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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
I have been helping to rally and organize the people for peaceful protests and rock throwing at the racist police. All of these activities are the fault of President Donald Trump because he is a racist.
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Dear Mr. Rastafari: I do thank you for your warning, and I wish to advise you that I have forwarded your notice of illegal, violent intentions to our much-beloved Brother Mayor Hold. I have every confidence that our Mayor will use his "connections" to put a prompt halt to this! Besides, you do know that this sort of unlawful activity could expose you to the dreaded Chinese Kung Flu, don't you?