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Default New to this site - 09-20-2021, 01:59 AM

Hello, my name is Elle. I' live in Norway. I wanted to join this site as I found some of the writings here to be honest and truthful.
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Default Re: New to this site - 09-20-2021, 03:06 AM

Welcome Elle. Is your church the Godless Lutheran church run by the government in Norway?


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Dear Elle, thank you for this initial post. Please note that I didn't call it your introductory post because you left out some of the key information that we ask for in our instructions to new visitors.


Please tell us which--if any--church you attend. Furthermore, we ask our newbies to list a favored Bible verse because this is primarily a Bible discussion site and it helps us to gauge whether or not you have come here in good faith. Finally, we really, Really want to know about how you came to know Jesus.


Now, bear in mind that if you don't know Jesus we won't automatically ban you or anything like that. If you stick around and behave respectfully, we are prepared to show you who Jesus really is. You can learn more about the Holy Bible here than you can in most churches around the world. This is a wonderful opportunity for you if you don't count yourself a Christian and a fearsome spiritual challenge if you do.


So, which is it Elle? Are you prepared to learn things that most people prefer to ignore? Landover Baptist is not for the faint of heart.


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Default Re: New to this site - 09-20-2021, 04:27 AM

Thank you handmaiden. I.m a true believer in Christ and a born again (however struggling christian). I belong to a pentecostal church, where I have been raised. (apology for imperfect english?) Yes I want to learn the truth about how to be a good christian, and I share many or most of your opinions here about right and wrong in contradiction to how our society have become. It's hard to choose 1 spesific favourite bible verse but one could be: Romans 8 (whole chapter), also 2 corinthians 4, vers 16-18 from the new testament. From the old testament psalm 32 verse 8. Of course many more :-)
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Default Re: New to this site - 09-20-2021, 04:33 AM

Thank you Johnny Joe Hold. No I don't belong to the lutheran church, thank goodness. I'm from a pentecostal background.
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Default Re: New to this site - 09-20-2021, 08:26 AM

A Pentecostal, you say?

I'm going to tell you right now we don't go in for any of that snake handling or speaking in tongues business.


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Psalm 32:8 I will instruct thee and teach thee in the way which thou shalt go: I will guide thee with mine eye.

II Corinthians 4:16-18 For which cause we faint not; but though our outward man perish, yet the inward man is renewed day by day. For our light affliction, which is but for a moment, worketh for us a far more exceeding and eternal weight of glory; while we look not at the things which are seen, but at the things which are not seen: for the things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal.

Hi; welcome to the forum. Those two verses go so well together, the unseen things we look at can only be discerned when guided by God's eye. Your view of society is a good example. No secular or humanist society can ever be good and it's not so much they way they've become, as the way they always were. So there's not much point a Christian worrying about society. Perhaps Adam would have developed a just society but he was not attracted by any of the companions God presented to him and God had to improvise an alternative. She hexed Adam into evil and I don't think 2 people by themselves constitute "society" which means from whenever enough people did exist for a society to emerge, the whole thing was immersed in sin. Utterly separated from God, it is impossible for any currently existing society to deteriorate because they all started off at minus infinity.

Jesus was in the world for a short time but was not of the world. He explains that even before He was tortured to death, He had ceased being in the world which seems unusual to us – but we can understand it when we see things through His eyes. Later on He was whipped savagely.

John 17:11-16 And now I am no more in the world, but these are in the world, and I come to thee. Holy Father, keep through thine own name those whom thou hast given me, that they may be one, as we are. While I was with them in the world, I kept them in thy name: those that thou gavest me I have kept, and none of them is lost, but the son of perdition; that the scripture might be fulfilled. And now come I to thee; and these things I speak in the world, that they might have my joy fulfilled in themselves. I have given them thy word; and the world hath hated them, because they are not of the world, even as I am not of the world. I pray not that thou shouldest take them out of the world, but that thou shouldest keep them from the evil. They are not of the world, even as I am not of the world.
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Default Re: New to this site - 09-20-2021, 11:32 AM

Welcome Elle. I am curious about Norway. Do you often take the sauna? Is it easy to read the KJV Bible when they make the steam? Where do you put your Bible when you plunge into the icy cold water?

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58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


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Hello to you, Miss Elle; and, to you, I do extend a most gracious The interwebs galaxy can be difficult to get around, but the fact that you are here shows that has sent you our way.

I've read your other comments in this thread, and I see that you have a Pentecostal background. My dear Daddy was a Pentecostal preacher. He was called Home to be with the many years ago, but I can still remember him preaching fervently — particularly when it was time to bring out the snakes.

Mark 16:17, 18:
17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.


I do hope that you will find much here to enrich your walk with . I should also note that we study only the glorious — no watered-down versions for us.

May the bless you richly, Dear, as you seek — here, at .



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Is Norway a part of Russia?
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Didn't it use to be a part of Denmark (when Sweden was a part of Finland)? They don't seem to have fixed borders at all. What they need is Bibles.

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Elle, I know that Norwegian Lutherans eat the same three white foods every meal, cod, potatoes and white bread. Is it the same with Pentecostals?


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Do you want to become Norway's first born-again Christian? That is a great contest. Since 99 % of Norwegians are light haired and eyed, you would do our Lord and Savior a great honor. Come over to Kansas City and you will have a genuine change to become a True Christian™. I also was born outside of God's favorite country, on an Island near Austria in the godless pacific ocean, as a son of Scottish parents, therefore I do not know if I can make it to heaven.Therefore I do not know if you, but I see you got potential.


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Dear Elle, to our Godly site! You seem like a nice God-fearing woman. I am looking forward to reading more of your contributions on the forum.

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Well, that explains a lot.
Yes, it does and I wonder if I can still go to heaven due to this. Maybe I can, since it weren't Irish parents.


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Yes, it does and I wonder if I can still go to heaven due to this.
Sweetie, when I said "that explains a lot" I wasn't thinking about the probabilities of you getting into Heaven. I was thinking solely about your intellectual challenges.

Have you tried prayer? It could help with both issues.
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Hello, my name is Elle. I' live in Norway. I wanted to join this site as I found some of the writings here to be honest and truthful.
Hello, once again, Miss Elle. I am sure that you have many things to keep you very busy, but I so hope that we will have the pleasure of getting to know you, here at .

We are always very interested in our newcomers; so, please, don't be shy. You are with friends, and we share your interests in glorifying — here, at .

May bless you richly, Dear.


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Sweetie, when I said "that explains a lot" I wasn't thinking about the probabilities of you getting into Heaven. I was thinking solely about your intellectual challenges.

Have you tried prayer? It could help with both issues.
Thank you for the advice sister


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Do you want to become Norway's first born-again Christian? That is a great contest.
What about Anders Behring Breivik, the greatest Norseman since Vidkun Quisling?


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
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