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Keshia Knight Pulliam look-alike robs shopping center! -
01-28-2012, 05:32 AM
As a lifelong fan of The Cosbys, I nearly fell out of my seat when I read the following story:
'I played Rudy Huxtable, and I own this mall': Woman’s bizarre Cosby Show claim to avoid shoplifting arrest
Looking at their pics side by side, It's easy to understand how police might have been taken in by this woman's ruse. Apparently one of the above images is of the robber, while the other is of Keshia Knight Pulliam, but I'll be darned if I can tell them apart.
It figures that this would happen in Utah, where people read The Book of Mormon instead of the 1611 King James Bible. I don't know what The Book of Mormon has to say about stealing, but the Bible is pretty clear on what needs to happen to this fake Cosby kid:
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Ephesians 4:28
28Let him that stole steal no more: but rather let him labour, working with his hands the thing which is good, that he may have to give to him that needeth.
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I just hope for society's sake that whatever prison job she gets will pay at least a dollar a day so she can give to him that needeth. Perhaps I could get a hold of her prison address and write to her and see if she might be interested in tithing?
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Re: Keshia Knight Pulliam look-alike robs shopping center! -
01-28-2012, 05:46 AM
I can't really tell much from the photos. Coloreds pretty much all look alike. I can tell a doe from a buck and a fat one from a skinny one, but that's about it. I wish more coloreds would aspire to be like the Huxtibles though. Those Cosby kids were a credit to the Descendants of Ham.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Keshia Knight Pulliam look-alike robs shopping center! -
01-28-2012, 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Jedediah
Those Cosby kids were a credit to the Descendants of Ham.
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I never let my children watch that show. It's pure fantasy and fantasy and magic are Satan's own tools. An African doctor? An African woman lawyer?
The reason no one can tell the two women apart is because they are the same person. Now that she's out of a tv job she goes back to the trade of her people - thievery.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Keshia Knight Pulliam look-alike robs shopping center! -
01-28-2012, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Jedediah
I can't really tell much from the photos. Coloreds pretty much all look alike. I can tell a doe from a buck and a fat one from a skinny one, but that's about it. I wish more coloreds would aspire to be like the Huxtibles though. Those Cosby kids were a credit to the Descendants of Ham.
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You're right. Those kids acted white so they didn't seem threatening at all. It's a wonder the lieberal media doesn't do a remake of the show where all the children carry guns and drugs and perform gang bangs, with the "moral" of the story being that we should love and accept everyone as they are.
Disgusting.
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in 2016
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Re: Keshia Knight Pulliam look-alike robs shopping center! -
01-28-2012, 01:24 PM
I never understood the Cosby's show. The place they lived in looks nothing like shanty town. It gives the nigras a bad view of thier world.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Keshia Knight Pulliam look-alike robs shopping center! -
01-28-2012, 01:49 PM
Mr. Hutchins, that's a fine new profile pic you're displaying! I just hope it doesn't fill the women-folk with inappropriate desires!
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