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Caption Contest #18! -
11-08-2016, 11:33 PM
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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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Re: Caption Contest #18! -
11-08-2016, 11:39 PM
I did not know you could vote, aren't you a foreigner?
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Caption Contest #18! -
11-08-2016, 11:43 PM
Remember son, always keep an eye on your woman so she doesn't get uppity.
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade Jesus macht frei
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Re: Caption Contest #18! -
11-09-2016, 12:28 AM
You can't trust a woman. Even a straight one can turn crooked.
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Re: Caption Contest #18! -
11-09-2016, 12:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
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Wait, are you filling that out with eyeliner?!
Cosmetically Yours,
Handmaiden
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Re: Caption Contest #18! -
11-10-2016, 12:54 PM
"Are you grabbing yourself? It looks like you're grabbing yourself. You seem to think that just because you're a celebrity you can do whatever you want".
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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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Re: Caption Contest #18! -
11-10-2016, 01:48 PM
The button for the nukes, is the left or the right one?
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: Caption Contest #18! -
11-06-2018, 05:56 PM
"What the heck am I looking at? She's a democrat, yet she didn't stay home due to overconfidence."
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