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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton
I bet the homosexuals like this drug because it reminds them of what comes out of their favorite place of pleasure.
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
They have a name for that Brother - it isn't called the Hershey Highway for nothing.
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Indeed. After fermenting (ideally for 8 days, but 1 day will suffice for immediate consumption), drying, roasting, and hand-peeling of the cocoa seeds, they are crushed, and as the fresh cocoa paste falls onto the plate the shape of these, ehem, droppings, is unmistakeable.
I have shaken the plate before taking that picture above out of compassion for delicate minds. (Since the consistency of freshly ground cocoa paste is that of diarrhea, shaking it changes the shape).
The smell of freshly roasted and freshly ground chocolate is so strong, that only the firmest True Christian™ souls can resist the temptation of trying this delicacy.
And the flavor is simply heavenly, and sweeter than you'd expect from 100% pure cocoa pasta without any sugar whatsoever.
Well, that's what I'm told by those who couldn't resist the temptation, obviously.