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Default Bombadon Holiday? - 09-23-2006, 05:05 PM

I guess it's some kind of Mooslum holiday that lasts a month. I'm just wondering if our president/savior might want stop this very unsavory holiday.


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Default 09-23-2006, 05:10 PM

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I guess it's some kind of Mooslum holiday that lasts a month. I'm just wondering if our president/savior might want stop this very unsavory holiday.
This is the MOOSLUM holiday during which they stop eating camel poop for a month and eat Christian babies instead. Every MOOSLUM is required to slaughter at least one Christian before they can make the Haj to Mecca to pray to their false moonhowler prophet. GODLY President Bush has other plans for them this time, I hope.


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This is the MOOSLUM holiday during which they stop eating camel poop for a month and eat Christian babies instead. Every MOOSLUM is required to slaughter at least one Christian before they can make the Haj to Mecca to pray to their false moonhowler prophet. GODLY President Bush has other plans for them this time, I hope.
Ramadan is a good example of religious stupidity. They are forbidden to eat at day-light for a month.

It's probably because Muhammad had to loose some weight and got so angry on his diet he wrote it down in his little book.

If I'm not wrong camel Poopie is indeed a specialty in Arab countries. It's baked on fire, of course.

And they don't kill Christian Children. they kill themselves while throwing stones in that black cube.


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Ramadan is a good example of religious stupidity. They are forbidden to eat at day-light for a month.

It's probably because Muhammad had to loose some weight and got so angry on his diet he wrote it down in his little book.

If I'm not wrong camel Poopie is indeed a specialty in Arab countries. It's baked on fire, of course.

And they don't kill Christian Children. they kill themselves while throwing stones in that black cube.
Everything about FALSE religions is stupid. Son, I notice that your signature is becoming bolder and bolder. I hate to disabuse you of something you must feel strongly about, but everyone is NOT equal. Or, to phrase it properly like George Orwell, some are more equal than others.


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Everything about FALSE religions is stupid. Son, I notice that your signature is becoming bolder and bolder. I hate to disabuse you of something you must feel strongly about, but everyone is NOT equal. Or, to phrase it properly like George Orwell, some are more equal than others.
Are you saying True Christians are pigs?


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Are you saying True Christians are pigs?
Not at all! I was merely using a politically correct terminology.


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Are you saying True Christians are pigs?
No, I'm saying that Germans are pigs. Lying kraut bastards every one. If you scum had any integrity at all, you'd have apologized to the world by committing mass suicide.


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