Praise and Glory!
God is once again getting ready to smite atheistic frozen hell hole Iceland.
The Godless Eskimos seem impervious to warnings to become American and to praise God properly, preferring instead to huddle in their saunas jabbering for the sun to return in the spring. As if the eruption of Satanically named
Eyjafjallajokul and the merited hatred of the world for afflicting air traffic as a result of their sinning wasn't enough.
But no! Unrepentant Icelanders are sinning like crazy despite earthquakes and tremors under an even larger volcano.
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Katla, which has a much larger magma chamber and is more powerful than its neighbour, averages two large eruptions every century but the last was 93 years ago, making another long overdue.
Katla is named after an evil troll and its last major eruption, in 1918, lasted for more than a month, blocking out sunlight, killing livestock and melting an ice-sheet that flooded nearby farmlands.
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It looks like rather than praying and repenting Icelanders are yet again trusting to secular science that has failed them so many times before to save them.
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Officials are so concerned about a potential eruption that they have drawn up evacuation plans and are holding regular meetings with experts tracking Katla's activity.
Einar Kjartansson, a geophysicist at the Icelandic Meteorological Office, said his office had been flooded with calls from local residents since the 93rd anniversary of the last major eruption on Wednesday.
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An Icelandic house at the centre of Satanic summoning rituals recently.
An Icelander taunting God just the other day!
So the question needs asking:
is it time to invade Iceland before they mess up our transatlantic flights once more with their barbaric paganism? Failure to act soon and install a Christian government that can actually do something about God's wrath will just lead to disaster, mark my words!