaven.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man...? The Case of Donald Trump - 03-26-2017, 05:05 AM

I think Jesus was referring to rich Hollywood types.

I bet Koch industries is on this and they are making YUGE needles.


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Default Re: Easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man...? The Case of Donald Trump - 03-30-2017, 10:54 AM

I agree with all that is written, however the real problem of Trump is that he is a Presbyterian.
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Trump Re: Easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man...? The Case of Donald Trump - 03-30-2017, 11:04 AM

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I agree with all that is written, however the real problem of Trump is that he is a Presbyterian.
Mr. Rovagnati,



A vile Presbyterian (it's kinda glorified Calvinist/Zwinglian) is no different from anyone else. They can also accept Jesus and Repent! Even a Presbyterian can become a New True Christian™ Creature in Jesus Christ! We have powerful testimonials of our Pastors that prove the Salvation® Status of President Trump (the Immaculate). Whatever past sins He may have committed, Jesus no longer cares.

Matthew 12:41
The men of Nineveh shall rise in judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: because they repented at the preaching of Jonas; and, behold, a greater than Jonas is here.


In fact, this is excellent news for you, our cultist friend! You have the same possibility. You can also become one of the bestest friends of Jesus and enjoy Heaven with us for Eternity!




Yours in Christ,

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