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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-10-2012, 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Holly-Roller
Virgin,
I'm not sure which translation of the bible you're referencing, but I assure you, there is such a scripture labeled "Palms!" I cannot urge your enough to purchase the Good Book as soon as possible so that you can begin your soul's healing.
P.S. I am happy that we agree female orgasms are bad...please don't get me started on female ejaculation!
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I have two questions for you:
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2. Why do you roll holly? Do you smoke it and get high? Is that why you are mocking God, or do you just hate Him for expecting you to follow His Laws?
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-10-2012, 02:48 AM
I look upon my past with disgust but I have seen first hand whilst I was sinful unsaved trash that satan DOES give women orgasms - whores have orgasms - our women in Christ do not. Whores moan and make disgusting blasphemous noises that our God is definitely appalled by.
Let me tell you now, when Christ gives me my wife, she will not need to be told more than once.
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-11-2012, 01:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
I have two questions for you:
1. Why are you mocking God by making up books of the Bible?
2. Why do you roll holly? Do you smoke it and get high? Is that why you are mocking God, or do you just hate Him for expecting you to follow His Laws?
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I thought Holly was toxic, oh well they all seem to think that if it's green it should be smoked.
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-11-2012, 11:37 PM
Any women with an orgasm must continue to pray for salvation. In the wake of her evil orgasm, she will feel content and wish to cuddle. Do not let this Satanic evil accomplish this - as Christians we must continue to pray for the salvation of our women.
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-11-2012, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by PurpleBibleOG
Any women with an orgasm must continue to pray for salvation. In the wake of her evil orgasm, she will feel content and wish to cuddle. Do not let this Satanic evil accomplish this - as Christians we must continue to pray for the salvation of our women.
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Tell us all about yourself. Why you love Jesus more than mortal life, what Baptist church you attend and your favorite Bible verse that gives you daily strength.
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-12-2012, 02:36 AM
Well why do men get to enjoy sex?
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-12-2012, 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted by kalimaa242
Well why do men get to enjoy sex?
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-12-2012, 04:20 PM
I completely agree. In fact sex as a whole is so disgusting an evil that you guys should just stop having sex altogether
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-12-2012, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by snowbunny
I completely agree. In fact sex as a whole is so disgusting an evil that you guys should just stop having sex altogether
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Trust me friend when I say I have given up sex with women since I have found The Lord.
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-12-2012, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Trust me friend when I say I have given up sex with women since I have found The Lord.
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Snowbunny makes a very good point...
I'm so happy that you decided that you should not have sex! One less of you lunatics reproducing!!!
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Satan doesn't give me orgasms...My dead sexy fiance does....
Women on here, just to let you know...the only reason why these guys are brainwashing you to believe this is cause they SUCK IN BED!
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01-12-2012, 09:50 PM
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Satan doesn't give me orgasms...My dead sexy fiance does....
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Satan is of course behind your necrophiliac urges.
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-12-2012, 09:52 PM
Also, WTF Daisy Mae? Your avatar is a pic of Daisy Mae from Beverly Hillbillies, who wore tight clothes, flaunted her big titties, showed a lot of skin and the idea of her was supposed to get every guy a little tight in the britches if you know what I mean wink wink. So uh, doesn't seem very True Christian of you
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-12-2012, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Satan is of course behind your necrophiliac urges.
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I think that you mean nymphomania....I don't like to have sex with dead bodies thank you very much. I would imagine they they are kinda cold and unresponsive. I also don't imagine dead people give very good oral sex.
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-12-2012, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by batsh*tcrazy
Snowbunny makes a very good point...
I'm so happy that you decided that you should not have sex! One less of you lunatics reproducing!!!
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Satan doesn't give me orgasms...My dead sexy fiance does....
Women on here, just to let you know...the only reason why these guys are brainwashing you to believe this is cause they SUCK IN BED!
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No that is homers that are thinking of.
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-12-2012, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan
No that is homers that are thinking of.
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Ooppss sorry...the showerhead comment was a little over the top.
Last time I checked the definition of "good in bed" was the partners ability to make the other person climax.
One pump chump LMFAO.
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-12-2012, 10:34 PM
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...I don't like to have sex with dead bodies thank you very much...
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How many attempts did it take you to determine that?
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-12-2012, 10:42 PM
yo this sheyonce i think you should keep the baby okay
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-12-2012, 10:55 PM
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yo this sheyonce i think you should keep the baby okay
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Yo, Sheyonce, what the heck you on about, girl?
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-12-2012, 11:35 PM
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How many attempts did it take you to determine that?
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One would assume. You missed the "I imagine" part. Must be blind and stupid.
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
03-22-2012, 09:39 PM
Only satan gives women orgasms!?
I'm pretty sure guys get the same thing; its called a boner. That's how you can tell guys are having sexual thoughts. Plus, there are human fluids involved during masturbation.
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