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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-08-2010, 01:03 PM

Have you seen the news the last couple of days?

They are pretending to cover the phony leak with a phony "cap" gizmo. Our Christian Media Analysis Group has concluded that the gizmo, made to look huge, is really only eight inches wide. You can find the same thing at Toys R Us.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-08-2010, 01:33 PM

If it really is a oil slick why not make diapers out of those sham wow magic shammy things I see on TV. Put one on the members of the liebral media and all the dummycrats and drop them in the middle of the slick. The diapers will soak up the oil and sink from the added weight, taking the person wearing it to the bottom of the ocean. We get rid of the oil and the person wearing it
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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-09-2010, 12:58 AM

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How much do they cost and where can I buy one? I'm interested in buying one, also the idea putting on a lot of Christian bumper stickers gets me excited.
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I don't know what is the EPA gas mileage rating, but I'm sure it's good. Remember, carbon dioxide is inhaled by plants, so by producing more CO2 you are helping to save the rain forest. Aside from saving the rain forest, you'll be protecting your 2nd amendment rights.


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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-09-2010, 02:04 AM

Now I'm convinced that the whole thing is a liberal hoax. Look at this video; they're trying to convince us to throw hair into the ocean! Where's the profit in that?



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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-10-2010, 12:54 AM

Another part of the lieberal technique is to pretend that once there is an oil problem, there is no solution.

You can see them playing out this phony game as we speak. The press is portraying the efforts as one failure after another. The box-over-the-break idea didn't work.

Now, you will see them "trying" some other techniques. You can bet they will be made to look like "failures" as well.


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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-10-2010, 01:13 AM

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Now I'm convinced that the whole thing is a liberal hoax. Look at this video; they're trying to convince us to throw hair into the ocean! Where's the profit in that?

Wait a minute Rev ... maybe they're onto something here. Round up all the millions of dogs, puppies, cats and kittens that are just waiting to be euthanized in overcrowded animal shelters and put them to good use sopping up the alleged oil spill. We could kill two stones with one bird.

Free Market Fred could buy them from the shelters for cheap, bag them up in burlap sacks and sell them to the Coast Guard/EPA or BP at ten times what he paid for them. Good ol' American free market ingenuity and an opportunity to turn lemons into lemonade and make a few Million too.

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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-10-2010, 01:18 AM

Until I see 89 octane unleaded show up in my shrimp scampi, I'm not believing that it happened!!
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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-10-2010, 01:18 AM

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Now I'm convinced that the whole thing is a liberal hoax. Look at this video; they're trying to convince us to throw hair into the ocean! Where's the profit in that?
So we're all supposed to prove how green we are by shaving our heads? Is that the idea?

And why do they always go after the kids. I am sick and tired of these liebral bastards always trying to manipulate my kids. Even though they're home schooled, we go to the zoo and they're talking about evolution, we go to the aquarium and they're talking about pollution. Always trying to indoctrinate my children into their way of thinking. I've noticed that the kids that go to public school can't read nor write properly, but they sure know all the liebral green propaganda, so you can see where your education dollar is going.


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Default Re: Oil Spill Story a Hoax - 05-13-2010, 07:00 AM

Some good news folks:

Poll: Ten Percent of Americans Believe Environmentalists Intentionally Caused Oil Spill

And 20% of those polled say the disaster has increased their belief in drill-baby-drill. I know that some of you may be disappointed to learn that only 10% of Americans understand the Truth as spoken by Brother Rush, but don't let these numbers fool you. People are rightly suspicious of opinion polls and census workers, since the census is how Big Government plans to install a New World Order that will take away your guns and SUVs and force everyone into gay marriages. So actually, I'm sure that the 90% of Americans whose vote will be counted in 2012 (after the Diebold "glitch") know that environmental terrorists blew up the oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico because they want to force Americans to ride bicycles and use homo solar power.

Brother Rush and Sarah Palin are helping to get out the message: Plants breathe carbon dioxide so the more the better. And making the world warmer is good - New York City will be another Hawaii. So do your part for society (and your children) by burning more fossil fuels.


New York in 2100: "Thank you, Brother Rush, for making a better world."


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