[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

I think this article speaks for itself. I recommend following the link to read the whole thing.

The Worst Thing About Gay Marriage

by Sam Schulman

The difference is between the duties that marriage imposes on married people--not rights, but rather onerous obligations--which do not apply to same-sex love...

The relationship between a same-sex couple, though it involves the enviable joy of living forever with one's soulmate, loyalty, fidelity, warmth, a happy home, shopping, and parenting, is not the same as marriage between a man and a woman, though they enjoy exactly the same cozy virtues. These qualities are awfully nice, but they are emphatically not what marriage fosters, and, even when they do exist, are only a small part of why marriage evolved and what it does...

They are replicating what we might call the "romantic marriage,"...

The first is the most important: It is that marriage is concerned above all with female sexuality. The very existence of kinship depends on the protection of females from rape, degradation, and concubinage...

Marriage, whatever its particular manifestation in a particular culture or epoch, is essentially about who may and who may not have sexual access to a woman...

This most profound aspect of marriage--protecting and controlling the sexuality of the child-bearing sex--is its only true reason for being, and it has no equivalent in same-sex marriage...

Second, kinship modifies marriage by imposing a set of rules that determines not only whom one may marry (someone from the right clan or family, of the right age, with proper abilities, wealth, or an adjoining vineyard), but, more important, whom one may not marry...

Third, marriage changes the nature of sexual relations between a man and a woman. Sexual intercourse between a married couple is licit; sexual intercourse before marriage, or adulterous sex during marriage, is not. Illicit sex is not necessarily a crime, but licit sexual intercourse enjoys a sanction in the moral universe, however we understand it, from which premarital and extramarital copulation is excluded...

Few men would ever bother to enter into a romantic heterosexual marriage--much less three, as I have done--were it not for the iron grip of necessity that falls upon us when we are unwise enough to fall in love with a woman other than our mom...

Can gay men and women be as generous as we straight men are?

Every day thousands of ordinary heterosexual men surrender the dream of gratifying our immediate erotic desires. Instead, heroically, resignedly, we march up the aisle with our new brides...

[Nurse Clampett]

This most profound aspect of marriage--protecting and controlling the sexuality of the child-bearing sex--is its only true reason for being, and it has no equivalent in same-sex marriage.

This makes perfect sense to me, and I'm just a cotton-headed woman! If men didn't sacrifice a life of blissful hedonism for the female benefit, we women would be getting raped several times a day.

[Nobar King]

The worst thing about gay marriage is how it destroys traditional marriage.

[PalinHuckabee4Prez]

If homomaraiage is legal I'll have no choice but to file for divorce because my Traditional Marriage™ will become meaningless.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

The most shocking thing is that if your wife had a sex-change operation, you couldn't divorce her.

[MrMannnly]

Although naturally I haven't read the article, the Holy Spirit has revealed to me everything I need to know about it (thank you Jesus!). There are so many "worst things" about Homo "marriage" that even a chinaman couldn't count that high

Homosexuals can't get married by definition. The Lord has given MARRIAGE as an institution between a man and his helpmeet. No amount of whining and fist-pounding by liberals and hippies can change that. The best they can do is a cheap imitation, hoping to substitute "love" and "commitment" for children and the duties of a wife to her husband. It's like comparing caviar to fish droppings. NO TRUE AMERICAN WILL EVER RECOGNIZE A HOMO "MARRIAGE".

[James Hutchins]

Gay marriage is impossible. Unless they also adopt a female to do the cooking and cleaning, morning chores and baby tending. No man should ever stoop that low.

If one of the partners in a union cannot conceive, they should be disposed of like newspaper that was wrapped around spoiled fish. Therefore, gay marriage is impossible, it would end the second it began.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Originally Posted by Nurse Clampett

If men didn't sacrifice a life of blissful hedonism for the female benefit, we women would be getting raped several times a day.

Can you blame us? Lots of men, including me, have a thing for girls in nurse outfits.

[iknowverylittle]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Gay marriage is impossible. Unless they also adopt a female to do the cooking and cleaning, morning chores and baby tending. No man should ever stoop that low.

If one of the partners in a union cannot conceive, they should be disposed of like newspaper that was wrapped around spoiled fish. Therefore, gay marriage is impossible, it would end the second it began.

You said that if one partner cant conceive, they "should be disposed of like newspaper that was wrapped around spoiled fish." I just wanted to say that my aunt had cancer and she can no longer have children. Are you saying that she should be disposed of like trash? You make me sick. God doesnt love you. Not even your parents love you. you are a piece of trash. Oh and congrats for pounding the post queers. I bet you pounded your penis into their asses Dont worry, I know your secretly gay. And God knows too. You are gay, and you are trash. Goodbye, ugly.

[iknowverylittle]

Originally Posted by PalinHuckabee4Prez

If homomaraiage is legal I'll have no choice but to file for divorce because my Traditional Marriage™ will become meaningless.

You sound like a child. "I want cake! But no one else can have any, i have to be the only one. I want to be the only one with cake. If im not, the cake wont taste good! Its only good if im the only one eating it! Its only good if no one else can have any!!" You sound like your five years old. A five year old brat. The cake is only good if YOUR the only one eating it. Well guess what? Your a fatty and the cake is for everyone. Gay marriage will be legal soon, and you will have no choice but to divorce your wife and turn into one of us.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by iknowverylittle

You said that if one partner cant conceive, they "should be disposed of like newspaper that was wrapped around spoiled fish." I just wanted to say that my aunt had cancer and she can no longer have children. Are you saying that she should be disposed of like trash?

Exactly, you are not quite as stupid as you appear. If a woman cannot and does not produce Soldiers for Christ, she has zero value.

You make me sick. God doesnt love you. Not even your parents love you. you are a piece of trash. Oh and congrats for pounding the post queers. I bet you pounded your penis into their asses Dont worry, I know your secretly gay. And God knows too. You are gay, and you are trash. Goodbye, ugly.

I think you are a bit confused. You are sick because you have the AIDS, like all you homers do.
No, I do not approach a persons rectum under any circumstances, I leave that dirty work to the foul abominations that hate Jesus. People like you.

I find it interesting you attempt to insult me by calling me gay. It shows you know being a homer is a terrible, terrible horrid thing. Let's take a moment and try to think of someone in this conversation who has admitted they are a disgusting homer. You can take your time, I know this is a tough question for a female, let alone a lezbo.

[Dirk]

Originally Posted by MrMannnly

Although naturally I haven't read the article, the Holy Spirit has revealed to me everything I need to know about it (thank you Jesus!). There are so many "worst things" about Homo "marriage" that even a chinaman couldn't count that high

Homosexuals can't get married by definition. The Lord has given MARRIAGE as an institution between a man and his helpmeet. No amount of whining and fist-pounding by liberals and hippies can change that. The best they can do is a cheap imitation, hoping to substitute "love" and "commitment" for children and the duties of a wife to her husband. It's like comparing caviar to fish droppings. NO TRUE AMERICAN WILL EVER RECOGNIZE A HOMO "MARRIAGE".

That is what I'm talking about!

[Master Gordon]

Bah humbug to gay marriage. There is no such thing it is an abomination to the Lord.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Originally Posted by iknowverylittle

You sound like a child. "I want cake! But no one else can have any, i have to be the only one. I want to be the only one with cake. If im not, the cake wont taste good!

I don't see the issue here. Of course straight people are the only people who deserve to get married. Homosexuals don't really love each other like normal people, they are just imitating what they see us straight people do.

They are playing house. They have no idea what it really means to be married, and have no business intruding on our territory, simultaneously cheapening the beauty of my marriage to my wife.