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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 04-09-2012, 03:14 AM

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Wow if you guys are so into child prostitution then why not purchase me while you are at it for "marriage" I don't cost cheap since I'm first class material with my virginity intact, so unless any of you want me to "kill a baby every month" try buying me ^^ I start the auction at $10 + one joke to make me happy. I'm sure that my dad won't mind, I can easily manipulate him +_+
15 year old virgin? You run faster than your brothers?

Yeah, nice try, Mr. FBI Agent.



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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 04-09-2012, 12:38 PM

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15 year old virgin? You run faster than your brothers?

Yeah, nice try, Mr. FBI Agent.
My suspicions exactly, the poor grammar and spelling gave it away.


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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 04-10-2012, 07:41 PM

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I didn't say you were a lesbian. I said you had the "right" to be a lesbian. You do, don't you, in your God-forsaken back country? Here a woman can do all kinds of disgusting things with other women, but at least most of the nation recognize it isn't actual "love," and certainly not worthy of "marriage" status.
So you admit that LOVE is essential in a marriage? hmm well then.but you are calling her a lesbian. apparently with gamergoddess the INTELLIGENT one for being a girl with a BOYFRIEND that automatically makes her a lesbian.

Naomi's marriage is illegal anyway. Didymus much you should stop trying to take their side. its clear that they hate you and ur not gonna get any green points.
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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 04-10-2012, 07:44 PM

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Please stop being an Spelling check/Grammer Nazi bitch
Grammar

And I'm not a Nazi or a bitch, Noah is a Godly man's name

All the best


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Leave me alone or go to hell
Your choice
You do realize, I hope, you don't actually have to be here. If you want to be left alone...

go away.

And by the way, I won't go to Hell. That is a promise from my Savior.

And I give unto them [that's ME!] eternal life; and they [me again!] shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them [her, Mary Etheldreda] out of my hand.
My Father, which gave them [ME!!] me, is greater than all; and no man is able to pluck them [Mary again!] out of my Father's hand.
John 10:28-29


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 04-10-2012, 08:22 PM

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...Didymus much you should stop trying to take their side...
You still don't get it. I am not taking their side.

I am against dishonesty. These people are the only Christians I've ever found that take the Bible, read it as it is written, and follow it completely. They don't gloss over and ignore the parts that seem (to our eyes) racist, homophobic, misogynistic, xenophobic, and downright barbaric.

They accept that the Bible itself says that the words contained therein are ETERNAL and unchanging. The Catholics keep changing their "interpretation" and now accept evolution (even if it directly contradicts Genesis). Others (like the Lutherans and Anglicans) accept homosexuals and lesbians as members of their churches in direct violation of Deuteronomy and Leviticus. The United Church of Canada (in which I was raised) even has women preaching, where the Bible clearly states that women are to be SILENT in church.

If those "faith traditions" (I'll not glorify them with the term "churches") cannot follow the Book, how can they even call themselves Christians?

If I live in a garage, does that make me a motorcycle?

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Not one of the True Christians™ has ever said that they hate me. They may disapprove of my beliefs (and I theirs), but so long as I do not misrepresent the contents and teachings of the Bible, they've told me I'm more than welcome to stay. I don't expect any invitations to the Church barbeques, though.

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Sorry to disappoint you, Mr. Psychic, but I've gotten thousands of green points in my stay here, it's just the reds outnumber them.

Any other preconceptions (that's a polite word for prejudice) I can disabuse you of?



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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 04-10-2012, 08:35 PM

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Naomi's marriage is illegal anyway.
Why do you think this? Her parents consented.


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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 04-11-2012, 05:30 AM

For all the not Landover people who keep saying mean stuff about Aaron marrying me, I wish you would just stop talking about it. It makes Aaron really mad, and I just want him to not be mad, OK?

Thanks,

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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 04-11-2012, 05:40 AM

It's OK Mrs. Portway, just ignore all the strangers here and trust in your husband and the LBC community.
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im very sorry about your marriage Naomi. if he strikes you then dont hesitate to report him as an abusive husband. i mean he already probably raped you. im so sorry. i was thinking of you on the saturday of your wedding, i couldnt help but feel bad.
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im very sorry about your marriage Naomi. if he strikes you then dont hesitate to report him as an abusive husband. i mean he already probably raped you. im so sorry. i was thinking of you on the saturday of your wedding, i couldnt help but feel bad.
Why would you come here and say such a mean thing? Captain Portway is a True Christian™ man and therefor a very decent husband. (Ephesians 5:23) Naomi consented to be his wife so rape isn't even an option.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 04-11-2012, 07:16 PM

She is right Vocaltoad! her marriage is justified by god! her parents consented. PRAISE THE LORD! THESE TWO ARE BLESSED BY GOD AND SHALL SIT NEAR HIS RIGHT HAND FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!

so get it through your retarded yellow skinned, monkey shaped, head that she is married to a TRUE CHRISTIAN and not a satanist such as yourself

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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 04-11-2012, 07:38 PM

If you cared so much about the Lord maybe you could capitalise His name.

YIC


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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 04-14-2012, 12:27 AM

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Why don't you read the whole thread, so that you can see no laws have been broken, instead of wasting our law enforcer's valuable time?

Remember, these people are True Christians, who follow the WHOLE Bible, including the parts that say they MUST follow secular laws.

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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 04-14-2012, 12:41 AM

sometimes following some book isn't the right thing, and there is a law against it, please read
Code Section
595.2

or

http://marriage.uslegal.com/age-requirements/iowa/

which states


Minimum Legal Age with Parental Consent
Male: 16; Female: 16
Minimum Legal Age Without Parental Consent
Male: 18; Female:18


since this girl is at the age of 14 it is against the law in the US. please learn the laws in the country you live in, it will help you
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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 04-14-2012, 12:56 AM

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...since this girl is at the age of 14 it is against the law in the US. please learn the laws in the country you live in, it will help you
You couldn't read the whole thread, like I asked you to; in fact, you didn't even read the FIRST page, or you would have seen this:

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...New Hampshire has marriage laws that are more in line with the Word of God, in that the lower limit for the age of young ladies is thirteen as long as there is consent of the parents of the minor female.
Btw, I don't live in the USA. Stop making assumptions.

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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 04-14-2012, 01:04 AM

let the CIA decide what going to happend from here on
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let the CIA decide what going to happend from here on
Hello again, clueless.

'The National Security Act of 1947 established the CIA, affording it "no police or law enforcement functions, either at home or abroad".'

-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA

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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 04-14-2012, 01:15 AM

sure. then it's a good thing it got reported to the FBI aswell.
if not CIA, then let FBI take care of it, or iam sure theyll make sure someone will
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