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Default Re: interfaith - 10-23-2020, 01:17 AM

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Have you tried using fermented hops? Cram some in a bottle with a little sugar and keep in a warm place. You'll need to tie the corks down otherwise they'll pop out.
I don't tend to endorse anything made by the French, but they do have delicious cuisine. Sourdough goes nicely with a bit of escargot avec crème fraîche?

I once tried making sourdough. Dear, oh dear, too much alkaline in a blistering heat. I came to the kitchen finding a blob engorging Peter's Sunday notes I absent-mindedly left on the counter. I was disciplined appropriately thereafter.


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Have you tried using fermented hops? Cram some in a bottle with a little sugar and keep in a warm place. You'll need to tie the corks down otherwise they'll pop out.
No, whole wheat works well for me.

Whole wheat honey walnut bread
2 cups whole wheat starter (fed 12 hours earlier)
3 cups whole wheat flour (spelt works well, too)
3 cups unbleached all purpose flour (proportions of white/whole wheat flour can be altered according to personal taste, but need to add up to 6 cups)
2 and 1/2 cup warm water
2 heaping tsp salt
2 cups chopped walnuts
2 heaping tbsp honey

Combine starter, flours, and water. Autolyse for half and hour, then add remaining ingredients and knead. Let rise for 4 hours. Place in molds, let rise another hour. Preheat oven to 450 F. Slash the surface of the loaves before placing in the oven. Bake for 40 minutes or until crust is nicely crispy.

The recipe is for 2-3 loaves.
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I don't tend to endorse anything made by the French, but they do have delicious cuisine. Sourdough goes nicely with a bit of escargot avec crème fraîche?

I once tried making sourdough. Dear, oh dear, too much alkaline in a blistering heat. I came to the kitchen finding a blob engorging Peter's Sunday notes I absent-mindedly left on the counter. I was disciplined appropriately thereafter.
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When God speaks to us it's always unmistakeable. Although, due to the unusual way they're cultivated and harvested in France, snails are a dish I've avoided so far; sadly I can't say the same for frogs which, much like rabbit, when served in the provençale style become quite edible. The point is that when in France I will eat French food and buy a Citroën and drive like a maniac (otherwise you'll just get run into) (except in Paris where mostly they just sit there staring at one another, gabbling and gesticulating wildly, all having driven simultaneously into the middle of a five-way intersection) or in England eat English food, the roast beef is excellent BTW, buy an English car and zoom around at 120MPH (they won't actually crash into the back of you but when overtaking look at you in a serious manner) anyway you get the idea.

Acts 10:10-16 And he [Peter] became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance, and saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending unto him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth: wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air. And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat. But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean. And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common. This was done thrice: and the vessel was received up again into heaven.
God had an important message for Cornelius, a Roman centurion in charge of "The Italian Band" at Caesarea. What could God do? Some very unusual food was likely to be served if any visitors turned up and if Peter was that visitor there'd be a conflict with Peter's dietary restrictions revealed on a temporary basis at the time of Moses. Not all of God's commandments apply universally, for example the requirement not to look back applied to a specific time and place which is spelled out quite clearly but did she listen? No! Lot's wife looked back and ZAP! pillar of salt. But it's OK to check the rear-view mirror for glaring English drivers: this was a temporary prohibition applying to a specific time and place. Dietary restrictions are another example and this is where they expired.




God decided the best way to inform Cornelius was to send an angel to tell him where to go to find Peter. Knowing that soon Peter would be visiting Cornelius, God sent another message to Peter explaining about the food. This revelation was transmitted three times altogether just to make sure Peter, and therefore we, got the message. Message received! But there was still the message for Cornelius, who'd sent two of his household servants and a devout soldier of them† with a message (for Peter) (from Cornelius) that he (Cornelius) wanted to see him (Peter) and because The Holy Spirit had given Peter a separate message (other than the one about the food) that it was OK to go with the three men (one of whom was a Roman soldier) off they all went. You see no matter what obstacles there may be, God always overcomes.

But Cornelius has not got his..message yet (other than the message that someone [Peter] has a message for him [Cornelius]) and so, after journeying back to Caesarea with the three men, Peter arrived with that message and delivered it because he (Peter) (and Cornelius too in this case) trusted God. What for us would seem too complicated an ordeal to even assume that Peter's message (from God) would get through at all, for God it became simplicity itself.

After the journey, refreshments would be served and Peter knew everything gonna be alright, even if it was escargots à la provençale.



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The recipe is for 2-3 loaves.
Which is about half of what you need to feed a multitude, assuming you have a spare fish lying around the house. Matthew 14:17-20


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Default Re: Hi there, I'm Martha - 10-23-2020, 10:50 AM

I don’t trust this new lady at all.

She claim she got her husband’s permission to post on these here forums, but I’m told she still ain’t faxed over the permissory documents to be signed by her husband.

It’s one thing to claim your husband gave you permission, and another thing to prove it.

Perhaps even more upsetting is her stated last name, “Chung.” That there is a CHINESE name. The Chinese hate America, hate our freedoms and would stop at nothing to infiltrationize authentic institutions like Landover.

That includes having Chinese females undergo cosmetic procedurations to make them look like blonde white ladies. Beware this Chinese woman and her plots!


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Default Re: Hi there, I'm Martha - 10-23-2020, 11:32 AM

Oh I thought she might be French. But since we're talking Asia, I've heard they do more than just hair. Did you know you can get your teeth drilled in India for $cheap? But invariably back home after a month or two you need to have them all pulled out and done properly.

You can even have advanced surgery (organ transplants and stuff) done in China (they have plenty of donors on stand-by all classified by tissue type) but the same thing; when you get home it all falls out or something I have no idea why they can't see it coming.

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That includes having Chinese females undergo cosmetic procedurations to make them look like blonde white ladies. Beware this Chinese woman and her plots!
This is truly frightening. Why would they ever do such a thing to a chinawoman? I can only imagine it is for espionage, honey trapping, or even more insidious deep cover operations.


Tell me, could the opposite be done with White women? I mean, if you found one who otherwise behaved in the perverse manner of the asiatics but was White, could you cosmetically transmorgify her into a passable chink? We should look into this, for like counter-espionage purposes of course.


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Which is about half of what you need to feed a multitude, assuming you have a spare fish lying around the house. Matthew 14:17-20
I've read it as "a spare fish flying around the house" and I was confused a bit. I admit I haven't had an occasion to feed a multitude for months, since large gatherings are now frowned upon. But when I do feed multitudes, I prefer to cook pork rather than fish. It serves to wean out all kinds of non-Christians (adding them to the "do not invite next time" list).
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Jesus said, "If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink." (John 7:37)



Peter ordered these water bottles from his brother Michael in China, and I have to say, they look very off! Either this is how the Chinese design them, or maybe they slightly warped in the heat. But anyway, I have about 2,000 of these bottles and they all look like this. We were going to use some for a mass children's baptism, but I'm not sure. Just one look at this bottle, I think I'll have to sit on it for while.


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Peter ordered these water bottles from his brother Michael in China, and I have to say, they look very off! Either this is how the Chinese design them, or maybe they slightly warped in the heat. But anyway, I have about 2,000 of these bottles and they all look like this. We were going to use some for a mass children's baptism, but I'm not sure. Just one look at this bottle, I think I'll have to sit on it for while.


Anyone interested to get these off my hands?




This is why chinks wind up coming to America. Not even they can stay hydrated with something that small.


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Peter ordered these water bottles from his brother Michael in China, and I have to say, they look very off! Either this is how the Chinese design them, or maybe they slightly warped in the heat. But anyway, I have about 2,000 of these bottles and they all look like this. We were going to use some for a mass children's baptism, but I'm not sure. Just one look at this bottle, I think I'll have to sit on it for while.


Anyone interested to get these off my hands?




This is why chinks wind up coming to America. Not even they can stay hydrated with something that small.

I admit, I never quite understood the backwards quirks of Asian culture.


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Default Re: Hi there, I'm Martha - 10-29-2020, 06:16 PM

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I admit, I never quite understood the backwards quirks of Asian culture.
If by 'backwards quirks' you mean filthy perversions, it stems from their rejection of Jesus Christ as their person savior. Chinks had rather worship a fat bald guy whose claim to fame was sitting under a tree doing nothing.


Lacking a moral compass, they turned to decadent secularism. This is most graphically displayed in their vulgar shunga or tentacle porn. While Westerners think this is a recent development, it actually goes all the way back to 1814 with The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife.

I can only imagine how many times you have woken up next to a squid or octopus because your husband thought you would enjoy it.


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Default Re: Hi there, I'm Martha - 10-30-2020, 01:42 AM

In other news, we have a very special guest, James Canupp sing this Sunday. He has an amazing voice - I dare any atheist to listen to him, and tell me in my face there is no living God. I dare you. The clock is ticking...





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Default Re: Hi there, I'm Martha - 10-30-2020, 09:30 AM

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If by 'backwards quirks' you mean filthy perversions, it stems from their rejection of Jesus Christ as their person savior. Chinks had rather worship a fat bald guy whose claim to fame was sitting under a tree doing nothing.
I've always tought that the person that they worship the most was an old man with a tree branch on his hat that was exiled by every province of China were he has been.
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