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Default Mudslime Terrorist Converts; God Says "No Thanks" - 10-13-2007, 02:21 PM

THIS slimeball is obviously trying to pull a fast one on God, but praise Jesus, He ain't buying it! I'll bet you dollars to doughnuts that Bill Clinton told him to say that he was a "Christian."

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Jailed '93 WTC bomber claims he's now a Christian

WASHINGTON - Muslim terrorist Ramzi Yousef once bombed the World Trade Center for Allah, but now he purports to have found Jesus and converted to Christianity, according to new reports.

The Daily News recently learned that Yousef has shaved his beard, stopped reading the Muslim holy book, the Koran, and now eats pork, which is forbidden in Islam.

Yousef, the nephew of 9/11 mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, was convicted and is serving a life term for detonating a truck bomb under the twin towers in 1993 and plotting to blow up U.S.-bound airliners over the Pacific.

But since his capture in 1995, the Muslim extremist has given up his religion, CBS' "60 Minutes" will report on Sunday.

The revelation came when the TV news show was allowed unprecedented access to the Supermax federal prison in Florence, Colo., which houses hardened terrorists such as Yousef, Al Qaeda hijacking plotter Zacarias Moussaoui, shoe bomber Richard Reid and "Unabomber" Theodore Kaczynski.

Told of the alleged religious conversion, former New York federal prosecutor Andrew McCarthy wondered, "Does Christianity get a vote" on whether to accept him?

McCarthy, who put Yousef on the stand as a witness in the terrorism prosecution of the "Blind Sheik," Omar Abdel-Rahman, said the Pakistani thug has lived a "bad life of barbarity."

"It could be sincere. On the other hand, the Prophet Muhammed said war is deceit," he said.

Robert Hood, who served as warden from 2002 to 2005, told CBS that Yousef has a "Charlie Manson look," referring to the cult leader. If Yousef is playing Christian convert, "He's playing a game with someone."

"60 Minutes" also interviewed corrections officer Barbara Batulis, who said that when news of the 9/11 attacks spread among the terrorist prisoners, "We had a lot of them jump up and down,...scream and yell and clap and they were very excited."

The wardens also have administered 900 force-feedings on other Al Qaeda terrorists who went on repeated hunger strikes.
Nothing boils my blood faster than heathens who fake being one of God's chosen.


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Default Re: Mudslime Terrorist Converts; God Says "No Thanks" - 10-13-2007, 04:50 PM

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THIS slimeball is obviously trying to pull a fast one on God, but praise Jesus, He ain't buying it! I'll bet you dollars to doughnuts that Bill Clinton told him to say that he was a "Christian."



Nothing boils my blood faster than heathens who fake being one of God's chosen.
Please don't be angry Pastor Zeke. I've re-written you a famous song that might make you feel better when them rag heads make you angry again...

Blackwater soldiers and insurgents in prison
Ensuring our soldiers accept Christ is risen
FA-18 Hornets carrying death on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Full body searches and interrogation
Locking up ragheads who threaten our nation
Worshipping Jesus and the peace he brings
These are a few of my favorite things

invading Afghanistan and finding Osama
Telling my family not to vote for Obama
The Bush family ruling the U.S. like Kings
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the dead inmate swings
When I'm feeling mad
I simply remember my favorite things
And they make me feel glad


Are you feeling better now, Pastor?


The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Default Re: Mudslime Terrorist Converts; God Says "No Thanks" - 10-13-2007, 07:07 PM

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The wardens also have administered 900 force-feedings on other Al Qaeda terrorists who went on repeated hunger strikes.
That seems a bit much. I can understand waterboarding them to make sure they remain sufficiently hydrated, but force-feeding them? That reeks of torture. Why not just give them a big bowl of cracklins, a couple pigs ears, maybe a few pickled pig's feet and let then eat or not, as they choose?

We are a free country here! Let them make their own choices! NO MORE FORCE FEEDING!


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Default Re: Mudslime Terrorist Converts; God Says "No Thanks" - 10-14-2007, 06:13 AM

There is truly nothing sadder than some lowlife who USES the sacred name of Jesus Christ to try to manipulate his torturerers/executioners into showing him mercy. What a pathetic distortion of everything the Lord stands for!

My most grateful thanks, Pastor, for bringing this shocking story to my attention.
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Default Re: Mudslime Terrorist Converts; God Says "No Thanks" - 10-14-2007, 01:56 PM

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That seems a bit much. I can understand waterboarding them to make sure they remain sufficiently hydrated, but force-feeding them? That reeks of torture. Why not just give them a big bowl of cracklins, a couple pigs ears, maybe a few pickled pig's feet and let then eat or not, as they choose?

We are a free country here! Let them make their own choices! NO MORE FORCE FEEDING!
How can anyone tell if a raghead's on hunger strike anyway? They're probably just doing that Ramadamned thing. Or trying to lose some weight. Those terrorists are worse than lardy teenage girls!


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