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Default Hemosexuals - 10-14-2006, 02:05 PM

Landover has always been renowned for the quality of the information it provides on all the latest "groovy" underground satanic trends, such as beatniks and goths. In keeping with this fine tradition, I would like to present a short guide to an even newer and more insidious threat: emo.
In this guide, I will attempt to explain how features of virtually all previous satanic cults have merged to create this ‘super-cult’.

BIBLICAL REFERENCES TO EMO:

1 Corinthians 11:14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?

Zephaniah 1:8 And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

1 Timothy 3:
1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, 3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,
4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God...

1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind...

What do you get when you cross a punk, a goth, a hippy, a homer, a drug addict, a liebral, a darkie, a Joo, a Catholic, and a mudslum terrorist?

Emo

Punk – Punk was a movement invented in 1977 by a Jewish accountant named Malcolm Maclaren as a way to get rich quickly while promoting disrespect for authority, drug abuse, atheism and paedophilia. The worst and most degraded elements of punk eventually became known as ‘hardcore’ which in turn spawned an even more degenerate style – Emotional Hardcore, which rapidly became shortened to ‘emo’ when it was realised that the brains of most emo fans, or ‘hemosexuals’ as they are technically known, were too drug-addled to remember any word more than three letters long.
Goth – Discussed in far more detail elsewhere on this site. Suffice to say that Goths wear black, worship Satan, listen to awful depressing music and practice witchcraft and self-harm – all traits imitated by hemos.
Hippy – Like hippies, all hemos are long-haired drug abusing nancy boys.
Homer – Just look at them. In addition, virtually all emo music contains hidden and subliminal references to sodomy. A case in point is the inexplicably popular emo act My Chemical Romance, where ‘chemical’ is cockney rhyming slang for ‘homosexual.’ In addition, the lead singer is named Gerard Way, a clear anagram of ‘We’re all gay’. The fact that this anagram is misspelt is yet more testimony to the remarkable idiocy of emo culture.
However, although naturally homosexual, hemos will often use their feminine wiles to seduce the wives and daughters of good Christian men in order to recruit more members for their cult. They will then enter into a ‘relationship’ lasting on average two weeks, at the close of which they will retreat to their rooms, listen to some godawful whiney music and then soil themselves. If they can persuade their ‘ex’ to enact a similar ritual, the cult has gained another member. If you catch a hemo sniffing around your daughter, or, even worse, your wife, do not hesitate to do what is necessary. The Lord will look kindly upon you.
Drug addict – All emo followers are addicted to drugs. Fact.
liebral – The emo lifestyle could not exist without misguided liebral notions of ‘tolerance’. Hemos are well aware of this, and will stop at nothing to promote the liebral agenda, as witnessed by the recent caterwaulings of Alkaline Trio and Yellowcard in support of John Kerry.
Darkie- When gazing upon the pale, pasty face of a hemo, it seems inconceivable that they could have anything in common with Negros. However, the ‘values’ that emo cherishes – emotional openness and generally being a self-pitying crybaby – were first introduced into white culture by the terrorist Mahatma Gandhi in order to undermine the reserve, ‘stiff upper lip’ and self-control which had enabled Great Britain to conquer the world.
Joo – Anyone who has ever been unfortunate enough to be trapped in conversation with a hemo will know that they are obsessed with ideas such as ‘issues’, ‘baggage’, ‘neuroses’ and ‘emotions’ – utterly unscientific, and, worse, unchristian ideas invented by the Hebrew psychologists Sigmund Freud and Woody Allen.
Catholic – The lyrics to all emo songs are exclusively concerned with the pain involved with relationships. This serves to put youngsters off marriage, and promote the Catholic ideal of celibacy.
Mudslum terrorist – Emo music serves to put the listener in a suicidal state. Thus, it is an invaluable ally of the terrorists, as emo fans are easily recruited to become suicide bombers. It is a proven fact that the 7th July bombers were all listening to Jimmy Eat World (JEW – yet more proof of emo’s unchristian connections) through headphones at the time of the attacks.

For more information on this Satanic cult, I most thoroughly recommend this excellent article. It's so gloriously well-written, it could almost have been the work of one of our members.
In conclusion, hemos are the lowest scum on God’s green earth. They must be destroyed.


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Default Re: Hemosexuals - 10-14-2006, 02:32 PM

Praise Jesus and thank you for the excellent information Brother Temperance.

I am happy to add that the birthplace of this degenerate "punk" filth that you refer to has been closed forever by the DOF only today! Hallelujah and THANK YOU JESUS for your prompt action. The entire story is HERE.

Now, let us all pray hard that Jesus shuts down another festering sore on the face of this earth: the mary-worshipping headquarters of the antichrist himself, the Vatican.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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However, although naturally homosexual, hemos will often use their feminine wiles to seduce the wives and daughters of good Christian men in order to recruit more members for their cult. They will then enter into a ‘relationship’ lasting on average two weeks, at the close of which they will retreat to their rooms, listen to some godawful whiney music and then soil themselves. If they can persuade their ‘ex’ to enact a similar ritual, the cult has gained another member.
Mr.Brother Temperince, i gots a kwestion about them hemo ladies. when they finds out that thier boyfreind is a homer, do they start cleanin other hemo lady carpets, or do they pine pine pines for thier lost hetero-hemo lurve, listenin to whine hardcore musicks an would that make them winos?
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Mr.Brother Temperince, i gots a kwestion about them hemo ladies. when they finds out that thier boyfreind is a homer, do they start cleanin other hemo lady carpets, or do they pine pine pines for thier lost hetero-hemo lurve, listenin to whine hardcore musicks an would that make them winos?
When dealing with cults of this nature, it's always difficult to differentiate between male and female sinners... generally, they disguise themselves as mincing queers (not particuarly difficult, since hemo homers generally look like inferior women anyway) in an attempt to seduce their lost love. When this fails, they generally become fully-fledged winos, and spend the rest of their lives growing beards and sinfully pleasuring themselves on Church doorsteps. The unsaved are a strange lot indeed.


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When dealing with cults of this nature, it's always difficult to differentiate between male and female sinners... generally, they disguise themselves as mincing queers (not particuarly difficult, since hemo homers generally look like inferior women anyway) in an attempt to seduce their lost love. When this fails, they generally become fully-fledged winos, and spend the rest of their lives growing beards and sinfully pleasuring themselves on Church doorsteps. The unsaved are a strange lot indeed.
Unsaved is right Brother Temperance AND suicidal.
If only they could find Jesus© their lives would meand so much more.
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Default Re: Hemosexuals - 10-15-2006, 09:44 PM

You know in my day we would simply beat some sense into these fruitcakes. It's nothing a 12 week stretch in Beaufort SC and then 18 months in Iraq can't cure. These kids need Jesus and they need Him bad.

The hair, the clothes, the womens pantyhose on their arms, the makeup...all frowned upon by Sweet Jesus Christ, Saviour of humanity. They also obviously glorify Satan every chance they get. That's pretty apparent.

This thread is amazing Brother Temperence. It's certainly eye-opening and I pray that some take heed and repent before Jesus kills them.


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Default Re: Hemosexuals - 10-17-2006, 12:42 PM

Brother Temperance, is it true that in keeping with their lifestyle; emo's tend to eat only items that have been "pre-cut"; for example sliced bread or pizza?

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Brother Temperance, is it true that in keeping with their lifestyle; emo's tend to eat only items that have been "pre-cut"; for example sliced bread or pizza?

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A homer emu would never eat something as wholesome as sliced bread. Since Pizza was invented by Papist wops, it's gay enough for them to eat, and has the added bonus of causing them to become even plumper, thus making them more abhorrent to the average eye. Emos take great delight in upsetting the eyes of civilised folk.


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When dealing with cults of this nature, it's always difficult to differentiate between male and female sinners... generally, they disguise themselves as mincing queers
Indeed Brother, I have witness many of these 'emos' myself, and I simply don't understand WHY the male ones desire so much to look like nancy, whiny females! They should be proud that He has chosen to make them strong, authoritative MEN, not desire to be us submitive, hormonal women!!

It's time these nancy wimpering homers turned themselves to the LORD instead of condemning themselves to Hell!! GLORY!!

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Default Re: Emusexuals - 11-28-2007, 07:20 PM

Seems like a good time to "Bump" this wonderful Five Star Thread originally Posted by Brother Temperance to warn us all of the Threat to Civilization posed by "EMO".

This Video sent to me straight from England gives us all a fair warning of what may be to come and further information about what one of these creatures actually is.




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Default Re: Emusexuals - 12-06-2007, 03:42 AM

emos are indeed some kind of mormons, but so are you baptists.

"Punk – Punk was a movement invented in 1977 by a Jewish accountant named Malcolm Maclaren as a way to get rich quickly while promoting disrespect for authority, drug abuse, atheism and paedophilia. The worst and most degraded elements of punk eventually became known as ‘hardcore’ which in turn spawned n even more degenerate style – Emotional Hardcore, which rapidly became shortened to ‘emo’ when it was realised that the brains of most emo fans, or ‘hemosexuals’ as they are technically known, were too drug-addled to remember any word more than three letters long."

er no, it was invented in the early/mid seventies in new york, with The New York Dolls, The Ramones, etc acts. and emo ceased to be a punk subgenre during the nineties, when it turned from Husker Dü to Taking Back Sunday, which is emo, but as a subgenre of rock.

and youre assuming that "emos" are addicted to many substances. i listen to both types of emo, and i do drink with friends, but never experienced addictiveness to any substance, never fell for anything. why? because i have reasonable thinking, the same way of thinking with which i deny youre religion.
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Default Re: Hemosexuals - 12-06-2007, 04:53 AM

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Landover has always been renowned for the quality of the information it provides on all the latest "groovy" underground satanic trends, such as beatniks and goths. In keeping with this fine tradition, I would like to present a short guide to an even newer and more insidious threat: emo.
In this guide, I will attempt to explain how features of virtually all previous satanic cults have merged to create this ‘super-cult’.

BIBLICAL REFERENCES TO EMO:

1 Corinthians 11:14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?

Zephaniah 1:8 And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

1 Timothy 3:
1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, 3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,
4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God...

1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind...

What do you get when you cross a punk, a goth, a hippy, a homer, a drug addict, a liebral, a darkie, a Joo, a Catholic, and a mudslum terrorist?

Emo

Punk – Punk was a movement invented in 1977 by a Jewish accountant named Malcolm Maclaren as a way to get rich quickly while promoting disrespect for authority, drug abuse, atheism and paedophilia. The worst and most degraded elements of punk eventually became known as ‘hardcore’ which in turn spawned n even more degenerate style – Emotional Hardcore, which rapidly became shortened to ‘emo’ when it was realised that the brains of most emo fans, or ‘hemosexuals’ as they are technically known, were too drug-addled to remember any word more than three letters long.
Goth – Discussed in far more detail elsewhere on this site. Suffice to say that Goths wear black, worship Satan, listen to awful depressing music and practice witchcraft and self-harm – all traits imitated by hemos.
Hippy – Like hippies, all hemos are long-haired drug abusing nancy boys.
Homer – Just look at them. In addition, virtually all emo music contains hidden and subliminal references to sodomy. A case in point is the inexplicably popular emo act My Chemical Romance, where ‘chemical’ is cockney rhyming slang for ‘homosexual.’ In addition, the lead singer is named Gerard Way, a clear anagram of ‘We’re all gay’. The fact that this anagram is misspelt is yet more testimony to the remarkable idiocy of emo culture.
However, although naturally homosexual, hemos will often use their feminine wiles to seduce the wives and daughters of good Christian men in order to recruit more members for their cult. They will then enter into a ‘relationship’ lasting on average two weeks, at the close of which they will retreat to their rooms, listen to some godawful whiney music and then soil themselves. If they can persuade their ‘ex’ to enact a similar ritual, the cult has gained another member. If you catch a hemo sniffing around your daughter, or, even worse, your wife, do not hesitate to do what is necessary. The Lord will look kindly upon you.
Drug addict – All emo followers are addicted to drugs. Fact.
liebral – The emo lifestyle could not exist without misguided liebral notions of ‘tolerance’. Hemos are well aware of this, and will stop at nothing to promote the liebral agenda, as witnessed by the recent caterwaulings of Alkaline Trio and Yellowcard in support of John Kerry.
Darkie- When gazing upon the pale, pasty face of a hemo, it seems inconceivable that they could have anything in common with Negros. However, the ‘values’ that emo cherishes – emotional openness and generally being a self-pitying crybaby – were first introduced into white culture by the terrorist Mahatma Gandhi in order to undermine the reserve, ‘stiff upper lip’ and self-control which had enabled Great Britain to conquer the world.
Joo – Anyone who has ever been unfortunate enough to be trapped in conversation with a hemo will know that they are obsessed with ideas such as ‘issues’, ‘baggage’, ‘neuroses’ and ‘emotions’ – utterly unscientific, and, worse, unchristian ideas invented by the Hebrew psychologists Sigmund Freud and Woody Allen.
Catholic – The lyrics to all emo songs are exclusively concerned with the pain involved with relationships. This serves to put youngsters off marriage, and promote the Catholic ideal of celibacy.
Mudslum terrorist – Emo music serves to put the listener in a suicidal state. Thus, it is an invaluable ally of the terrorists, as emo fans are easily recruited to become suicide bombers. It is a proven fact that the 7th July bombers were all listening to Jimmy Eat World (JEW – yet more proof of emo’s unchristian connections) through headphones at the time of the attacks.

For more information on this Satanic cult, I most thoroughly recommend this excellent article. It's so gloriously well-written, it could almost have been the work of one of our members.
In conclusion, hemos are the lowest scum on God’s green earth. They must be destroyed.
This is bullsh*t I listen to punk being the best music in the world, but I am no emo, I don't like them, they don't know what suffering is, try living in poverty from birth, I definitely don't take drugs and I am not gay, I din't know what draws gays to men. Oh well but they still deserve equal rights.
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Default Re: Emusexuals - 12-06-2007, 04:56 AM

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emos are indeed some kind of mormons, but so are you baptists.

"Punk – Punk was a movement invented in 1977 by a Jewish accountant named Malcolm Maclaren as a way to get rich quickly while promoting disrespect for authority, drug abuse, atheism and paedophilia. The worst and most degraded elements of punk eventually became known as ‘hardcore’ which in turn spawned n even more degenerate style – Emotional Hardcore, which rapidly became shortened to ‘emo’ when it was realised that the brains of most emo fans, or ‘hemosexuals’ as they are technically known, were too drug-addled to remember any word more than three letters long."

er no, it was invented in the early/mid seventies in new york, with The New York Dolls, The Ramones, etc acts. and emo ceased to be a punk subgenre during the nineties, when it turned from Husker Dü to Taking Back Sunday, which is emo, but as a subgenre of rock.

and youre assuming that "emos" are addicted to many substances. i listen to both types of emo, and i do drink with friends, but never experienced addictiveness to any substance, never fell for anything. why? because i have reasonable thinking, the same way of thinking with which i deny youre religion.
I love the Ramones, The Saints, The Stooges and The Assorted songs from other bands.
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you love a bunch of bands full of men?
Can a single one of keep you from burning in Hell?
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This is bullsh*t I listen to punk being the best music in the world...
Clear off you sodomite, there's no place for degenerate punks here at God's Forums. Jesus hates punks and so do I. Do you really think never bathing and getting drunk on cheap cider and listening to Conflict all the time will be enough to save you from eternal damnation?


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Default Re: Hemosexuals - 12-06-2007, 06:36 PM

Praise Jesus for this information you have provided us. I have seen some of these types out there, and wondered what sort of gothic cult they were a part of, but now it is all so clear!
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Default Re: Hemosexuals - 12-07-2007, 11:54 PM

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Clear off you sodomite, there's no place for degenerate punks here at God's Forums. Jesus hates punks and so do I. Do you really think never bathing and getting drunk on cheap cider and listening to Conflict all the time will be enough to save you from eternal damnation?
I've never touched a drop of Alcho in my life, if your juz gonna make fun of my tastes then what music do you listen to?
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Default Re: Hemosexuals - 12-08-2007, 12:25 AM

Hello again boys and girls and welcome to todays lesson of the real world.


i know its fun living in fantasy land, but learning is vital
ok then on with the lesson:

emos arent satanic, theyre just into emotional depressing music im sure youll strugle with that as always, but theres always time to try, GOOD LUCK YOU GUYS!!


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Default Re: Hemosexuals - 12-08-2007, 12:29 AM

o yeah by the way punk is awesome, as is funk, rock, classic rock, funk, metal, death metal, funk metal MUSIC IS LIFE and its absolutley banging, couldnt live without it!!!


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o yeah by the way punk is awesome, as is funk, rock, classic rock, funk, metal, death metal, funk metal MUSIC IS LIFE and its absolutley banging, couldnt live without it!!!
You're claiming that death metal is life? I've heard faggoths try to claim that "black metal ist krieg" (I'm not sure what that last word means, but I'm pretty sure it's French for "effeminate"), but saying that death metal is life is a new one. You can't live without God, not music.


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