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Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word.
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False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey.
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Weak Christian -- I used to attend church, but I've forgotten about God/Jesus.
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False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one.
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Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him.
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Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys.
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I'm a queer. What's god?
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-17-2009, 09:19 PM
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According to my calculations, that would be 68 hell bound souls. That sound about right to you?
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Sure. Whatever. Hey, you know, with all the fun people you guys are sending to hell, it's gotta be one awesome party. I'm guessing it's probably alot better than heaven.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-17-2009, 09:29 PM
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Sure. Whatever. Hey, you know, with all the fun people you guys are sending to hell, it's gotta be one awesome party. I'm guessing it's probably alot better than heaven.
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"We",I assume you mean True Christians by that, aren't sending people to hell. They are doing that to themselves. "We" are merely pointing out the fact that they are going to hell. I really don't see what problem you have with that. If you think for one second that hell is alot better then Heaven, then you have issues that go far beyond your sexual identity confusion. I mean really, your life is one serious train wreck.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-17-2009, 10:52 PM
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"We",I assume you mean True Christians by that, aren't sending people to hell. They are doing that to themselves. "We" are merely pointing out the fact that they are going to hell. I really don't see what problem you have with that. If you think for one second that hell is alot better then Heaven, then you have issues that go far beyond your sexual identity confusion. I mean really, your life is one serious train wreck.
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It used to be pretty chaotic, but not anymore. Now I'm happy and not really too terribly confused anymore.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-18-2009, 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Non-believing Gurl
Sure. Whatever. Hey, you know, with all the fun people you guys are sending to hell, it's gotta be one awesome party. I'm guessing it's probably alot better than heaven.
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As usual, you guess wrong. I know that it's fashionable for you perverts to imagine that hell will be some kind of on-going sodmite cocktail party with the thermostat turned up a bit too high, but trust me, you couldn't be further from the truth.
Take a look at THIS for some cold, hard facts.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-18-2009, 03:13 AM
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Insane? I'm not insane I'm an idiot.
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Typo corrected.
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I don't see how I'm "nuts" from stating facts. Maybe I'm "nuts" for wanting to find out where you people live and beating the shit out of every single one of you!
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The Department of Faith has been informed of this terrorist threat.
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Ross is the last person going to "hell" on this forum.
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No, I'm sure others (like you) will go with her.
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You keep your mouth shut, woman.
It is clearly that time of the month, and so you are obviously banished to the public library with all other sorts of weirdoes for your uncleanliness!
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If she were a True Christian™, she could be savoring her separation in style at The Monthly Visitor, instead of being rejected and forced to spend the days of her monthly curse amongst society's lepers.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-20-2009, 03:33 AM
Atheists do not believe in god, therefore they don't hate him. Your so...ignorant.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-20-2009, 03:39 AM
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Your so...ignorant.
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Satan still loves irony.
And of course atheists believe in God. They know He exists, they just prefer to imagine they are their own "god".
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-20-2009, 03:49 AM
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Satan still loves irony.
And of course atheists believe in God. They know He exists, they just prefer to imagine they are their own "god".
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http://wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=atheist
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-20-2009, 03:49 AM
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Atheists do not believe in god, therefore they don't hate him. Your so...ignorant.
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Your logic is a pile of gorilla feces at best.
Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-20-2009, 03:52 AM
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Quit using that there Wickedpedo; it shows us that you can't even be bothered to describe what an atheist is, you ignorant sloth.
Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-20-2009, 03:57 AM
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Quit using that there Wickedpedo; it shows us that you can't even be bothered to describe what an atheist is, you ignorant sloth.
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No. I can be bothered, you guys are more ignorant and would consider my post blasphemy, so why even post it? Exactly.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-20-2009, 04:17 AM
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No. I can be bothered, you guys are more ignorant and would consider my post blasphemy, so why even post it? Exactly.
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Read my post above that one, lazy Godmocking troll.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-20-2009, 04:21 AM
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Read my post above that one, lazy Godmocking troll.
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Point out where I mocked your god and where I acted as a pedo.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-20-2009, 04:29 AM
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Point out where I mocked your god and where I acted as a pedo.
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You just insinuated that one on yourself, child molester.
Don't worry though, I've already taken the steps to contact the FBI. You can thank me later.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-20-2009, 04:32 AM
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Don't worry though, I've already taken the steps to contact the FBI. You can thank me later.
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I doubt you did. If you want to play tough fine, you weak panzi basterd. I'm sure the FBI would love to see the racist, sexist and dramatic posts on this website. But also note Freedom of Speech.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-20-2009, 04:38 AM
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I doubt you did. If you want to play tough fine, you weak panzi basterd. I'm sure the FBI would love to see the racist, sexist and dramatic posts on this website. But also note Freedom of Speech.
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We've been trying to warn the FBI about racism and sexism from LIEberals and DEMONcrats, but their continuing refusals to do their jobs and protect American is why President Bush had to create Homeland Security and the DoF.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-20-2009, 04:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Sense Talker
I doubt you did. If you want to play tough fine, you weak panzi basterd. I'm sure the FBI would love to see the racist, sexist and dramatic posts on this website. But also note Freedom of Speech.
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Alright Mr. Gorilla Dung Logic, you're really boring me now. You don't put up any fight, just like women drugged with Rohypnol a neutered dog when you kick it.
At least put some effort into it; all you trolls on steroids seem to be good at that sort of thing over at 4chan.
Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-20-2009, 04:45 AM
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At least put some effort into it; all you trolls on steroids seem to be good at that sort of thing over at 4chan.
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I am not a troll.
Also why is it that they can give rep and I can't, a bit unfair isn't it?
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-20-2009, 04:48 AM
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Did you bother to read the link you posted?
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(n) atheist (someone who denies the existence of god).
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As you see from the definition, an atheist does not deny the existence of God, with a capital G. It simply states that an atheist denies the existence of god, with a lower case g. Merriam-Webster dictionary makes a distinction between God, “the supreme or ultimate reality as the Being perfect in power, wisdom, and goodness, who is worshiped as creator and ruler of the universe”, and god, “a being or object believed to have more than natural attributes and powers and to require human worship; specifically, one controlling a particular aspect or part of reality.” So atheists simply deny the existence of such gods as found in Greek, Nordic, and Hindu mythology, which I think we all agree are based on foolish superstitions.
Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-20-2009, 04:51 AM
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I am not a troll.
Also why is it that they can give rep and I can't, a bit unfair isn't it?
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No, you're unsaved trash, which means you only get to post.
You non-believing scum don't even deserve the privilege of scrubbing my toliet bowl, much less "free speech".
Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
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