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Default Re: Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Nigress Pilot - 02-12-2013, 02:02 AM

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I'm trying to get you to understand that you aren't as smart as you think you are because until you do, you're not going to humble yourself to Jesus.


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Default Re: Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Nigress Pilot - 02-12-2013, 02:12 AM

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...This one has clearly stated that "olde English is too hard"
It's NOT Old English (it's not even Middle English, for crying out loud).

But, hey, some guy on Yahoo! Answers said it was, so that's that.

Oh, right, I don't exist (I keep forgetting). Never mind then. ( <---- more sarcasm)


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Default Re: Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Nigress Pilot - 02-12-2013, 02:23 AM

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It's NOT Old English (it's not even Middle English, for crying out loud).
Sorry, I was being sarcastic about that. Yes, I know it isn't "olde English" some on here post the Elizabethan English version, but if they can't handle the Authorized Cambridge Version, I believe one thought the 1611 version was "pig latin".

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But, hey, some guy on Yahoo! Answers said it was, so that's that.
Once again, they'll believe anything they WANT to believe. Therefore, our pastors, who have studied the Bible all their lives, know nothing compared to someone off of Yahoo! Answers.

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Default Re: Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Nigress Pilot - 02-12-2013, 12:53 PM

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Well good thing I can't acquire a job then
You really can't get a job when your my age
Unless you want to flip burgers
Is "flip burgers" whore speak for extra marital affairs? I refuse to go to that filthy urban dictionary to look it up and confirm my suspicions, but I'm sure a harlot like you is doing that and more and justifies the filthy activity by saying I'm only "working" my way through night school in hopes of finally earning that ever elusive GED. Well, on the one hand I pity you for stooping so low, but on the other hand, at least you do have a job. I assume that you try to self medicate with alcohol every chance you get and much of your meager pay is is spent in such endeavors. This in turn has damaged way too many cells in what passed for a brain in that ginormous airhead of yours, and that's why you believe negra women can fly. It's not your fault really as I'm sure that 90% of people full frontal lobe lobotomies were more intelligent than you even before your drinking problem. I hope you feel better soon.
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Default Re: Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Nigress Pilot - 02-13-2013, 04:59 AM

Why is it that this half-witted teenaged foreigner keeps babbling on and on about the nigress in this story? Another race traitor?


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Default Re: Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Nigress Pilot - 02-15-2013, 04:02 PM

They make airplanes with spinner rims and thumper sound systems?
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Default Re: Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Nigress Pilot - 02-25-2013, 11:52 AM

The black man is inferior. Anyone who ever read Darwin will know that is an undeniable fact.
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Default Re: Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Nigress Pilot - 02-25-2013, 12:13 PM

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They make airplanes with spinner rims and thumper sound systems?
If the negroes had their way, every fine Christian airplane would be defiled by such monstrosities.
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The black man is inferior. Anyone who ever read Darwin will know that is an undeniable fact.
Racism will not be tolerated here, sister!

Darkies are not inferior (except intellectually); have you seen them run? No white man can run that fast.

God punished them because of voyeristic behaviour to be the servants of God's servants (Christians).

Your secular hatred shines through in your baseless racism.

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Default Re: Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Nigress Pilot - 02-25-2013, 12:21 PM

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Racism will not be tolerated here, sister!

Darkies are not inferior (except intellectually); have you seen them run? No white man can run that fast.

God punished them because of voyeristic behaviour to be the servants of God's servants (Christians).

Your secular hatred shines through in your baseless racism.

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Brother, I apologise for not being clear enough. The negro is indeed intellectually inferior, though not in the physical sense.

Amen.
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