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Re: Introduction -
01-05-2019, 09:57 PM
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Tiocfaidh ar la.
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Northern Irish Catlick, then? Because no sane person from the Republic wants to be united with Northern Ireland. But if not (and you're not showing any indications of sanity) then please, I beg you, be our guest! Take Arlene Foster and her cronies: they're all yours!
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Re: Introduction -
01-05-2019, 10:01 PM
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I have autism yet i understand a sarcastic retort better than you do... thats quite something
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Ná Bí Ag Iarraidh Cluain An Chacamais A Chur Orm, Cúl Tóna.
Therefore:
Téigh Dtí Diabhail, a thóin mór.
(To my True Christian™ Brothers and Sisters: I have employed the most formal Irish expressions, to tell this poor soul that we're not buying what he's selling).
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Re: Introduction -
01-05-2019, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Northern Irish Catlick, then? Because no sane person from the Republic wants to be united with Northern Ireland. But if not (and you're not showing any indications of sanity) then please, I beg you, be our guest! Take Arlene Foster and her cronies: they're all yours!
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Im from the republic. I hope N.I becomes independent. If it does then it will slowly die off because its a welfare state. When the prots eventually starve or emigrate we take over.
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Re: Introduction -
01-05-2019, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Laserbreak
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Northern Irish Catlick, then? Because no sane person from the Republic wants to be united with Northern Ireland.
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Im from the republic.
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Brothers and Sisters, I rest my case.
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Re: Introduction -
01-05-2019, 10:15 PM
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1. Homosexuality prevents reproduction, reducing the population of the species and contributing to its inevitable extinction.
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I just provided you with a link which shows evidence to the contrary. You could at least have the courtesy of following the link, reading, and providing evidence that goes against the arguments.
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2. I speak english because it was a result of British occupiers erasing Irish culture.
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What's stopping you from re-sparking Gaelic Revival?
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3. I am certain that a minority of normal Irish people are criminals, but the majority of Roma gypsies are criminals, at least thats how it feels like anyway.
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Thank you for admitting that we are talking about feelings and not about actual statistical evidence.
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4. Irish travellers make up the majority of Irish criminals.
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I'm going to assume that you're still basing this on your feelings. You will fit in this group perfectly, as you seem to agree with Landover Baptists that empirical evidence is overrated.
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Yes, there are a few people who are like this in my ethnic group, but they are too insignificant in numbers to contribute to the image of the group.
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I think several members of this lovely community have shown you that the image of your group is not so great. Here in the USA, Irish have long been regarded as an inferior race, just like the Africans, as well as Southern and Eastern Europeans.
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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Re: Introduction -
01-05-2019, 10:26 PM
Lovely community?
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Re: Introduction -
01-05-2019, 10:51 PM
You might have misunderstood the Parable Of The Mustard Seed, wondering why we suddenly started giving you gardening tips. Or maybe you just got confused because the only thing you Irish grow is potatoes (how's that working out for you?). Anyway, it means that some souls can be saved and some cannot, and we have yet to make up our minds about yours.
Matthew 13:1-23, Mark 4:1-20, Luke 8:4-15 Matthew 13:31–32, Mark 4:30–32, Luke 13:18–19.
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Re: Introduction -
01-05-2019, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
You might have misunderstood the Parable Of The Mustard Seed, wondering why we suddenly started giving you gardening tips. Or maybe you just got confused because the only thing you Irish grow is potatoes (how's that working out for you?). Anyway, it means that some souls are can be saved and some cannot, and we have yet to make up our minds about yours.
Matthew 13:31–32, Mark 4:30–32, Luke 13:18–19 Matthew 13:1-23, Mark 4:1-20, and Luke 8:4-15.
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i understood the parable of the mustard seeds.
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Re: Introduction -
01-05-2019, 11:15 PM
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Im the former, yet i understood the parable of the mustard seeds.
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I believe you. You did stop calling us hypocrites, pivoting instead to your current random bursts of bigotry.
Look, I understand the spectre of lifelong virginity is a horrible thing and you want to lash out. What you need to do instead is put the hate on hold and keep your eyes on the prize: eventually North Korea will collapse, and millions of poor, skinny, and cloned-K-pop-star beautiful refugee girls with varying levels of radiation symptoms will be looking for a big strong square-jawed white man to provide for them.
Remember, we all look the same to them, so don't worry if you're ugly.
Unless you've got something against squinty eyes or don't want to wait for Trump's second-term adventures, in that case there are also Mormon and Amish girls. Or you could wait for the Islamic Califate to take over, Muslim women seem to prefer providers to bad-boys.
Or you could become a True Christian RIGHT NOW! Visa, Mastercard, or American Express?
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Re: Introduction -
01-05-2019, 11:24 PM
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I believe you. You did stop calling us hypocrites, pivoting instead to your current random bursts of bigotry.
Look, I understand the spectre of lifelong virginity is a horrible thing and you want to lash out. What you need to do instead is put the hate on hold and keep your eyes on the prize: eventually North Korea will collapse, and millions of poor, skinny, and cloned-K-pop-star beautiful refugee girls with varying levels of radiation symptoms will be looking for a big strong square-jawed white man to provide for them.
Remember, we all look the same to them, so don't worry if you're ugly.
Unless you've got something against squinty eyes or don't want to wait for Trump's second-term adventures, in that case there are also Mormon and Amish girls. Or you could wait for the Islamic Califate to take over, Muslim women seem to prefer providers to bad-boys.
Or you could become a True Christian RIGHT NOW! Visa, Mastercard, or American Express?
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STD's are potentially lethal and i dont have any method of online payment so neither option is particularly great.
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Re: Hi, I'm LazerBreak and I'm HATE-IER THAN THOU! -
01-05-2019, 11:29 PM
Very funny.
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Re: Hi, I'm LazerBreak and I'm HATE-IER THAN THOU! -
01-05-2019, 11:35 PM
I asked you to tell us more about yourself, so far all I'm getting is that you hate lots of free-floating rage, find mustard so spicy that you don't even want to talk about it, and are such a germophobe that you don't even want to have sex with a virgin wife.
If you don't want me to make guesses like this, then don't leave me guessing.
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Re: Hi, I'm LazerBreak and I'm HATE-IER THAN THOU! -
01-05-2019, 11:50 PM
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I asked you to tell us more about yourself, so far all I'm getting is that you hate lots of free-floating rage, find mustard so spicy that you don't even want to talk about it, and are such a germophobe that you don't even want to have sex with a virgin wife.
If you don't want me to make guesses like this, then don't leave me guessing.
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I was BLAH BLAH BLAH
I have a strong dislike of the human race, i have excellent problem solving skills, i like playing video games, i like building model aircraft.
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Reason: We want to know YOU, not know your BLAH BLAH BLAH
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Re: Hi, I'm LazerBreak and I'm HATE-IER THAN THOU! -
01-05-2019, 11:53 PM
I also notice that you claim to hate Social Justice Warriors, yet you engage in the same sort of collective judgement that the #believeallwomen #hateallwhitemen #yesallwhitemen mobs are into. If you were truly opposed to SJWs, you would be all for treating people as individuals, with individual responsibility.
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i have excellent problem solving skills
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Not on a very meta level, I assume.
Eyes on the prize, my friend. Those poor radioactive mutant triple-boobed North Korean girls need good husbands. You need to man up for them. Jesus can help.
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Re: Hi, I'm LazerBreak and I'm HATE-IER THAN THOU! -
01-05-2019, 11:58 PM
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I also notice that you claim to hate Social Justice Warriors, yet you engage in the same sort of collective judgement that the #blieveallwomen #hateallwhitemen #yesallwhitemen mobs are into. If you were truly opposed to SJWs, you would be all for treating people as individuals, with individual responsibility.
Not on a very meta level, I assume.
Eyes on the prize, my friend. Those poor radioactive mutant triple-boobed North Korean girls need good husbands. You need to man up for them. Jesus can help.
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To treat them as individuals would mean giving special attention to them, they are a collective in the sense that they all have the same mindset.
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Re: Hi, I'm LazerBreak and I'm HATE-IER THAN THOU! -
01-06-2019, 12:18 AM
Welcome, Mr. Laser Beak. So tell us, are you already an Irish drunk? I understand they begin drinking early over there. Also, why do you hate so much?
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
1 Corinthians 11:13
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Re: Hi, I'm LazerBreak and I'm HATE-IER THAN THOU! -
01-06-2019, 12:50 AM
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Welcome, Mr. Laser Beak. So tell us, are you already an Irish drunk? I understand they begin drinking early over there. Also, why do you hate so much?
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I dont drink and i never will, i refuse to poison myself
I hate people because they are incredibly annoying.
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Re: Hi, I'm LazerBreak and I'm HATE-IER THAN THOU! -
01-06-2019, 12:59 AM
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I hate people because they are incredibly annoying.
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Well, possibly 7,000,000,000 people could all be irritating, or maybe 1 person is irritable. When there's a dispute between 1 person and 7,000,000,000 people, clearly it's the 7,000,000,000 who are wrong. What I'm saying is you need to take personal responsibility and solve your problems of irritability, gynophobia, and who knows what else.
You know, SJWs are very bad at dealing with ideas of personal responsibility. They hate dealing with their own problems - " stop victim-blaming" is a typical slogan of theirs. Do I have permission to edit your original post, to remove SJWs from the list of people you hate? You are clearly one of them (SJW that is, not the human race).
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Re: Hi, I'm LazerBreak and I'm HATE-IER THAN THOU! -
01-06-2019, 01:48 AM
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I dont drink and i never will, i refuse to poison myself
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Promises, promises
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I hate people because they are incredibly annoying.
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Ever looked into a mirror?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Hi, I'm LaserBreak and I'm HATE-IER THAN THOU! -
01-06-2019, 01:49 AM
Friend,
I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation.
Your whole life is ahead of you. Two roads beckon, one of them keeps you circling in your current rut, in an lifelong hateful war with you outnumbered 7,000,000,000 to 1.
The other road leads to marital bliss with this:
Well, with more radioactive tumors, but that just makes them curvier.
Okay, I might be exaggerating, I guess they look more like this:
But still, the same amazing sense of rhythm.
Also the other options involving white girls and Arabs.
Jesus wants to save you from your life of isolation, hatred and onanism (you think sex is dirty? Having no woman to clean up for you is dirtier!)
Leave the rut, my friend! Choose the road of Jesus, my friend!
Also at stake is the choice between eternal bliss and eternal burning in hell, though I know that's a bit abstract so we'll have to get that bit later.
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