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Default Beware of satanic Instagram! - 09-08-2014, 10:52 AM

Parents, take note!

I'm sure all of you parents have heard your kids talking about this "instagram".
At the moment it's all the rage amongst the teenagers. Instagram is so called social network program, that makes your children to take naked photos of themselves and then this program will send those photos all over the world via internet.

As if this wasn't bad enough, think about what an instagram really is. Instagram is a symbol that is commonly used by Satan worshipers such as wiccans and jews. Let's see few examples of instagrams.




An instagram with goat representing Satan




A jew showing off his instagram




Teenager showing his brand new instagram tattoo, after using program Instagram for just two weeks, in Instagram.



As it is obvious by now, NEVER EVER let your children join this satanic online comminity!!

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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 09-08-2014, 11:17 AM

Brother,

This is BAD.

I had never heard of this community before. Now it seems I've been spending too much leisure time in Bible study neglecting vigilance! The world is about to end and - again - this new threat risks to destroy of the efforts of spreading the gospel.

I made an Interwebs seach and it turns out Satan has an actual Instagram account. And he has thousands of followers!



This is a sure sign of the End of Days. Satan is OPENLY advertising himself in the Interwebs.

Bless, you Brother for the warning. Now we can fight Satan.

2 Corinthians 2:11 Lest Satan should get an advantage of us: for we are not ignorant of his devices.


Thanks to you, we are no longer ignorant.


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 09-08-2014, 04:33 PM

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Now we can fight Satan.

2 Corinthians 2:11 Lest Satan should get an advantage of us: for we are not ignorant of his devices.


Thanks to you, we are no longer ignorant.
Indeed, brother. I feared as much, but I did not know that Satan was directly involved with this Instagram. I received information from concerned fellow believer, that if you re-arrange the letters of Instagram, you can reveal it's true name. GRIM SATAN!

If someone as well versed in the ways of fighting off evil, as I am, can't even see the true depth of evil behind Instagram, it's no wonder that kids get hooked on it so easily.
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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-26-2014, 10:28 AM

Instagram a) doesn't let you post naked photos. b) That's a pentagram, you dimwit.
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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-26-2014, 07:26 PM

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Instagram a) doesn't let you post naked photos. b) That's a pentagram, you dimwit.
Instagram doesn't allow them, but that doesn't stop people from posting them. You know certain pictures stay up for a prolonged period of time until reported, right...?


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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-27-2014, 02:16 AM

I've never been on it myself, but my husband says it looks like a porn website to him, with all the naked girls AKA sluts and harlots.


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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-27-2014, 08:39 AM

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That's a pentagram, you dimwit.
That program IS called Instagram, not pentagram. Try to pay a little attention.
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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-28-2014, 11:03 PM

[pornographic image of satan sodomizing Pastor Ezekiel removed]
This is a pentagram. You're wrong. Period.
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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 03-10-2015, 09:12 AM

This is quite embarrassing. I hate to tell you that Instagram has nothing to do with Satanic worship, and if anything I see a large number of people on it making posts thanking God. The word "Pentagram" (penta menaing 5) comes from Greek and represents a 5-pointed star. The unrelated word Instagram is a combination of the words "Instant" and "Telegram." Instagram contains women showing their bodies just as much as any popular social media or website. If you're child has an instagram, feel free to follow them. Actually, fam, follow me ***removed advertisement of secular propaganda***
I was raised Christian and shall raise my children the same. I follow @satan on Instragram. He does not promote the devil. He is a comedy account which posts satire unrelated to religion. I sincerely hope this threads author was making a joke, along with the rest of the forum members. Please educate yourself with a better understanding of words and pop culture before attempting to [mis]inform others.

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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 03-10-2015, 09:42 AM

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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 03-10-2015, 02:29 PM

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Way to be open-minded, demon.

This is the curse of the atheistical. They are so closed minded and scornful of not being closed minded that they simply cannot not see the world in the closed minded way to not see the world for what it is.

The see it as they want it to be. They literally believe they know better than God. That is why they hate Jesus: because they know that they could never make the ultimate temporary sacrifice and subsequent ressurection with no ill effects that Jesus did to save us from His righteous punishment for the crimes He preordained we must commiton His watch. I expect

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Jesus Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 06-23-2017, 01:44 AM

Instagram kills, again!

Whipped cream dispenser explodes, killing French Instagram fitness model
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A popular fitness blogger and Instagram model in France died after a pressurized canister used for dispensing whipped cream exploded, hitting her in the chest.

Rebecca Burger’s death from the June 17 incident was announced on social media Wednesday by her family, who warned of the potential risks of defective whipped cream dispensers

https://www.bostonglobe.com/lifestyl...d1J/story.html


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burger Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 09-16-2018, 02:14 AM

God was a jew so how is it bad to be a jew lmao ***empty threads by an obese basement troll removed by moderator*** ***more useless drivel removed by moderator***
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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 09-19-2018, 08:43 PM

Reading the thread, I've rarely seen such a load of gibberish and outright demented rot. Is this what the instagram causes in its minions? Taking a single example

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We know what a pentagram is. What evidence is there for Instagram being a portmanteau of instant & telegram rather than instant & pentagram? instruct & anagram? or anything else? None is offered which does seem a critical element of the argument so I can only assume that none exists. With minds and the world they see so warped, it would not surprise me to find some heretical sect behind this nonsense after all.

It's certainly not a club I'd ever wish to join!
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