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Thumbs down AMC's The Walking Dead mocks True Resurrection™ - 03-17-2015, 05:33 AM

I don't know if any here have reviewed this filth, but it is not good!

In this Godless scenario, the world is utterly devastated, and the dead come back to life. Okay, I can buy that. That's pretty much how it will play out when Jesus comes back. But there is no Jesus present in this fiction! The closest they come to it is by introducing some tarbaby catholic priest who is teetering on the brink of madness for want of a nubile young altar boy with a pulse! Blasphemy!

In reality, the dead will be raised, judged and sent off to their fates...not allowed to wander to and fro eating people, with maggots roiling around in their brainpans. That part is unreastic!

Really, the most believable thing about this show is that if there were a zombie apocalypse, more negroes would be eaten alive than white people, on account of their being slow, stupid and lackadaisical.
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Default Re: AMC's The Walking Dead mocks True Resurrection™ - 03-17-2015, 02:43 PM

My television stopped working so I have no idea what you are talking about, but I have an opinion about it anyway.

Everyone knows the dead cannot walk, so clearly this show is utterly stupid. The dead can be resurrected of course, e.g. the raising of Lazarus can be found in John 11:1-57. The Bible however is very clear on Lazarus being completely normal after being raised from the dead. Those television show makers clearly have been too busy voting for Obama and having gay orgies to read their Bibles.

John 11:44 - King James Version (KJV)

And he that was dead came forth, bound hand and foot with graveclothes: and his face was bound about with a napkin. Jesus saith unto them, Loose him, and let him go.


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Default Re: AMC's The Walking Dead mocks True Resurrection™ - 03-18-2015, 01:00 AM

Atheists are inventing these legends of zombies to encourage other gays to engage in the necrophiliac practices of Jeffrey Dahmer, before he was redeemed and made perfect in God's eyes by faith in the resurrection.

In hindsight, I wonder if Dahmer often contemplated Jesus while drilling holes into young men's brains. The Catholics admit sexual infatuation with Jesus, but they are sexually infatuated with anything that moves (and maybe more). Could Dahmer have been seeking a more secular, liberal means of expressing his love of Jesus, when he was raping zombies? Eventually he had to admit he was a Christian and face the persecution. I'm thankful that he did.


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Default Re: AMC's The Walking Dead mocks True Resurrection™ - 03-19-2015, 03:49 PM

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In this Godless scenario, the world is utterly devastated, and the dead come back to life. Okay, I can buy that. That's pretty much how it will play out when Jesus comes back.
I cannot WAIT for Jesus to come and give me a New Body! Like most Americans, I firmly believe Jesus will come back in my lifetime, but if for some reason He comes after my sleep, I will rest assured knowing when my body is resurrected, it will be perfect and glorious and always happy (1 Corinthians 15:42-44; Revelation 21:4)! Personally, I'll be happier with the new heat source (Revelation 7:16; Revelation 21:23), as these hot flashes seem to bother my children and then they get all cranky and I have to employ more creative discipline techniques just to keep abreast of potential rebellion. I wonder if we'll still have tasty treats like Dunkin Donuts even though there will be no need for food (Romans 14:17). But most importantly, I cannot wait to be married to for real and not just in my imagination (Isaiah 54:5; Ephesians 5:31-32; Revelation 19:7)!


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Devil Walking Dead: Not Fit For Christian Viewing - 05-27-2019, 07:06 PM

My wife Doris caught our son Kenny watching this show recently. I referenced this old thread and did some research. It's still on, and is still a threat to unsaved souls everywhere. Needless to say, Kenny will NOT be watching it ever again. Here is some of the ways in which it spits in God's eye:


Depiction of Interracial Fornication (Deuteronomy 7:3, 2 Corinthians 6:14, Hebrews 13:4, 1 Corinthians 6:18, Ephesians 5:3)


Pictured above is series protagonist Rick Grimes in the throes of jungle fever with a dreadlocked negress called Michonne. These two fornicate and even produce a mulatto infant! Earlier in the series, a white girl named Maggie gets yellow fever after being seduced by a chink. They get "married" and eventually she has a half-breed baby, but not before the chink gets his head crushed, praise God! Also a crazy sheboon named Sasha (short for Sashaniqua) "gets it on" with a ginger named Abraham, who also fornicates with a spic girl, Rosita. Sasha's brother, a big buck nigra called Tyrone, rapes a white woman in the fourth season premiere. Also a white woman named Carol lays with a deranged coon calling himself "King Ezekiel." There are more examples, but I think this suffices to demonstrate The Walking Dead's anti-white agenda.

Depiction of Homosexuality (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:26-27, 1 Timothy 1:10)

WARNING HARDCORE GAY PORN BELOW!



The two disgusting faggots pictured above are Aaron and Eric, a couple of queers. In a blatant disregard for God's word, the show depicted these two homers kissing each other and holding hands. Before they could film the hardcore penetrative anal sex scene, they killed off Eric by shooting him in the stomach. Thank God! The show also has dykes. In the fourth season, a lezzie named Tara is introduced. A few seasons later, she gets it on with a fat ginger rugmuncher named Denise, who thankfully takes a crossbow bolt to the face and goes to Hell. The Walking Dead advances the gay agenda and shoves gay porn down our throats.

Depiction of Heathens (Deuteronomy 5:7, John 14:6, Ephesians 4:18, Revelation 21:8)


The characters on this show are not Christians. They do not pray to God for protection or praise Him for their survival. As a result, countless characters perish over the course of the series and are damned to Hell. Pictured above is Father Gabriel Stokes, an Episcopalian priest and a negro. He is the most religious character in the show, and he spits in Christ's face with his lack of faith, cowardice, and for fornicating out of wedlock with a white woman AND a beaneress in the show's ninth season. In the eighth season, the show actually introduces a Muslim character who hates Christ. One of the show's most important characters, Carl Grimes, is a teenaged atheist. In one second season episode, he calls Heaven "a lie" and calls Christians "idiots." God has the last laugh, and the little twerp gets bitten by a zombie and kills himself. Jesus always wins! This show mocks and disregards the existence of God.

Depiction of Feminism (Genesis 3:16, Colossians 3:18, Ephesians 5:22-23, 1 Timothy 2:12, 1 Peter 3:1)


Second only to zombies, uppity women are in abundance on this evil program. Frequently, women are shown physically defending themselves without the aid of men. They are often shown killing zombies and other people. The darkie gal Michonne swings around a Jap sword like she's some kind of ninja. Girls are inaccurately depicted as being able to competently use firearms. Also, women are NOT relegated to the home. A good man named Ed physically disciplines his wife in accordance with the Bible, but he is portrayed as a boorish creep and is eaten by a zombie. The only halfway-decent woman is Rick's wife Lori, who engages in women's work, but she cheats on him ("Girl Power!") and dies horribly (God Power!). Blasphemously, women are even depicted as LEADERS of communities! A former Congresswoman (DEMONcrat, obviously) runs a gated community. Maggie, who fornicates with a slant, becomes the leader of a town after overthrowing the white man in charge there (the true aim of feminism). There is even a community called Oceanside that is ALL women! This show hates men and misrepresents the abilities and proper place of women.

Depiction of Jesus (Galatians 6:7, Psalms 14:1, Psalms 74:10, 2 Peter 3:3)


Jesus Christ Himself is a character on this program. Surely this is positive, right? Wrong! Jesus makes his first appearance in the show's sixth season. He is portrayed by a limey actor named Tom Payne, rather than a True American. Christ is depicted as being adept at martial arts, as if the Son of God would need to resort to faggy oriental fighting styles in order to slay His enemies. He is not strong enough to destroy a group calling themselves the "Saviors," mocking the savior of mankind. In His impotence, He must rely on the aid of other communities. In the show's ninth season, Jesus is killed by some loser in a zombie costume, showing immense disrespect for His death and resurrection. But the absolute worst of this show's many sins is the fact that they depict Jesus as a queer. That's right, they call Jesus a homosexual. Blasphemy! Unspeakable BLASPHEMY!!!

AMC, CANCEL THIS VILE PROGRAM IMMEDIATELY!!!!


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Default Re: Walking Dead: Not Fit For Christian Viewing - 05-28-2019, 12:53 PM

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I have no idea what "AMC" is but that priest? Isn't he supposed to stand in for dead Jesus during their foul eucharist?

That's the whole point. The priest (or vicar (check out the etymology any time)) is a substitute for Christ. Jesus explained that soon He would rise from the dead and so no substitutes would be needed. If Jesus were alive all these "priests" would be out of a job. Jesus is alive. Therefore they're lying.

Why should anyone believe liars? It's not as though we can't read the source material for ourselves. Have they read it? Of course they have - they went to seminary just to do so and to learn the original languages. They know what it says.

Then they do the opposite.

I would never watch this wretched show.
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