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Default Re: The Gospels are Eye Witness Testimony - 11-03-2015, 12:47 PM

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Good grief, are you comparing Moses to SANTA???



One is a documented historical figure who met the Creator of the UNIVERSE, and one is a fat guy in a felt suit who breaks into houses.



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Do you not know that evil doers like you, who deny Santa and elves, will.be eaten, regurgitated and then eaten and regurgitated over and over again by fire breathing reindeers with teeth like devil sharks. This will go on for a billion years and is the fate of all all anti-santa evil doers.You will wail and gnash at Mes Claus to be delivered from this torment and w
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Do you not know that evil doers like you, who deny Santa and elves, will.be eaten, regurgitated and then eaten and regurgitated over and over again by fire breathing reindeers with teeth like devil sharks. This will go on for a billion years and is the fate of all all anti-santa evil doers.You will wail and gnash at Mes Claus to be delivered from this torment and w
Are you a Hindu?


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Do you not know that evil doers like you, who deny Santa and elves, will.be eaten, regurgitated and then eaten and regurgitated over and over again by fire breathing reindeers with teeth like devil sharks. This will go on for a billion years and is the fate of all all anti-santa evil doers.You will wail and gnash at Mes Claus to be delivered from this torment and w


I fear your time here is drawing to a close.


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