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Jesus Re: Greetings! - 09-18-2019, 12:43 AM

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That's alright for me! As long as I'm happy, I'm content! I'd rather live happily as who I am then submit to a life of service to someone I could never love.

I'm a minor, I've never had any physical sexual encounters with anyone, so that pretty much goes right over my head.
So you are not a real lezbian queerbait. Until you eat the fish, you are still a steak and potatoes person.
I do not care what you do for work, though digging for coal is honest labor. If you had a husband, you could cook, clean and submit to him all while providing God with Christian Soldiers©.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Greetings! - 09-18-2019, 01:37 AM

Greetings Fritzy! I am Trevor McGregor, lately returned from my home which is Jamaica and here in Babylon to further my education. It is a great pleasure to make your acquaintance.


Jah, who is the everliving king of the universe, has forbidden the type of sexual union you seem interested in and these good Baptist people who are white people are bound to be agitated over your revelations. I myself do not like to concern myself with the short comings and failings in others and I am happy to also let you know that I have enjoyed some success in helping lost white girls to find their way.


I am a very handsome Black man who is in training to become a physician and I have an impressive mouth full of white shiny teeth. I am on the cusp of fashion with my dreadlocks which have not been cut since I was four years old. I bathe every day and I wash my dreads weekly (usually). White girls find me very attractive and I would happily offer my attentions to your needs.


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Default Re: Greetings! - 09-18-2019, 10:22 AM

It's nice to meet you, Trevor! Thanks for the offer, but I'll have to decline. :') Thank you for your kindness, though! It's very nice to meet another kind soul here.
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Default Re: Greetings! - 09-18-2019, 01:04 PM

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Greetings Fritzy! I am Trevor McGregor, lately returned from my home which is Jamaica and here in Babylon to further my education. It is a great pleasure to make your acquaintance.


Jah, who is the everliving king of the universe, has forbidden the type of sexual union you seem interested in and these good Baptist people who are white people are bound to be agitated over your revelations. I myself do not like to concern myself with the short comings and failings in others and I am happy to also let you know that I have enjoyed some success in helping lost white girls to find their way.


I am a very handsome Black man who is in training to become a physician and I have an impressive mouth full of white shiny teeth. I am on the cusp of fashion with my dreadlocks which have not been cut since I was four years old. I bathe every day and I wash my dreads weekly (usually). White girls find me very attractive and I would happily offer my attentions to your needs.


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Trevor,


This is a Christian forum..not some sort of tinder substitute for desperate darkies. At the age of 41 you should know better.


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Jesus Re: Greetings! - 09-18-2019, 03:06 PM

Glory, Glory:

I have many soon to be ex-lesbians in my circle; they think I am Uber cool since I am Uber straight and yet I give them fashion tips along with sharing the Gospel of Christ’s Salvation®. I am adding your names to my prayer list and I hope they will all be added to the Lamb’s Book of Life if you don’t die and go to Hell first.

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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Jesus' eternal love Re: Greetings! - 09-18-2019, 06:14 PM

I appreciate your concern, but I'm quite happy the way I am. Thank you for your prayers though! I appreciate the consideration!
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Default Re: Greetings! - 09-18-2019, 06:22 PM

Thank you for your friendship request which I am very happy to grant but it is only fair to warn you that many of my friends are eventually banned.

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Default Re: Greetings! - 09-19-2019, 01:44 AM

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I appreciate your concern, but I'm quite happy the way I am. Thank you for your prayers though! I appreciate the consideration!

Since you didn't have the courtesy to address me by name, I can only assume this lie was meant for me.


Why do I call it a lie? There is no happiness outside of a relationship with the LORD. (Psalm 34) (Proverbs 16:20)


I adore my work with the equine population. It brings me joy when I do what I do to the mouths of my clients. But even with all that oral satisfaction, I am NOTHING - repeat: NOTHING - without Jesus Christ and His Gift of Salvation ®.


You see, Glory, that old serpent, the devil, likes to convince those who are outside of the protection of the LORD that everything is ok. That's why you feel this faux happiness. Lying old lucifer wants you to think this life is one big party and at the end of it, you'll just stop partying. Well, to hell with you, lucifer.


The True Christian™ knows that life really only begins once we leave this earthly realm and we find ourselves with GOD. (2 Corinthians 5:8) He didn't make Himself a man and come to live among us just to leave us hanging on the cross (no pun intended). No, He came to give us life ETERNAL if we but trust in Him.


Regardless of what you think, Fritz, my friend, you are a disgusting sinner on the pathway to perdition at this moment. Jesus promised a soon return over 2000 years ago. He will come quickly! How do I know? The Bible tells me so. (Revelation 22:12)


You will remain on my prayer list, dear. God answers prayer (1 John 5:14) (Ephesians 6:18) (2 Chronicles 7:14)


Once the LORD has you on His Mind, you never leave it, and I am determined to have you on His Mind every day. May as well give your heart and life to Him. If you need help with prayer, ask any of the senior members/pastors here for assistance.


In fact, Sister Mary Etheldreda has a lovely sinners prayer I am sure she would share with you. I look forward to your new life as you cast off your menstrual smell.


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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Default Re: Greetings! - 09-19-2019, 11:47 AM

Oh, I'm sorry I didn't address you by name, Brother Larry! That was a mistake on my part, I apologize.

And genuinely? Thank you! You truly have what you believe is best for me in mind, and I really appreciate that! Could you please quote the prayer? I'll look into it, if you'd like!
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Jesus' eternal love Re: Greetings! - 09-22-2019, 07:27 PM

I'm currently bored and at a loss for inspiration, so per my whims I've decided to show off some of my artwork here! :'D

I use the newest I Pad Pro, the 2nd generator Apple Pen(cil) and Paintstorm as my art program.


<<<violent imagery removed by moderator>>>

Comments are appreciated!!! <3 Also feel free to just come chat. Like I said, SUPER BORED.

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Dear Miss Bored Ditzy: Might I suggest that you do something productive with your time, such as spending time with this: .

I'll give you a bit of a head-start on your reading assignment. Kindly take note of the importance of the following verse, and see how it applies to your wasted life:

Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

It is my prayer that you will accept the Grace and Salvation of our , , and forsake your sinful activities before it it is too late.

Acts 22:16 "And now why tarriest thou? arise, and be baptized, and wash away thy sins, calling on the name of the Lord."

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Default Re: Greetings! - 09-22-2019, 07:57 PM

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Might I suggest that you do something productive with your time, such as spending time with this:
Honestly, I'd love to take up the offer, some quotes from the bible are very mystical and inspiring, but I don't own a copy of the KJV bible.




And also... violent imagery..? What drawing did I send that was violent? Genuinely confused here.
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Honestly, I'd love to take up the offer, some quotes from the bible are very mystical and inspiring, but I don't own a copy of the KJV bible.

And also... violent imagery..? What drawing did I send that was violent? Genuinely confused here.
Dear Ditzy: I am sure that you do not own a copy of the , just as I am sure that you own almost any toy and electronic gadget that you can get your hands on. And since you are so good at using your new tablet thingy, you will find it to be most useful in studying an ONLINE version of , which I am most happy to provide for you here:

https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/

As for your comment about violent imagery, that "imagery" will, most assuredly, become a reality if you do not repent of your abominable sins!

Luke 13:3 "I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish."

Young one, if I were you, I would "get cracking" and search out that site that I've provided for your benefit. There is no excuse now! Repent and be saved! Turn, or burn!

Sincerely, Isabella W.




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Default Re: Greetings! - 09-22-2019, 08:04 PM

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Honestly, I'd love to take up the offer, some quotes from the bible are very mystical and inspiring, but I don't own a copy of the KJV bible.
In this case, I have some excellent news for you!

You don't have to own a physical copy of the Bible - you can read it online FOR FREE!!!

Here is the link:

https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/

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And also... violent imagery..? What drawing did I send that was violent? Genuinely confused here.
I felt violated by these images because there was no God's Message in them. Happy now?
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Default Re: Greetings! - 09-22-2019, 08:06 PM

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which I am most happy to provide for you here:
Thank you, actually, it's not often you can find books (or anything) for free on the internet. A shame, as libraries are a dying breed...


But the 'violent imagery' I was referring to was some pieces of art I've made. And I'm 100% certain that none of them were violent in any way whatsoever. I'm just confused as to why they were removed...
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Comments are appreciated!!!
Okay, I'll comment. My children all know that if they say they are bored, they will be told they are not bored, they are boring.

Sister Isabella ("Mrs White" to you) has given you excellent advice. And as you evidently - some might say unfortunately - have an internet connection, you could use a search engine and look for an online version of the Bible (King James Version, 1611).

Sister Basilissa has provided you with a link, though I was not going to do that because finding it for yourself would have give you something useful to do. Proverbs 13:4: The soul of the sluggard desireth, and hath nothing: but the soul of the diligent shall be made fat.


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Default Re: Greetings! - 09-22-2019, 08:11 PM

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I felt violated by these images because there was no God's Message in them. Happy now?
That's a stretch and a half for a reason to remove the art, especially considering this isn't a thread specifically geared towards religious art, but rather my introductory, but I suppose that's a valid reason.
Also, there are ways of dealing with things that you're uncomfortable with other than getting rid of them outright.... it's quite rude as my art in of itself is a huge part of who I am.


Would that mean art such as this would count as appropriate for the forum?


<<<something really ugly that can hurt eyes removed by moderator>>>



This is an old rendition I did of an interpretation of the Whore of Babylon, Eve.

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That's a stretch and a half for a reason to remove the art, especially considering this isn't a thread specifically geared towards religious art, but rather my introductory, but I suppose that's a valid reason.
Also, there are ways of dealing with things that you're uncomfortable with other than getting rid of them outright.... it's quite rude as my art in of itself is a huge part of who I am. Would that mean art such as this would count as appropriate for the forum?
Art?! Miss Ditzy, please. Just because you call yourself an artist does not mean that you are, in fact, an artist. I'll be surprised if that obscene image that you call "Eve" will survive on this blessed site for more than two seconds. If it's true art that you're wishing to appreciate, then may I suggest that you study this, very carefully:

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Default Re: Greetings! - 09-22-2019, 08:17 PM

CORRECTION, ACTUALLY--

The piece is merely called 'Whore of Babylon', although the subject is of Eve I suppose. I think it's TBOI fan art, but still religious.
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Default Re: Greetings! - 09-22-2019, 08:23 PM

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I do quite enjoy medieval paintings such as this! Although I'm more of a fan of larger cathedral works like those made by Michaelangelo, I.E the Sistine Chapel and tinted glass windows. Overall though, from the time period, I much prefer art inspired by the infliction of Y. pestis on Europe. Big fan of those plague doctors!
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