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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 05-12-2019, 07:21 PM

Oh, I am so tired of the claim that LBC is a cult!

In cults, the leaders claim to have some secret knowledge or higher truth that they, alone, can share with the lower ranks.


All our knowledge is available straight from the Bible. Anybody can read it for themselves. All its truths are self-evident.


Read the Bible. Decide what you think about it. Come and go through its pages as you wish. Visit our website or not. How is that cultist?


If LBC is a cult than I guess Christianity is a cult? How many people make that claim? Maybe the Romans did in the first century, I don't know, I wasn't there.


I also wasn't there when the Bible was written, but I can pick it up and learn from it as I choose, that is not a cultist concept.


Obviously, we can't force people to read the Bible--because we are not a cult--but if someone wants to participate in discussions here without looking like an idiot--then it is highly recommended.


Sometimes I think that idiocy is a cult, but it could be simple epidemic. That's a discussion for a different thread, I suppose.


Excuse me while I go page through the book that holds all of my "cult's" "secret knowledge"-- the highest selling book in the world that has printed in pretty much every language ever spoken.


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 05-12-2019, 08:23 PM

Amen! Sister Handy, as ever you get right to the point.

Another thing that cults do is to encourage - or even force - people to engage with them, then make them go and live in some gated compound for brainwashing purposes. Anyone who has ever tried to gain access to the City of Freehold, let alone obtain a residence permit, can confirm that this is not how we conduct ourselves.

So many of the UnSaved barge in here accusing us of who knows what, preaching their atheistical tosh and claiming all sorts of nonsense. But do we accost them on their privately-owned Godless forums? No, we do not!


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 05-15-2019, 01:38 PM

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Read the Bible. Decide what you think about it. Come and go through its pages as you wish.
I had to smile as I read that. Because the people claiming Christianity is a cult simply don't apply their "standards" uniformly. We have both read The Bible. We know what it claims about history—including God's commandments, when and how they were delivered, which parts were temporary (such as the heave offerings) until Christ's Perfect Sacrifice was complete, what is prohibited, what is required—and can see how desperate secularists become when God challenges their agenda.

It's based on false beliefs. They want to see a multicultural utopia but are ignorant of what those cultures are. Imagine a tank full of chameleons and crickets. Throw in a few mealworms. Some tiny lizards. Each to live in harmony having respect one for another. How will it work out? By looking at the history of chameleons, it's very easy to predict. Saying that they'll all respect one another is ridiculous because unless the chameleon gives up chameleonism and (in this example) becomes a vegetarian everything is vulnerable to its slimy tongue.

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I am not suggesting the lunatics have taken over the asylum. It would be very difficult for them to do so. Once the chameleon nature revealed itself the greater cultural ogre would swing into action and although that would be the end of the chameleons it would be the end of a lot of other things too. Unfortunately the social engineers, by concentrating on society rather than culture, don't seem to understand this.

A merest glance at history reveals the results of ignorance. Say you thought co-existence was possible without reading the verbose tomes written by the founders of cultures you wished to integrate. They do have something in common: a world where only their ideology prevails. Some of them say this will eventuate with personal enlightenment………eventually. Others are explicit in offering a choice with the options of death or subjugation bringing up the rear. Yet again there are revolutionaries bent on the guillotine or bullet. They claim their victims were incapable of change. And it's all spelled out in their hallowed writings, done by nutters, drummed into future generations by glum gurus with about as much nous as a frog on ouzo.

Jesus is not like that. We are encouraged to emulate Him, which is easy enough to verify by reading The Bible, but the social reconstructionists seem not to have read the veriest texts of crickets and lizards they're attempting to amalgamate.

Philippians 2:5-11 Let this mind be in you, which was also in Christ Jesus: Who, being in the form of God, thought it not robbery to be equal with God: but made himself of no reputation, and took upon him the form of a servant, and was made in the likeness of men: and being found in fashion as a man, he humbled himself, and became obedient unto death, even the death of the cross. Wherefore God also hath highly exalted him, and given him a name which is above every name: that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth; and that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 05-16-2019, 02:08 AM

LEmme fact check real quick

ok, so i qouldnt say its a cult, id say its a fundamentalist group.
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 05-16-2019, 02:13 AM

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LEmme fact check real quick...
Who put you in charge of "facts"?

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...ok, so i qouldnt say its a cult, id say its a fundamentalist group.
They aren't sending us their finest.

I hope.


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 05-16-2019, 02:48 AM

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Who put you in charge of "facts"?

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...ok, so i qouldnt say its a cult, id say its a fundamentalist group.
They aren't sending us their finest.
Oh. I'd thought it was an attempt for comedic effect, like the "Simon says" game. But with Simon replaced by a cunning reference to the "lizard brain" or "id" as they say, referring to my lizard analogy.

you know:
Jesus he say "forgive"
id say "kill"

pope say worldwide communion of beliefs
id say fundamentalist group
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 01-22-2021, 07:34 AM

Hello I am a tightly circumcised man of Christ! How tight do you ask? Well I am circumcised tight like True American Christian Values! Are you the kind of church that takes a stand against Biden's uncircumcised hood of socialism? Do you have plans to circumcise Antifa for Christ? These Mexicans aren't circumcised and hop our borders! Tight circumcision, tight borders! These Chinee don't circumcise the hood of socialism. The libtards thing hygienic circumcision is rape but then scramble a baby in the womb and make us wear face diapers! It's like foreskin on your face! The scriptures talk about circumcised lips. Circumcise socialism from America! Stay high and tight unlike them European countries.


I AM A PROUD WHITE CIRCUMCISED AMERICAN MAN! MAGA! These liberal communists call me a rapist for circumcising my son tight for Jesus and hygiene but then they're putting those poison vaccines in those needles. Soyboy injections are fine but how dare I give my son a hygiene trim!


Does this church circumcise for Christ? I want to know if you are circumcised high and tight, so tight you can hardly breathe. I want to know if this church loves the circumcised Christ.
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 01-26-2021, 07:19 AM

Well,,, quite a mouthful there BUT it's something that can happen when pope Frank gets mentioned. Or any other pope. Ew.

You see popes run an actual cult, one whose tendrils have taken root in rocks having nothing to do with Christ Jesus.

God is Jesus and through The Epistles has addressed this question. Perhaps you could use some of the following references in your own introduction?


Titus 1:10

Colossians 3:9-11

Philippians 3:2-3

Galatians 6:15

I Corinthians 7:16-19
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 01-26-2021, 09:35 AM

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Hello I am a tightly circumcised man of Christ! How tight do you ask? Well I am circumcised tight like True American Christian Values! Are you the kind of church that takes a stand against Biden's uncircumcised hood of socialism? Do you have plans to circumcise Antifa for Christ? These Mexicans aren't circumcised and hop our borders! Tight circumcision, tight borders! These Chinee don't circumcise the hood of socialism. The libtards thing hygienic circumcision is rape but then scramble a baby in the womb and make us wear face diapers! It's like foreskin on your face! The scriptures talk about circumcised lips. Circumcise socialism from America! Stay high and tight unlike them European countries.


I AM A PROUD WHITE CIRCUMCISED AMERICAN MAN! MAGA! These liberal communists call me a rapist for circumcising my son tight for Jesus and hygiene but then they're putting those poison vaccines in those needles. Soyboy injections are fine but how dare I give my son a hygiene trim!


Does this church circumcise for Christ? I want to know if you are circumcised high and tight, so tight you can hardly breathe. I want to know if this church loves the circumcised Christ.
One can only pray that you are soon returned to your institution with minimal damage to yourself and the security guards.


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