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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-22-2020, 07:33 PM
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This is the sort of thing to break the knots on the most costly string of pearls. The idea that Almighty God needed to wait until mankind invented social media platforms before He could communicate His Will with His creation is ridiculous.
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Everything the Demoncrats do to shake our faith in Him turns to dust. I found another example from April 2019, which reads:
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You should not vaccinate your children unless you are absolutely sure you want them to live.
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Now would God - who was Himself a Father and understands the trials of parenthood - send out a mixed message like that?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-06-2020, 03:48 PM
This is what I'm angry about today. The Trump people had a great idea. Put out the word that everyone with a boat meet at a lake in Texas and put on a show. There would be a lake full of Trump banners--a terrific photograph.
But, sick liberals had to put their mark on the event. They sunk several of the boats. So, today the story is about boats sinking, not the great photographs that resulted.
And, who is investigating the sinking of boats? No one, that's who. Every boat that sank has evidence, who drilled the hole, when did they do it? Let's find out and expose the criminals.
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/0...-parade-409332
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-06-2020, 07:59 PM
I am offended at hearing rumors that people are saying that Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfred* are racist against white women. It seems to me that these two powerful women would be racist against orientals and messicans as well.
M.O. = W.O. upside down. Is there some significance to this?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-08-2020, 04:23 AM
Why is the BBC still talking about Brexit negotiations? Didn't that happen, like, three years ago? And now they're backing out of agreements already made?
When did the once mighty empire turned into a bunch of spoiled kids changing their minds every five minutes?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-13-2020, 08:57 PM
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I found some highly offensive material on Lars' laptop. Though I strive to maintain his memory, thinking of him in the bosom of Christ, I learned some things I can't un-see. It seems Lars really liked fat chicks.
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Chicken, duck, turkey, or other bird?
In general, fat chicks tend to grow into large fat birds, which means more food for the dinner table.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-13-2020, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Chicken, duck, turkey, or other bird?
In general, fat chicks tend to grow into large fat birds, which means more food for the dinner table.
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Originally Posted by DominiqueDomgaard
There was something involving grannies too. (Sorry Mrs. White. )
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Oh, so then, stewing hens were involved, too? Is that correct, dear Miss Domgaard?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-14-2020, 03:34 AM
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There was a lot of stewing in one's own juices, Mrs. White.
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That is the best way to roast a bird, indeed. Obviously, with loads of garlic, hot pepper (carolina reapers are one of the best these days, although I do prefer the rocoto pepper flavor), salt, and some cumin. Cover with foil and let it "stew in its own juices" (to use your words) at 350 F.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-15-2020, 04:22 AM
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Oh, so then, stewing hens were involved, too? Is that correct, dear Miss Domgaard?
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I thought grannies were apples. But, since I'm not a woman, I don't know much about food and other women's work.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-15-2020, 06:54 AM
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That is the best way to roast a bird, indeed. Obviously, with loads of garlic, hot pepper (carolina reapers are one of the best these days, although I do prefer the rocoto pepper flavor), salt, and some cumin. Cover with foil and let it "stew in its own juices" (to use your words) at 350 F.
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Cumin always makes things taste like they were dropped on the floor. Garlic leaves you sweating at 2am breathing fumes and chili peppers don't even ask about them. For something an American could eat, order delivery.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-21-2020, 01:16 PM
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Women who say, "I wish I was in you" as a cute pick up line to men. What's with women trying to pretend they have male genitals to add kick to their game? Do they realize how unattractive that is?
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That is a strange expression indeed. I've never heard it, but then again, I try to avoid any interactions with individuals belonging to the lowest social strata.
I am offended by those who call Lindsey Graham a hypocrite. Changing your opinion just because different party is in power is not hypocrisy, it's just good politics.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-28-2020, 12:44 AM
I am profoundly offended by FAKE NEWS claiming our Godly President hasn't been paying taxes for the past two decades.
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/...ump-taxes.html
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-28-2020, 12:55 AM
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Oh, I couldn't agree with you more, dear Sister Basilissa. I couldn't agree more! Where on Earth did that New York -Times get that fake information, anyway? How long did it take for them to cobble a bunch of fake photos and papers together, in a foolish attempt to make this sound legitimate? Why, any teenager in this day and age could fabricate any number of fake documents on his or her computer. That Photoshopping gadget is very convincing, I must say.
Our poor, poor President Trump -- always the target of these hateful people. They have nothing better to do than to concoct silly stories, in their desperate attempt to make him lose the Presidency -- and, after all that he has done to make great again. Well, they are barking up the wrong tree, even if they don't care to accept the truth for what it is!
Deuteronomy 20:4 "For the Lord your God is he that goeth with you, to fight for you against your enemies, to save you."
Now, then, here's an example of a phony "document". Have you ever seen anything so pathetic in your entire life, Dear?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-28-2020, 01:04 AM
I have a feeling that DumboniBaDoomed hoped I would be offended by the reputation she left for me consisting of nothing but vulgarities but luckily my husband saw it first and saved me from the sight of such words. I shall pray for her and her Doomed soul.
But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you; Matthew 5:44
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-30-2020, 03:46 PM
I'm offended by the liberal media.
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The clearest loser from the first presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden was America. The 90-minute encounter went so badly that on cable news afterwards the talk turned instantly to whether the second and third debates planned before election day could go ahead — although the Biden campaign was quick to insist he will turn up for them too. In fact, last night was not a debate in any meaningful sense. It was an ill-tempered and at times incomprehensible squabble between two angry septuagenarians who palpably loathe each other.
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The nerve!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-08-2020, 02:05 AM
I'm offended when Vice-President Pence is being dominated by two females on national tv.
I have a hunch he doesn't like it, either. But he's such a gentle man, he cannot even hurt a fly.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-10-2020, 09:00 PM
Catholics, Pentecostals, Freethinkers and all other non-Protestants
Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-10-2020, 09:37 PM
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But he's such a gentle man, he cannot even hurt a fly.
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That's what worries me about the Vice-President, Sister. There should be no shame in asking for assertiveness training, just in case (Heaven forbid ) he should ever find himself temporarily in charge.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-18-2020, 07:01 PM
Currently I'm most offended by the whole upcoming election!
Specifically the damned Democrats. America has gone in a whole new direction under President Trump... taxes have been cut, many wonderful new conservative judges have been appointed, China, North Korea and Russia have been humiliated time and time again, God's virus has delivered divine justice, and the stock market is booming. The Demo(n)crats have no way of countering that track record and even they know it, and they have no real policies of their own to run on (let alone a functional candidate), so they're resorting to their old tricks and waging this pathetic mudslinging campaign against the most hard-working president this nation has had for about 30 years.
And the media is doing everything in their power to control public opinion with their "polls". "Trump to lose in a landslide!" Just like he did four years ago, huh? What a joke. But at least one thing has never changed: the Democratic primaries were an unbelievable freak-show as always. The candidates were an old senile socialist Roman Catholic pedophile, an old but maybe not quite yet senile Jewish Communist revolutionary, an anti-gun Jew from Sin City, a corrupt 12-year-old gay mayor, a negro woman socialist, and a white woman socialist who claimed to be an Indian! And the old senile socialist Roman Catholic pedophile won by cheating the nomination for himself! I'd be lying if I said I wasn't slightly entertained watching that mess unfold, but I was more outraged than anything. This is anything but the America our ancestors fought for.
If they manage to rig the election, I'm standing by the lawful President! No more Catholics for the White House! When has that ever ended in anything but disaster?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-18-2020, 08:10 PM
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No more Catholics for the White House! When has that ever ended in anything but disaster?
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You make a good point there, although some might argue that what was a disaster for the Pope-worshiping Irishman was a blessing for the country. Of course, should Biden somehow manage to sleepwalk into the Oval Office and meet a similar fate, the consequences would be dire! "President Kamala"?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-18-2020, 10:40 PM
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You make a good point there, although some might argue that what was a disaster for the Pope-worshiping Irishman was a blessing for the country.
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And I argue that the Irish lecher's entire presidency was one big disaster from start to finish, and that he was hands-down the most overrated president ever. A clown in foreign policy, started some socialist programs. And his final disaster of course gave us LBJ who built on those socialist programs even more enthusiastically and gave us hippies and other welfare bums instead of fully concentrating on the oriental war effort.
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"President Kamala"?
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Oh, dear Lord. I almost forgot all about Kamala (can you blame me?). In the (exceedingly unlikely) event that the lawful President were to be unable to defeat the incoming coup attempt, I would gladly take a full four years of the Popist any day over that pot-smoking half-negress-half-gypsy 50-year-old valley girl. Even her father is openly ashamed of her.
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