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Default Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER - 11-27-2008, 08:27 AM

Don't forget John Travolta's homoesexual/scientology/satanic influences on the girl due to her close accommodations with him in the recent animated movie that they worked on together. Clearly he too is possessed by Satan and their close relationship has fueled their mutual possessions. All his work too ought to be burned, especially Battlefield Earth.
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Default Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER - 04-01-2009, 05:25 AM



Do I even need to say anything?
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Default Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER - 04-01-2009, 06:32 AM

It states, "individual pouches for portion control". You don't want your little Hannah turning into little miss piggy, right?


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Default Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER - 04-02-2009, 07:49 PM

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It states, "individual pouches for portion control". You don't want your little Hannah turning into little miss piggy, right?
I thought all that plastic was there to simulate a condom. Well, I guess if it doesn't promote condoms it isn't quite as bad.
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Default Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER - 04-02-2009, 11:26 PM

Um...Pastors and Jesus forgive me for noticing that those gummy guitars look a bit too much like tallywackers.
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Default Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER - 04-02-2009, 11:47 PM

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Um...Pastors and Jesus forgive me for noticing that those gummy guitars look a bit too much like tallywackers.
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Default Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER - 04-03-2009, 01:02 AM

I'm really glad that the microphone shaped candy is not pictured above. That would have been totally inappropriate.


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Default Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER - 04-16-2009, 01:00 PM

Miely Cyrus is apparently too 'pure' to joke about:
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Jamie Foxx Apologizes to Miley Cyrus
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When the incident was brought up on the "Tonight" show Tuesday, Foxx apologized and said: "I didn't mean it maliciously."

Foxx had started talking about Cyrus on his Sirius satellite radio show after someone brought up the singer's recent feud with Radiohead. Foxx said: "Who is Miley Cyrus? The one with all the gums? She needs to get a gum transplant!"

Foxx noted to Jay Leno that he was doing a routine, saying: "Sometimes as comedians, you know, we go a little too far."


Miley Cyrus, Jamie Foxx
Either that, or Jamie Foxx's kids love Miely Cyrus and he was just trying to make it up to them.


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Default Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER - 04-17-2009, 08:05 AM

Did anyone else see the Hannah Montana movie this weekend? I illegally downloaded it off of the internet. For those of you that are interested in seeing it but are skeptical about showing it to your children here is a brief plot outline:

So Hannah is hanging out around her house reading a magazine. She gets hungry so she orders a pizza. Then the pizza guy comes over like 30 seconds later (I don't think it was very believable for a pizza to be made and then delivered that quickly unless the pizza place was next door to her house and it was made before she ordered it [yuk!]) but she doesn't have any cash in her house. The pizza guy is getting impatient so she takes him into the house and starts giving him a handjob. Then she sucks his cock for like 5 minutes and then he gets her naked and eats her pussy out for a while. Then he piffles her in every position for like 25 minutes. At one point he cuts a hole in the middle of the pizza and sticks his dick through it and piffles her for a while like that.

All and all I give the film a 7 out of 10. It didn't have very good production values or editing and the acting left a lot to be desired. It was also pretty short for a feature length film and I was expecting a lot more singing. But then again I'm not really part of this generation so whatever the appeal is of Hannah Montana was lost on me. Maybe your kids will like it, I don't know.
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Rick, being a gold-level tither does not give you permission to swear like a sailor.

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Did anyone else see the Hannah Montana movie this weekend? I illegally downloaded it off of the internet. For those of you that are interested in seeing it but are skeptical about showing it to your children here is a brief plot outline:

So Hannah is hanging out around her house reading a magazine. She gets hungry so she orders a pizza. Then the pizza guy comes over like 30 seconds later (I don't think it was very believable for a pizza to be made and then delivered that quickly unless the pizza place was next door to her house and it was made before she ordered it [yuk!]) but she doesn't have any cash in her house. The pizza guy is getting impatient so she takes him into the house and starts giving him a handjob. Then she sucks his cock for like 5 minutes and then he gets her naked and eats her pussy out for a while. Then he piffles her in every position for like 25 minutes. At one point he cuts a hole in the middle of the pizza and sticks his dick through it and piffles her for a while like that.

All and all I give the film a 7 out of 10. It didn't have very good production values or editing and the acting left a lot to be desired. It was also pretty short for a feature length film and I was expecting a lot more singing. But then again I'm not really part of this generation so whatever the appeal is of Hannah Montana was lost on me. Maybe your kids will like it, I don't know.


Er,, that wasn't the movie we were shown at the Freehold pubic & safety health board meeting Manny. What is the name of this Montana movie? While there was a lot of that Disney' harlot's skin I do NOT remember any pizza with a side order of tube steak in it.



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Default Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER - 04-17-2009, 07:45 PM

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Did anyone else see the Hannah Montana movie this weekend? I illegally downloaded it off of the internet. For those of you that are interested in seeing it but are skeptical about showing it to your children here is a brief plot outline:

So Hannah is hanging out around her house reading a magazine. She gets hungry so she orders a pizza. Then the pizza guy comes over like 30 seconds later (I don't think it was very believable for a pizza to be made and then delivered that quickly unless the pizza place was next door to her house and it was made before she ordered it [yuk!]) but she doesn't have any cash in her house. The pizza guy is getting impatient so she takes him into the house and starts giving him a handjob. Then she sucks his cock for like 5 minutes and then he gets her naked and eats her pussy out for a while. Then he piffles her in every position for like 25 minutes. At one point he cuts a hole in the middle of the pizza and sticks his dick through it and piffles her for a while like that.

All and all I give the film a 7 out of 10. It didn't have very good production values or editing and the acting left a lot to be desired. It was also pretty short for a feature length film and I was expecting a lot more singing. But then again I'm not really part of this generation so whatever the appeal is of Hannah Montana was lost on me. Maybe your kids will like it, I don't know.
I think you are reffering to a Lizzie Mcguire movie, man.

I don't think its the Hanna Montanna movie, altought this sounds way better.
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I think you are reffering to a Lizzie Mcguire movie, man.
Oh that makes sense. Lizzie "Bad Girl" Mcguire has been band on Freehold cable for a long time. Just a glance at the episode title for the Mcguire series got the dreaded "Jesus Weeps" for it from the Public Safety Committee. Wash O'Hanely did a series on how Lizzie Mcguire coincided with a direct rise in the number of pre-teens have abortions in this country.



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