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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-20-2010, 12:13 AM
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Not even close. How often is this place here cleaned? You can bludgeon a person to death with the kind of dust that gathers here.
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I'd have thought that you would show a bit more gratitude for having a place to sleep indoors and with *3 square meals a day, Miss Cassie. Isn't it better than sleeping in out that cave with all those spiders?
*The cost of the meals will be added to your bill for room and board.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-22-2010, 04:46 AM
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Not even close. How often is this place here cleaned? You can bludgeon a person to death with the kind of dust that gathers here.
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Probably because there's no good CHRISTIAN woman in there to clean it.
Try using the broom instead of dancing with it, it works better.
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-22-2010, 06:21 PM
Morning gossip for everyone! Did you all see THIS ? ? ? ?
Miss Cassandra has been set free by Mayor Hold!
My guess is that she groveled and confessed before the Tribunal....who knows WHAT she promised them!? (I wonder if the dress I made her helped?)
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-22-2010, 10:27 PM
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Morning gossip for everyone! Did you all see THIS ? ? ? ?
Miss Cassandra has been set free by Mayor Hold!
My guess is that she groveled and confessed before the Tribunal....who knows WHAT she promised them!? (I wonder if the dress I made her helped?)
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The Tribunal? I've never been before the Tribunal. The reli-mafia had me shoved out of prison as silently as they could manage, clearly hoping to avoid attention to this matter, now their primary objective, the election of Hold, is achieved.
In contrast, there are still "true christian housewives" who can't control their tongues and start gossiping about it. Thank you! I wonder what the stories will be a few days from now.
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-23-2010, 12:37 AM
Just keep up the fight. There was never any evidence. Post 36 has a picture of the "pot" they found. Nice stockpile image taken from a cigar companies website, helpfully named "pile o tobacco".
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-23-2010, 12:49 AM
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Just keep up the fight. There was never any evidence. Post 36 has a picture of the "pot" they found. Nice stockpile image taken from a cigar companies website, helpfully named "pile o tobacco".
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Don't you have a tooth to brush?
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-23-2010, 09:27 AM
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There was never any evidence.
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-23-2010, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by gm jack
Just keep up the fight. There was never any evidence. Post 36 has a picture of the "pot" they found. Nice stockpile image taken from a cigar companies website, helpfully named "pile o tobacco".
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Don't speak nonsense. It was called like that because of its similarity to tobacco. However, the tests I described proved beyond doubt that it is indeed pot. Miss Cassie is very lucky to get away with this. Mr. Hold is a very generous man.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-23-2010, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by gm jack
Just keep up the fight. There was never any evidence. Post 36 has a picture of the "pot" they found. Nice stockpile image taken from a cigar companies website, helpfully named "pile o tobacco".
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Thank you very much! I'm glad there are still some people out there who realize how corrupt this church is.
I don't know whether I'll take more legal action though. This has been very taxing to me, maybe I'll just leave it be, though I dislike the idea of these people getting away with this...
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-23-2010, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by True Disciple
Don't speak nonsense. It was called like that because of its similarity to tobacco. However, the tests I described proved beyond doubt that it is indeed pot. Miss Cassie is very lucky to get away with this. Mr. Hold is a very generous man.
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Here is the image.
Here is it's URL
http://fujipub.com/briarpatchcigar/pileotobacco.jpg
Note the file name.
Now we go to the main site.
http://fujipub.com
It's a company that does web design for "cigar, wine, spirits, beer and coffee industries". Seriously, at least take your own photos of the "evidence", rather than simple taking one from another website. Helps the whole credibility thing.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence -
03-23-2010, 11:09 PM
Your whiny little song and dance is getting rather old.
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