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Default Re: Emo nutbag plans to inspire the next Columbine- Sign the Petition - 07-06-2012, 01:21 AM

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I do have a clue, and it doesnt help your point one bit. That song doesnt inspire, it informs. Thats what happens when a kid is bullied, so the bullys might hear it and give their actions second thought.
Yes, because all the bullies are the ones sitting alone at home, crying, listening to MCR and cutting themselves in the dark.



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Default Re: Emo nutbag plans to inspire the next Columbine- Sign the Petition - 07-06-2012, 01:40 AM

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Yes, because all the bullies are the ones sitting alone at home, crying, listening to MCR and cutting themselves in the dark.

How do you suppose a kid crying in their room could manage to bully someone? From what your saying, mcr fans are mentally unstable teenagers sufferng from severe depression because they listen to a band that supports the exact opposite? Nice stereotype, but thats all it is. I wont deny that that might be true for SOME fans, but thats true for all bands, of all genres, not only one. The other fans are people, everyone from parents to their children, who want to learn from example that everyone has control of their lives and how they feel, thay they can accomplish anything they want if they put their hearts and souls into it. Yea, they really make some good bullies, dont they?
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How do you suppose a kid crying in their room could manage to bully someone? From what your saying, mcr fans are mentally unstable teenagers sufferng from severe depression
Exactly.

Bullies are not the emos listening to MCR. Bullies are not MCR's target audience; self-abusing, whiny little emo prats that get beaten up by bullies are.


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Default Re: Emo nutbag plans to inspire the next Columbine- Sign the Petition - 07-06-2012, 02:39 AM

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Exactly.

Bullies are not the emos listening to MCR. Bullies are not MCR's target audience; self-abusing, whiny little emo prats that get beaten up by bullies are.
the span of their music and messages reaches farther than youd think
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the span of their music and messages reaches farther than youd think
Right down to the fires of Hell. That's pretty far!


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Default Re: Emo nutbag plans to inspire the next Columbine- Sign the Petition - 07-06-2012, 03:35 AM

is it just physically impossible for you to restrain yourself from damning people to hell, or does it just make you feel good?


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is it just physically impossible for you to restrain yourself from damning people to hell, or does it just make you feel good?
I haven't damned anybody to Hell. I responded to your comment about the reach of MCR's music. It reaches to Hell.

I am not able to damn anyone to Hell. However, I am able to read the Bible, understand what is sin, and warn people like you that you are choosing a path which is disobedient to God (sinful), which will result in your eternal torment in His Lake of Fire.

If I see you stumbling drunk out of a bar with car keys in your hands, and I tell you, "Hey, if you drive your car down the street, the cop on the corner will arrest you", am I arresting you?

No. I'm warning you of the consequences of your actions.

This is the same thing. The LAW is in the Bible. We are telling you the consequences of your CHOICE to break God's LAW. There is only one punishment: Being burned alive for all time in God's Lake of Fire.

And He knows what you're up to. You cannot keep secrets from Him.


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is it just physically impossible for you to restrain yourself from damning people to hell, or does it just make you feel good?
God commands that we rebuke you. Bend over and take it, nancy.

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2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

1 Tim 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Talking Re: Emo nutbag plans to inspire the next Columbine- Sign the Petition - 09-04-2012, 06:46 AM

All you guys are the nutbages! This is bullshit. Every one of you that supports this petition should just be kept in jail and rott. You religious piffles are the ones who make people crazy. You sure make me crazy. I'm so sick of religious people who judge on every single piffleing thing. I believe in science, not a piffleing made up fairey tale. and seriously? How about you actually do some research on this song and not just read and assume? You dont even know this "so called nutbag" He is a very loving person with a family. Its a piffleING SONG. Did you know religion started so much piffleing shit throughout all world history? Thats all I learned in school about how every single thing happened. because of religion. Im so sick of it. We would have World peace without this so called god. All you care for god is if something bad happens and you want mercy, or you are scared to die so your forced to believe something thats not even real. Love how I answered the RANDOM QUESTION right on the first try. so stupid. Like what it says on the so called bible, something about "eating your dung, and dringing your piss" You guys are what you eat. haha. im not anti-religion. But thats how I see it, and when I see douch bages like you makes me want to piffleing puke. These people saved my life. No god would have saved mine.
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All you guys are the nutbages! This is bullshit. Every one of you that supports this petition should just be kept in jail and rott. You religious piffles are the ones who make people crazy. You sure make me crazy. I'm so sick of religious people who judge on every single piffleing thing. I believe in science, not a piffleing made up fairey tale. and seriously? How about you actually do some research on this song and not just read and assume? You dont even know this "so called nutbag" He is a very loving person with a family. Its a piffleING SONG. Did you know religion started so much piffleing shit throughout all world history? Thats all I learned in school about how every single thing happened. because of religion. Im so sick of it. We would have World peace without this so called god. All you care for god is if something bad happens and you want mercy, or you are scared to die so your forced to believe something thats not even real. Love how I answered the RANDOM QUESTION right on the first try. so stupid. Like what it says on the so called bible, something about "eating your dung, and dringing your piss" You guys are what you eat. haha. im not anti-religion. But thats how I see it, and when I see douch bages like you makes me want to piffleing puke. These people saved my life. No god would have saved mine.
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Default Re: Emo nutbag plans to inspire the next Columbine- Sign the Petition - 09-05-2012, 12:06 AM

I literally have no words for how stupid and overreacting you guys are. Firstly, this had nothing to do with My Chemical Romance. This was in 2009; MCR was taking a break at that time. This was a side-project; LeATHERMOUTH. It was like, a screamo band, I suppose.

But you guys listen to all the stereotypes, and believe them.

Today, I wore a black Paramore shirt and ripped white skinny jeans. Emo, you say? Yesterday, I wore regular Hollister blue jeans and an aeropostale jacket. I'm so emo. Definitely.

Not all stereotypes are true. Like, not all people who wear black cut themselves. And not all blondes are dumb. And not all gingers are soulless. And just because Frank wrote some violent stuff in songs in 2009, it doesn't mean he's a psycho, or that he's emo. He's not, really.

How could you call this adorable face "emo"?



Gawsh, you guys. The song obviously wasn't literal. He would never encourage anybody to kill anyone, ever. So you can keep your stupid comments to yourself. Frank is a good guy, he's sweet, kind, honest, innocent. He's basically the perfect human being. He's an amazing guitarist, and he's been through alot. And a lot earlier in this thread, like, on the first page, you talked about how he was bullied in school - yeah, I wouldn't wish that on anybody. You guys are rotten, if you think that he wasn't contemplating shooting up his school. He wouldn't never do that. And inspiring the next columbine? You guys are out of your minds. Sure, sometimes a girl will occasionally call me "emo" at school, or pick on me and call me a bitch, but I would never, under any circumstances, shoot up my school. Not even if Frank told me to. You know why? Because people have morals. And you know what? Frank Iero has morals too! Gasp. It's a song. Songs aren't meant to be taken out of proportion, which is something you guys tend to do a lot. You're putting way too much thought into it.

Just ignore it. Ignore Gerard Way, and ignore Frank Iero. Ignore My Chemical Romance, and ignore LeATHERMOUTH. Picking on them is doing no good for you, so just quit it, alright?


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...And not all gingers are soulless...
Prove it. Prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that ONE ginger in the ENTIRE WORLD has a soul.

Do that, and I'll make sure they shut this whole forum down.

You have one week. At 8 PM Eastern, Tuesday September 11, 2012, this offer expires. Chop chop!


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Prove it. Prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that ONE ginger in the ENTIRE WORLD has a soul.

Do that, and I'll make sure they shut this whole forum down.

You have one week. At 8 PM Eastern, Tuesday September 11, 2012, this offer expires. Chop chop!
THAT should be a good one.

I've got $10 on:

"Gingers have souls because they're just like everyone else."


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Prove it. Prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that ONE ginger in the ENTIRE WORLD has a soul.
I don't actually believe in souls. I believe in consciences, but um. Ever hear of Annoying Orange? That's all I was making a joke about. Geez. That's all you got out of my whole entire post? Sigh.

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Sorry, man. No thanks. There's technically no proof that anyone has a soul. Yet, there's no proof that we don't. So, I don't know. I'm not going to do any research, though, because quite honestly I don't even care. That's not even the point of my post, so..

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I've got $10 on:

"Gingers have souls because they're just like everyone else."
They're not like everyone else? I'm sorry, I was uninformed. Give me proof, that's not from the bible. I have a naturally ginger friend, she's just like my naturally brunette friend except she has freckles. So, yeah. I want proof, kay?


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...So, yeah. I want proof, kay?
Yet when asked for proof of the assertion YOU made, it's all, "Well, I didn't really mean that", and then dancing around not admitting that you lied about gingers not being soulless.

Think about it. This whole forum could have gone, Landover Baptist shut down. All these people, their entire world and belief systems overturned, lost and without direction. Their pastors unemployed and disgraced, shunned in what little remains of civil society in the once great municipality of Freehold.

But that's all not gonna happen now, because of your complete failure to disprove that gingers have no souls. Landover Baptist will live on, spreading the ignorance and superstition that is inherent in Christianity, embodied in the vile tome known as the King James Bible. All the while the pastors will continue to fleece their flocks, living the good life of limousines, champagne and mansions, threatening damnation and eternal torture for the slightest disobedience to an archaic power structure based on ignorance, fear, and hatred. AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

I hope you're happy.


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So, yeah. I want proof, kay?
You are an idiot, kay.

The proof is in that Bible you refuse to read, kay.

The day you die will be a happy day for your mother who has always been ashamed of you, kay.

After that you will burn in Hell for all eternity where no one will care about your screams, kay.





We really need to figure out which madhouse lets these people go free and close it down.


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Default Re: Emo nutbag plans to inspire the next Columbine- Sign the Petition - 01-11-2013, 02:19 AM

Well. Coming from a church where, despite disagreements, we are all civil human beings... you people disgust me. DISGUST ME. Comments like "The feeling is mutual, you God-mocking atheist whore." Coming from so called respectable clergy members, you are scum. How dare you even call yourselves Christians? You are NOT following God at all. These people who love this band, who are you to judge them? In the Bible, it states that the Lord Himself is the only one who will be doing the judging. You all should be ashamed of yourselves. These posts are so hard to digest. It doesn't matter what you think of the band, the petition won't keep them from producing any more of their music or reduce their fanbase in the slightest. Someone is going to take a look at that petition and if they don't immediately toss it out, they are going to laugh so hard. You definitely CANNOT stop the music. And furthermore, you are making yourselves look like total idiots incapable of rational thought. This is being posted on different places on the internet, not your silly little petition, but your disgusting and loathsome comments to people who are just trying to protect a band they love. It doesn't matter what you think of the lyrics, you weren't the one coming up with the songs, how do you know what they mean? And don't give me any crap about "it's clearly evident." Often, lyrics have hidden meanings, or are simply metaphors for something else. It's no right of yours to try to take this band away from other people. It's no right of yours to decide anything for these people, be it who they listen to, who they marry, what they eat, or even what religion they should follow. None of that is for you to worry about. There is a reason that YOU are NOT God. Don't you dare go around slandering others and insulting them in His name. Don't you go around doing His job, HE WILL DO IT HIMSELF. Also, looking back, you seem to be calling His favored creation "freaks." I hope you plan on telling Him this when you go to meet Him. Explain to Him how you "know" He made mistakes making us. And how some of us should have committed the ultimate sin and took ourselves out? "Oh, I long for the good old days when Ozzy promoted his 'Suicide Solution'... why do these goths think they have to take out the innocents instead of just doing us a favor and pulling the plug on their own sad lives." I don't know about you, but promoting this sin doesn't make you any better in the eyes of ANYONE. It makes you look like misunderstanding TRASH. You would NEVER be welcome with that attitude in the church I used to attend. You won't be welcome ANYWHERE with people who have the good sense to be remotely decent. And go ahead, try to snap back at me with some "witty" retorts or some verses that you THINK are relevant. I don't care. You're not going to win any fight with me because I find you no more bothersome than a house fly. Take a good look in the mirror, so-called Christians following the Lord, I see that so many of you have to do some SERIOUS reevaluation.
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