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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 08-26-2007, 11:26 PM

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No, I just think she'll come back to you if you learn to be a better dad.

She really loves that raccoon...Probably therapy for her to get away from your abusive tactics.

But she still loves you...Just promise to treat her better, and she'll most likely come back!
See how Catholics mess with people's minds when they are at their most vulnerable? This is how they brainwash people. That and the blackmail material they get during "confession".

I've only had few hours of sleep this weekend, I've been so anxious I haven't even eaten, I'm in what a psychologist would call a "suggestable state" and what's the first thing that pops into the Catholic's mind? "Time to move in for the kill".
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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 08-27-2007, 03:15 AM

One of my buddies with the Ceasar Institute suggested a brilliant way to solve the (minor) problem of kidnapping in Iraq: first, you inject every kid with a microchip that broadcasts their GPS location. When one goes missing, just drop a 2000 pound JDAM with the microchip guiding it in. With the kidnappers now reduced to kibbles n bits, parents everywhere can breathe a sigh of relief.

Well, I don't see why Iraqis should get special goodies that Americans don't, so I say this idea should also be used stateside.


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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 08-27-2007, 05:11 AM

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One of my buddies with the Ceasar Institute suggested a brilliant way to solve the (minor) problem of kidnapping in Iraq: first, you inject every kid with a microchip that broadcasts their GPS location. When one goes missing, just drop a 2000 pound JDAM with the microchip guiding it in. With the kidnappers now reduced to kibbles n bits, parents everywhere can breathe a sigh of relief.

Well, I don't see why Iraqis should get special goodies that Americans don't, so I say this idea should also be used stateside.
The problem is that all the JDAMS are out of country, but we ought to be able to get a Spooky in the air pretty fast when an Amber Alert goes out. We at Landover have been advocating personal tracking device implants for years.


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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 08-27-2007, 08:04 AM

I hope a bear doesn't eat her. I hate to see children burn in Hell before they are old enough to be saved.
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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 08-28-2007, 03:04 AM

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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 08-28-2007, 04:26 AM

Mr. Thurman,

Is there any news? Is she still missing? I hope she's OK.

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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 08-28-2007, 07:14 AM

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That's the Catholics. 666, a sip of kool aid and welcome to hell, butt-bunny. I tell ya, Landover is THE WAY^.


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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 08-28-2007, 09:49 AM

Bexz, if you're looking for your attempt to get "accepted" by disrupting this very important search for my daughter, I've moved your stuff here.

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Mr. Thurman,

Is there any news? Is she still missing? I hope she's OK.
If God won't listen to the prayers of a Christian, why would He listen to the hopes of an atheist?

Bobby-Joe, you've dealt with illegal mexicans, how long can a child last without food? I've been praying for God to drop some manna, or loaves and fishes or something for her, but I don't know if Jesus will listen to someone who is have as severe a crisis of faith as I am.

Please, for the sake of my daughter, someone please restore my faith.
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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 08-28-2007, 05:27 PM

Jeb, there's an awful smell coming from that old Negra hovel behind the Freehold True Christian™ Bookstall.
Have you checked it out? Could just be a dead Negra though.



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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 08-29-2007, 06:15 AM

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I can't believe it, my daughter is STILL missing. You look away for a moment and the little brats just run off....If anyone has seen Alice, please tell me where and if she's with you, please give her a spanking on my behalf.


She also answers to the nickname "tickles", it's a long story.
*muses* She looks like my boyfriend's little sister.
But on a serious note, I'm kinda glad she left... You Landoverites don't treat your children all that well... Are you sure Social Services didn't take her away?
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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 08-29-2007, 01:30 PM

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*muses* She looks like my boyfriend's little sister.
But on a serious note, I'm kinda glad she left... You Landoverites don't treat your children all that well... Are you sure Social Services didn't take her away?
Well well speak of the devil....Brother Jeb's little girl goes missing and who should turn up but the opium-addled chink Hinkari....


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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 08-29-2007, 03:19 PM

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Well well speak of the devil....Brother Jeb's little girl goes missing and who should turn up but the opium-addled chink Hinkari....
It must be Ornamental mating season. If she brings the Catlicker schoolgirl outfit, I'm sure Hitoshi'd be glad to bring the tentacles. Or vice versa.


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I do hope that you are joking... I bet she just left cause of bible-thumpers like you. Sucks that there's one less sane person on this forum...
So the nip who is happy that a young child quite possibly walked off into the woods or has been eaten by witches thinks people who think like her are sane? Satan really does have a tight grip on you.


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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 08-30-2007, 09:55 AM

I heard a rumor that somebody found a piece of girl's clothing in the woods. Please, someone confirm if this rumor is true. This is what she was wearing:



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She didn't wear the helmet, due to suffocation issues.
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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 08-31-2007, 03:43 AM

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So the nip who is happy that a young child quite possibly walked off into the woods or has been eaten by witches thinks people who think like her are sane? Satan really does have a tight grip on you.
I doubt she was eaten by witches... I think she is with a nice foster family that will treat her with respect and kindness.
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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 08-31-2007, 05:34 AM

After what you said to be, I'm glad she is gone, Hopefully never coming back.
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I doubt she was eaten by witches... I think she is with a nice foster family that will treat her with respect and kindness.
Yes, because that's what happens to all young girls who disappear without a trace.


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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 08-31-2007, 05:50 AM

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Yes, because that's what happens to all young girls who disappear without a trace.
Well if she just disappeared, then she may have been kidnapped. But still, I bet she'll show up. A little kid like that couldn't have gotten far on their own. I still believe that she was taken away by social services, though.
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After what you said to be, I'm glad she is gone, Hopefully never coming back.
How typically Catholic: you pray for an innocent child to die and be eaten by wild animals, just because her father is a protestant.

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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 08-31-2007, 08:42 AM

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Well if she just disappeared, then she may have been kidnapped. But still, I bet she'll show up. A little kid like that couldn't have gotten far on their own. I still believe that she was taken away by social services, though.
Run little girl run!!! Get far away from the crazy Christian's while you still can!!!
You do realize that Socialist Services, no matter what other flaws they have, don't go secretively snatching children without notifying the parents, right?
So you're retarded and sick, preferring to see young children die in the wilderness instead of being raised in Christ by loving parents. What is wrong with you? What did Satan promise you in exchange for your soul and any sense of decency you may have once had?


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