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Trump My Favorite New Trump Policies: New Negro Relations and Climate Isn't Changing So Don't Worry - 01-20-2017, 08:31 PM

Today is a special day for Jesus. Today the United States has begun its return to Greatness. This Greatness is reflected in the White House Website, a kind of Ambassador To The People through the Interwebs. Please join me in logging your favorite Trump Policies To Ensure Greatness below!

I can't decide which is my favorite. The final contenders are
  • New and Improved Negro Relations, and
  • Jesus Won't Destroy The Earth Before He's Ready, So Don't Worry, policies.
The first Act of Greatness does away with enabling uppity negroes with a reminder that such trouble-makers won't be tolerated in Great America anymore. The so-called "Civil Rights" page has been replaced with assurances that negroes will learn to keep their place and be grateful for what they have, so help him, God.
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The page on civil rights was replaced with a page entitled Standing Up For Our Law Enforcement Community that replaces concerns with how police act with a demand for more cops. It also paints predominantly black inner cities as shooting galleries.

Black man inconveniencing White Americans by demanding voting rights are protected,
even though there's no protection for White Voters.

This was not tolerated when America was Great.



Demonstrators get put in their places when the police force is strong.
A strong police force is necessary for a Great America.



"I didn't shoot you ... you should feel lucky about that." -Police to negro car owner.
No more shaming police for keeping the streets safe from negroes in hoodies.

The other policy I like is a response to people who get bent out of shape when it comes to "global warming." We know it's a hoax, and now the White House assures us our beliefs are just fine by promising to undo what the last slacker in the White House did. The original White House page dedicated to the so-called problem of climate change is now a broken link. And good riddance to bad garbage, I say!

Instead, President Trump comforts Americans with His "America First Energy Plan" that promises to do away with such unnecessary policies as the Climate Action Plan. Politically savvy people may recall this as Obama's attempt to frighten Americans into thinking climate change was a real thing (cf, Obama's page). That Act proposed a reduction in carbon dioxide emissions, and included preserving forests, encouraging the use of alternate fuels, and increased study of climate change. But who needs that when you believe, as many Americans do, that Jesus is coming back within our lifetime. The globe can't change that much in such a short time, even if it wasn't under God's control. We might as well tap as much natural resources out of our national forests as we can before Heaven makes such profit unnecessary.

These are just so exciting to me! To know that people will learn to stay in their place as God intended is a salve to a wounded soul. To know the government will no longer kowtow to liberal fearmongering about dangerous emissions means we no longer need to worry about energy efficiency or clean air! Soon we'll see cities with the same kind of smog that chokes Beijing, which I can only understand as reducing the distance between the earth and the firmament. It won't be long before Christ Almighty Himself steps out from behind the clouds, which will never end, with His Mighty Cavalry, and begin His Reign of Terror Against Apostates!



How much easier will it be for Jesus to appear like a thief in the night to steal the souls of unbelievers (1 Thessalonians 5:2), when the sun is forever hidden!

Glory!


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Default Re: My Favorite New Trump Policies: New Negro Relations and Climate Isn't Changing So Don't Worry - 01-20-2017, 10:50 PM

How I have enjoyed today drinking for hours straight with no end in sight watching the military parades saluting the new Commander In Chief. I only wish there were a more grandiose title and more military weapons on display. I almost felt something approaching an erection but it faded but I still felt an immense satisfaction seeing so many uniformed men marching in lock-step. What a turn on! Were they all white? I didn't see any "others" so I guess they were.

Thank you Mary for your insights on this holiest of days, and God Bless America!
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