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Default Re: Debating emochildofGod: round two - 12-05-2020, 02:20 AM

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dude- youre like 60. can you shut the actual fuhk up? im tired. jesus christ.
If you are tired, you can deal with that condition by logging off this site, shutting down your computer and going to sleep.

If you are weary of reading posts from people who have different belief systems or different worldviews, then just that first step will suffice.

This is OUR online church community. You are the visitor, remember? Now, either conform to the basic rules of etiquette--which means play nice and stop whining--or leave.

You are perfectly free to be an atheist; you can still post here. Didymus Much does it all the time. But he doesn't call himself a child of god.

The difference between you and Mr. Much is that he is not deluding himself. He accepts that the Bible says what it says. He doesn't approve of what it says and he doesn't pretend to believe it. He also doesn't waste our time by arguing with us about our mission here. In his own, twisted, hell-bound way, he supports it.


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Default Re: Debating emochildofGod: round two - 12-05-2020, 02:25 AM

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i signed up to debate one person, you asshat.
Sweetie, this forum belongs to a church. It is not a blog run by a single person, but free to post for all members of our community. You have no authority here to decide who posts and who doesn't.

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don't call me a juggalo.
When did I call you that? I don't even know what the term means.

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i'm a piffleing girl.
Maybe you should start practicing abstinence, dear, no respectable man will marry a girl who sleeps around.

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there's no winning an argument with someone who refuses to learn or listen. so theres no point of even trying.
Duly noted, dear. A few posts above I wrote a detailed reply to your musings. I guess what you're telling me is that I wasted my time. That's OK, my bread was still in the oven so I had a few minutes to spare.

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so just shut up. shut the hell up.
You seem tense. Have you tried baking? I find it soothing.

Cinnamon and raisins whole wheat bread
2 cups sourdough starter, fed 12 hours earlier
3 cups whole wheat or spelt flour
3 cups unbleached all purpose flour
2 and 1/2 cup lukewarm water
2 heaping tsp salt
1 cup raisins
1 tsp cinnamon
maybe 1 tbsp honey? I put 2 and it came out a bit too sweet. Maybe the sugar in raisins would be enough.

Combine starter, flours, and water. Autolyze for 1/2 hour. Add the remaining ingredients and knead for some 20 minutes. Let rise 4 hours. Transfer to buttered forms (I use solid iron), this should be enough for 2-3 loaves. Let rise for another 2 hours. Preheat oven to 450 F and bake approx. 35 minutes.

It's really good, you should try it!
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Default Re: Debating emochildofGod: round two - 12-05-2020, 02:36 AM

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i signed up to debate one person, you asshat.don't call me a juggalo. i'm a piffleing girl.
there's no winning an argument with someone who refuses to learn or listen. so theres no point of even trying. so just shut up. shut the hell up.
That was flat out rude! Sister Basilissa is an upstanding member of our community and usually one of the first to extend a gracious welcome to all manner of Unsaved Trash.

I am going to ask you to still your fingers and cease writing insulting epithets to True Christian ladies. (Notice that I managed that without including any swear words?)

Also, I am going to ask you to read the Bible. That's what we ask of everyone, so don't feel put out.


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Default Re: Debating emochildofGod: round two - 12-05-2020, 02:40 AM

I learned what "lack of spoons to respond" means. "Spoons" are units of mental energy that crazy people use to appear sane. When they run out of spoons, this happens. Anyway, here's the score so far:
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Default Re: Debating emochildofGod: round two - 12-05-2020, 02:49 AM

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If there's not a home cooked meal on the table, the man can get his ass up and put some ramen on the stove. it takes five minutes. "He should stop being a sissy" and do things himself.
Also, me and a lot more girls like men who show emotions. The toxic masculinity trend has long since died.
Neither my husband nor any of our five sons have ever EVER cooked a meal. I always have a home cooked meal on the table for them three times a day.


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AntiFa protest? I'm telling you to listen to the album.
Antifa protests are black parades. That's why there's so much looting.

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Gerard believes that death comes to you as your fondest memory.
Interesting idea. My fondest memory is finding Jesus, and I'm going to see Him again to be judged when I die. I wonder why your death is going to come to you as my fondest memory though.

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For the patient- it's seeing a parade with his dad.
His dad was in the parade? This is getting more inane by the minute.

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The concept is easy to understand- and if you cant get it from listening to the album? That's on you, bud.
The concept of the Bible is easy to understand. And if you can't get it from reading His Holy Word, that's on you. When your parade daddy parades you down to Hell, don't say you weren't warned.


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Default Re: Debating emochildofGod: round two - 12-05-2020, 04:05 AM

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Maybe you should start practicing abstinence, dear, no respectable man will marry a girl who sleeps around....

Have you tried baking? I find it soothing.

Cinnamon and raisins whole wheat bread
2 cups sourdough starter, fed 12 hours earlier
3 cups whole wheat or spelt flour
3 cups unbleached all purpose flour
2 and 1/2 cup lukewarm water
2 heaping tsp salt
1 cup raisins
1 tsp cinnamon
maybe 1 tbsp honey? I put 2 and it came out a bit too sweet. Maybe the sugar in raisins would be enough.

Combine starter, flours, and water. Autolyze for 1/2 hour. Add the remaining ingredients and knead for some 20 minutes. Let rise 4 hours. Transfer to buttered forms (I use solid iron), this should be enough for 2-3 loaves. Let rise for another 2 hours. Preheat oven to 450 F and bake approx. 35 minutes.
Thanks for the recipe? I'll try it out. As far as the "no respectable man..." part,,,,,, i hate to break it to you, but I'm a fag- as some of yall on here would call me. I actually just got a girlfriend and we are quite happy

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i hate to break it to you, but I'm a fag
Please don't use a word like 'fag.' It's hateful and bigoted and we don't tolerate hatred or bigotry here at Landover. Remember, God is love.


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Please don't use a word like 'fag.' It's hateful and bigoted and we don't tolerate hatred or bigotry here at Landover. Remember, God is love.
bro ive seen at least 5 people call someone a f*g. like Elliot page. it's also an inside joke between me and my gf (hi kaylee!)
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dude- youre like 60. can you shut the actual [nasty word deleted] up? im tired. [vile blasphemy deleted].
That's age discrimination, pure and simple, and it's just wrong. You millennials are all the same--no respect for anyone.

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bro ive seen at least 5 people call someone a f*g. like Elliot page. it's also an inside joke between me and my gf (hi kaylee!)
Oh, I get it. Like how my sister and I have an inside joke based on the N word. Want to hear it?


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That's age discrimination, pure and simple, and it's just wrong. You millennials are all the same--no respect for anyone.

Oh, I get it. Like how my sister and I have an inside joke based on the N word. Want to hear it?
the joke is based on us being bullied for being gay. we're gay. we can use that word. like black people can use the n word. we're taking our tormentor's words and flipping them to our side. I am a girl, and so is Kaylee. and also- i'm gen z. early twenties.
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the joke is based on us being bullied for being gay. we're gay. we can use that word. like black people can use the n word. we're taking our tormentor's words and flipping them to our side. I am a girl, and so is Kaylee. and also- i'm gen z. early twenties.
anyways- stream XO by LeATHERMOUTH
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i signed up to debate one person, you asshat.don't call me a juggalo. i'm a piffleing girl.
there's no winning an argument with someone who refuses to learn or listen. so theres no point of even trying. so just shut up. shut the hell up.
Tantrums are pointless. Every time you act out, God sees it and it is marked in your permanent record. Come judgement day, all the infractions you have earned in life are tallied up. You see, it is not some arbitrary judgment regarding your placement in Hell, it is hard logic and reason used.
You kids, you 'claim' to be a girl today, a boy tomorrow and gosh, who knows what the day after that. Be sure to post here when you are a Rice Crispie.
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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Default Re: Debating emochildofGod: round two - 12-05-2020, 03:32 PM

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Not even gonna lie- that's my favorite photo now. Love the SnakeBites.
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Default Re: Debating emochildofGod: round two - 12-05-2020, 11:10 PM

Hun, I'm already a rice crispie.
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Default Re: Debating emochildofGod: round two - 12-06-2020, 12:29 AM

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So your version of "for good" lasts less than 16 hours? I suppose that's natural. Emos are known for their indicisiveness. Do I want to cut my right arm or my left arm? Should I use a rusty blade or a normal one? No wonder you all want to die.


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Default Re: Debating emochildofGod: round two - 12-06-2020, 12:33 AM

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Hun, I'm already a rice crispie.
Hmm. . . but are you a scholar of the Bible? That would be our ideal visitor.


Unfortunately, few are.


In fact, the quality of creatures wandering onto our site is so lacking that we would welcome a genuine scholar of almost any field of inquiry. That's because the Bible covers such a range of topics and concerns that any fruitful discussion of one subject can be turned into a Bible Study opportunity.


But, I suppose modeling yourself on a breakfast cereal in search of identity has brought a wealth of insights and experience into your life, has it not?


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So your version of "for good" lasts less than 16 hours? I suppose that's natural. Emos are known for their indicisiveness. Do I want to cut my right arm or my left arm? Should I use a rusty blade or a normal one? No wonder you all want to die.
yo w h a t - this is a shared account. my name's kaylee. bekkah did tell me she's too afraid of death do do anything to herself, so she just breaks stuff she finds in alleyways. The ✨real✨ question is two percent or whole milk. ----------------------------
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And any reason to interact with it is gone. Comments or questions cannot be directed, and responses come from confusion.


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