[Ezekiel Bathfire]

I can hardly believe the utter and abysmal depths of Tennessee biblical knowledge. Are they all Catholics or Jews?

As you read the report below, look for the elementary mistakes:

Baby can't be named 'Messiah,' judge rules

NBC station WBIR reported that the parents of the 7-month-old went to a child support hearing in Cocke County Chancery Court because they could not agree on his surname.
However, Child Support Magistrate Lu Ann Ballew (A woman judge? Named after a Character in “Jungle Book”?!) decided Thursday that the baby, Messiah DeShawn Martin, should be renamed “Martin DeShawn McCullough. [because] The word Messiah is a title and it's a title that has only been earned by one person and that one person is Jesus Christ,” Ballew said, according to WBIR-TV.

She said she made the decision in the best interests of the child.



On Sunday, Jaleesa Martin, the baby’s mother, told a radio station that she planned to appeal the decision.

“I never intended on naming my son Messiah because it means God and I didn't think a judge could make me change my baby's name because of her religious beliefs,” she said. Jaleesa Martin said she liked how the name sounded alongside her two other children, Micah and Mason. “Everybody believes what they want so I think I should be able to name my child what I want to name him, not someone else,” she said.

1. The judge thought that the title “Messiah” had been earned!

This is complete deception and lies. I quote from Strong’s Hebrew and Greek dictionary:

(Heb. mashiah), in all the thirty-nine instances of its occurring in the Old Testament, is rendered as"Christos." It means anointed. Thus priests (Ex. 28:41; 40:15; Num. 3:3), prophets (1 Kings 19:16), and kings (1 Sam. 9:16; 16:3; 2 Sam. 12:7) were anointed with oil, and so consecrated to their respective offices.

And how is it possible for a child, born of a virgin, to “earn” being anointed?

2. The nigress that whelped this picanniny then says she “never intended on naming my son Messiah because it means God.” Well, it doesn’t mean “God”, you cretin!

3. As if this wasn’t enough, “Jaleesa (where do they get these names? Have they all got Scrabble sets?) Martin said she liked how the name sounded alongside her two other children, Micah and Mason.”

Where do they find these creatures? Did no one mention that nigras could be educated if taken young? This harlot seems to think that “A nice sound” is a reason for a name. I'm surprised the other niglets aren't Ugga-Ugga, Boo-Galoo, and Guh-Guh!

4. For the final insult to your intelligence, you will have to watch the video at the link, where “Jaleesa” says that she and “the boy’s father” (i.e. someone she screwed in the dark in a crack-house) had agreed on the first name but not on the baby’s family name!

Anyway, I’m in indignation overload with this one. What is Tennessee if it isn’t “A Confederacy of Dunces” or an “Idiocracy”?!!!!111!!!! And I damn well thought that it was a god-fearing state!

Can these people vote? Can anyone suggest why sterilization isn’t compulsory for those on welfare? Or should I just sell my houses and businesses and send the money to Obama?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

My first reaction was some Obama voter trying to increase the chances that one day their niglet son could become president.

I do sympathize with the judge though - even if he is not Biblically correct. Someone has to try and put a stop to the mooselimbs naming their children "Hayzoos".

[Beets Flavin]

It is extremely important to understand that the son of our Gracious lord was himself a prostitute, in that he saved us all much as the giant jolly man in the green mile made the mouse tail come alive to the consternation of the little fellow obsessed with urination.

In this same way, we see the obsession with useless cartoon facsimiles of facial gestures on the right, when what is known to all proper Christains is that girls from Kentucky and Tennessee are hairy by default.

And that is good and proper in the light of the Lord's eyes, despite their teeth. It says L S and D on television as a warning, for Language, Sex, and Deviation from the principle of Christ as absolution, and if you don't understand you are not saved and need to be bathed in the blood of the lamb.

This is what the movie was all about. Escape, my children, it is all about getting out of prison, the prison that YOUR PARENTS created. Because, they worked for them.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Originally Posted by Beets Flavin

It is extremely important to understand that the son of our Gracious lord was himself a prostitute, in that he saved us all much as the giant jolly man in the green mile made the mouse tail come alive to the consternation of the little fellow obsessed with urination.

In this same way, we see the obsession with useless cartoon facsimiles of facial gestures on the right, when what is known to all proper Christains is that girls from Kentucky and Tennessee are hairy by default.

And that is good and proper in the light of the Lord's eyes, despite their teeth. It says L S and D on television as a warning, for Language, Sex, and Deviation from the principle of Christ as absolution, and if you don't understand you are not saved and need to be bathed in the blood of the lamb.

This is what the movie was all about. Escape, my children, it is all about getting out of prison, the prison that YOUR PARENTS created. Because, they worked for them.

I think that the warning should not be a prompt for you to smoke LSD. You are an addle brained drug addict, it's time for you to sober up and get your ass to church.

Please do not refer to Our Lord and Saviour as a prostitute, you only cheapen yourself

YiC
DAM

[Alvin Moss]

I don't believe it is right to indict the entire population of Tennessee over the antics of a few negroes. There are many negroes in that state, but there are many Christians as well. Some of my own mother's family came to Texas from Tennessee after the war. Once the yankees came through and let all the nigras go, stole everything not tied down and set fire to the rest, they came to Texas to start over. They were (and are) good, honest, God fearing Christians, though, being Scots, some were Presbyterians.

[Beets Flavin]

Originally Posted by Dec Abdiel Mordecai

I think that the warning should not be a prompt for you to smoke LSD. You are an addle brained drug addict, it's time for you to sober up and get your ass to church.

Please do not refer to Our Lord and Saviour as a prostitute, you only cheapen yourself

YiC
DAM

The Lord manifests in love in all matters, and only the holy are able to understand His ways that are mysterious in nature.

[Alvin Moss]

Beets, I think the Devil has your tounge...or your fingers or whatever.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Originally Posted by Beets Flavin

The Lord manifests in love in all matters, and only the holy are able to understand His ways that are mysterious in nature.

I don't know what the consensus view around here is, however I would like to give you an award of my own making





Hope you like it

YiC
DAM

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Beets Flavin

It is extremely important to understand that the son of our Gracious lord was himself a prostitute, ....blahblahblah

SCREEEEECH!

Hold it right there, heathen.

Did you just claim that Jesus is a prostitute?

Or worse yet, are you claiming that Jesus had a son who was a prostitute?!?

Either way, I don't think I've ever heard something so offensive. Are you from Tenessee? I'd like to know one good reason why I shouldn't ban you here and now.

[Beets Flavin]

One good reason is that Tennessee is spelled with two letters that also start the words noun, nonchalant, and nattering nabobs of negativity. It strikes me now that the original word of the prophet John is not recognized in this temple, but I may be mistaken, distracted by the uninformed users of the Word, which is the narrow way of our Lord. I am somewhat taken by my usage of the word twice, and ordinarily it would lead to a prophecy, but my body has reflected that matters not understood by the common have been taken out of place and resulted in the abandonment of True Believers In Principle.

There are mathematical spellings that offer up the institution that does, in fact, believe that Jesus, Our Savior, That Brings Us Life Beyond DEATH, was selling his soul in practice to establish the church, or family of man, that ye may live again in the sanctuary, but it is becoming apparent now that English is not the first language up there in Ohio.

The Ohio Indians were the first to take control after the glaciers receded, and it did not take long to convert and subvert the children in nearby Iowa. The reasons for this are fairly simple: the clowns in what is now know as Iowa did not have good credit with nature because they insisted on eating frogs and beaver, and a good Indian doesn't eat either, but instead expresses alarm when these sort of practices are observed.

My name is Beets Flavin, and it was given to me by the tribe after my parents were murdered in cold blood during the revolution. I am the prophet.

Mostly because I know how to spell.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Originally Posted by Beets Flavin

One good reason is that Tennessee is spelled with two letters that also start the words noun, nonchalant, and nattering nabobs of negativity. It strikes me now that the original word of the prophet John is not recognized in this temple, but I may be mistaken, distracted by the uninformed users of the Word, which is the narrow way of our Lord. I am somewhat taken by my usage of the word twice, and ordinarily it would lead to a prophecy, but my body has reflected that matters not understood by the common have been taken out of place and resulted in the abandonment of True Believers In Principle.

There are mathematical spellings that offer up the institution that does, in fact, believe that Jesus, Our Savior, That Brings Us Life Beyond DEATH, was selling his soul in practice to establish the church, or family of man, that ye may live again in the sanctuary, but it is becoming apparent now that English is not the first language up there in Ohio.

The Ohio Indians were the first to take control after the glaciers receded, and it did not take long to convert and subvert the children in nearby Iowa. The reasons for this are fairly simple: the clowns in what is now know as Iowa did not have good credit with nature because they insisted on eating frogs and beaver, and a good Indian doesn't eat either, but instead expresses alarm when these sort of practices are observed.

My name is Beets Flavin, and it was given to me by the tribe after my parents were murdered in cold blood during the revolution. I am the prophet.

Mostly because I know how to spell.

I take a hard line against gematria, other forms of numerology, anagrams, and all other sorcery.

Leviticus 19:31
Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the Lord your God.


Mr. Flavin, please support your assertions with real Scripture, you're beginning to sound awfully mormon.

1 John 4:1 - Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.



God Bless
DAM