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Default False Christians deny God's omnipotence. - 08-01-2015, 01:53 PM

It's one thing to speak out against anti-Christian persecution and to defend God's teachings against faggotry, but when doing so, be sure not be a cherry-picking false Christian who denies the rest of Scripture.

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The Odgaards began God's Original Design Ministry as a 501(c)3 organization, meaning it's exempt from taxes. The ministry aims to defend "traditional" marriage and plans to place 1,000 similar signs across the nation.

The first billboard, which is 14 feet by 48 feet, went up recently in Durant, Okla. It quotes God as saying marriage is between one man and one woman.
That's not all that it quotes God as saying. What's wrong with this picture?

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The billboard turns the following Scripture on its head:

[Matthew 19:26 KJV] 26 But Jesus beheld [them], and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.

As you will see if you read the comments (or have a pastor or True Christian™ male head of household read them for you), the billboard is already prompting Christ-hating sodomaniacs to mock God even more than they do normally:
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I'm laughing my [un-Christian word for a body part] off on this! So these religious freaks are saying that their God is totally helpless? Well, non existent beings really don't have any power.
With "Christians" like the Odgaards, who needs out-of-the-broom-closet satanists?


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Halo Re: False Christians deny God's omnipotence. - 08-02-2015, 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
It's one thing to speak out against anti-Christian persecution and to defend God's teachings against faggotry, but when doing so, be sure not be a cherry-picking false Christian who denies the rest of Scripture.

Sodomite "news" source: please rebuke the homogay devils before clicking:That's not all that it quotes God as saying. What's wrong with this picture?

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The billboard turns the following Scripture on its head:

[Matthew 19:26 KJV] 26 But Jesus beheld [them], and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.

As you will see if you read the comments (or have a pastor or True Christian™ male head of household read them for you), the billboard is already prompting Christ-hating sodomaniacs to mock God even more than they do normally:With "Christians" like the Odgaards, who needs out-of-the-broom-closet satanists?
Don't those false Christians remember the Divine trouncing of Sodom & Gomorrah? Don't they remember how Jesus released a legion of oversexed, virulent monkeys tainted with the aids to sow havoc into the writhing, sweaty homer population?? Don't they joyously anticipate the day Jesus will blot all fudge packers (and other assorted human trash) from the face of the earth and drop them into hell? God has, can and will continue to destroy people without our help, which is not to say that I wouldn't throw a nail-bomb into the midst of a fag wedding if He asked me to, not because He needs me to, but because He wants me to.
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Default Re: False Christians deny God's omnipotence. - 08-04-2015, 12:27 AM

People (false Christians and atheists alike) are stupid more often than not. They'll read the Bible stories about Jesus walking on water, feeding five thousand people, and rising from the dead... and then say "yeah, but could God make a rock so heavy he couldn't lift it?"


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