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Default Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians! - 01-01-2018, 04:58 AM

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WHY ROMANCING WITH CHEMICALS MAKES YOU A BAD PERSON


Firstly, as has been observed before, it is absolutely impossible that anyone identifying themselves as having a romance with chemicals could be anything but demonic. Are you suggesting that the name of this band derives from anything other than consumption of illicit drugs? What else could it be? A rodenticide salesman fallen in love with a box of rat poison? I don’t think so. For heathens however there is little reason to avoid chemical intoxication. I've underlined the root of that word for a reason. Use of multiple chemicals would enhance the romance element I guess but is spiritually toxic. Remember, not all Christians led pristine lives before responding to Jesus. We are not your dumb parents for whom random drivel passes as an excuse. Oh is it darling? they may say. Of course you can go to the MCR concert pass my plastic and would you like some spending money. Little do they know, but we know because some of us were there too.

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What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?

Obviously every baby, every infant, deserves torture. Torture in perpetuity. That means from birth, even from conception, and that means you Abigail. When Jesus calls, not off his onion looking for the chemical romance and certain to get it if he hands over a bag dodgy-looking crystals but in humility and self sacrifice, we have answered.

Yes, Jesus, I will be yours .is a simple and humbling response. He was tortured instead of me. Now I am His.

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For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.

Godless wretches often say to me Babies deserve torture? Infants should be tormented across a sea of everlasting time? and the answer is very simple. If it were not so, from what did Jesus save us? If there was no Eve, no abrupt descent into the filth of sin, no transmission through Adam to all her progeny, why would Jesus be needed at all? And if He were not needed would He even be born, either here or in the Celestial realm? It was for us He bled and died. But in your chemical romance paradigm, the rut is probably as good as it gets. Well, let's face it, the rut on chemicals is a heightened romance isn't it.

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Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body.
14 And God hath both raised up the Lord, and will also raise up us by his own power.
15 Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid.
16 What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.

Christians have been delivered from and never think about this garbage. We have been delivered from filthiness, to whatever extent we ever engaged in it, and are now sin free. Praise Jesus! In the secular world it's quite different. And that's why we keep responding to posters like abigailxx .. yes, she's been banned and The Pastors know why, yet others will read her comment and wonder Yes! No! Why shouldn't I listen to the MCR? Here and throughout the thread, reasons are presented. Jesus is the answer. Chemicals are not.

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But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit.
18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
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Godless wretches often say to me Babies deserve torture? Infants should be tormented across a sea of everlasting time? and the answer is very simple. If it were not so, from what did Jesus save us? If there was no Eve, no abrupt descent into the filth of sin, no transmission through Adam to all her progeny, why would Jesus be needed at all? And if He were not needed would He even be born, either here or in the Celestial realm? It was for us He bled and died. But in your chemical romance paradigm, the rut is probably as good as it gets. Well, let's face it, the rut on chemicals is a heightened romance isn't it.
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Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body.
14 And God hath both raised up the Lord, and will also raise up us by his own power.
15 Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid.
16 What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh
Your entire post is remarkable in its ability to show the power of the Gospel in such a succinct, and yet personal way, but this bit right here really brought tears to my eyes. I defy any rational person to find a reason to disagree with this.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians! - 01-19-2018, 01:44 AM

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Why not use the break to read the Bible so you actually know what you're rejecting?
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Anyway, I'd just like to say that the name, "My Chemical Romance" does not refer to drugs like people said. After some research, I discovered it was chosen by a guitarist , and was named after/inspired by the title of a book he saw.
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Default Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians! - 01-19-2018, 10:28 AM

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Anyway, I'd just like to say that the name, "My Chemical Romance" does not refer to drugs like people said. After some research, I discovered it was chosen by a guitarist , and was named after/inspired by the title of a book he saw.
That's interesting. What was the book about?
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Default Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians! - 01-19-2018, 11:55 PM

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That's interesting. What was the book about?
He actually never read the book. He just liked the name.
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Default Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians! - 01-20-2018, 12:00 AM

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That's interesting. What was the book about?
And credit where credit is due,


Your post explaining why Romancing with Chemicals is bad was very detailed and made sense, though it's incorrect.


I 100 percent see what you mean, but it has nothing to do with drugs.
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And credit where credit is due,


Your post explaining why Romancing with Chemicals is bad was very detailed and made sense, though it's incorrect.


I 100 percent see what you mean, but it has nothing to do with drugs.
Excerpts from the book should be easy to find. The "..Chemical Romances" bit is a sub-title, incidentally. The author is Irvine Welsh. Perhaps a quick read will indicate what informed my post.
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Bomb Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians! - 04-05-2018, 11:23 PM

Jesus' favorite band is Stryper. Even though Jesus actually did not have long hair.

But the Holy Spirit told me that MCR's music is deception.
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Default Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians! - 04-07-2018, 02:53 AM

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You haven't even tried to. You've presented nothing but assertions of your own beliefs
I could say the same to you.
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Default Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians! - 04-07-2018, 02:59 AM

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Scripture or STFU, thanks.

Revelation 22:19 "And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, andfrom the things which are written in this book."
If you would like to give some reasons other than "Stfu," I should be able to make an argument against 'em. Ill be waiting!

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I could say the same to you.
Dear Van the Sinner,

This uttering of yours is just a tu quoque fallacy. Instead of (finally) engaging in a conversation about the actual content of this thread (the Bible and Jesus), you're simply trying to turn the tables on your interlocutor. Even if Mr. Much is a vile atheist sinner, it is his arguments that you should be assessing. The tu quoque entails that if you're wrong, your position remains wrong even if someone else is also wrong. That other person's position can be assessed independent of yours (and, in the case of Mr. Much, Jesus will eventually take care of that; Revelation 20:13; Glory to that).
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If you would like to give some reasons other than "Stfu," I should be able to make an argument against 'em. Ill be waiting!

I want to be clear,
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I do admit that it is mildly entertaining to see two atheists fighting on a True Christian™ forum, it also makes Jesus sad. Of course you're not attacking Mr. Much's Faith® as he has none. It is still unclear why our repeated attempts to ban him have failed - most likely because Jesus still has some great plans for him. Perhaps for you,too.

Actually, Mr. Much has realized that to make a meaningful conversation on God's Favorite Forum, you should use arguments that Jesus accepts. Within our context they are the only ones that matter. They can be found in the Bible. As Mr. Much understands this, he has actually studied the Bible. We are positive that in due course it will bring about a nice conversion into Fundamentalist True Christianity™. As you might realize by now, it is not enough to believe, you must also believe in the correct manner.

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But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.


These false teachers include, e.g., gamers, Catholics, CoE, etc.


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Dear Van the Sinner,

This uttering of yours is just a tu quoque fallacy. Instead of (finally) engaging in a conversation about the actual content of this thread (the Bible and Jesus), you're simply trying to turn the tables on your interlocutor. Even if Mr. Much is a vile atheist sinner, it is his arguments that you should be assessing. The tu quoque entails that if you're wrong, your position remains wrong even if someone else is also wrong. That other person's position can be assessed independent of yours (and, in the case of Mr. Much, Jesus will eventually take care of that; Revelation 20:13; Glory to that).

I do admit that it is mildly entertaining to see two atheists fighting on a True Christian™ forum, it also makes Jesus sad. Of course you're not attacking Mr. Much's Faith® as he has none. It is still unclear why our repeated attempts to ban him have failed - most likely because Jesus still has some great plans for him. Perhaps for you,too.

Actually, Mr. Much has realized that to make a meaningful conversation on God's Favorite Forum, you should use arguments that Jesus accepts. Within our context they are the only ones that matter. They can be found in the Bible. As Mr. Much understands this, he has actually studied the Bible. We are positive that in due course it will bring about a nice conversion into Fundamentalist True Christianity™. As you might realize by now, it is not enough to believe, you must also believe in the correct manner.

2 Peter 2:1
But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.


These false teachers include, e.g., gamers, Catholics, CoE, etc.


Yours in Christ,

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Why, on earth, am i getting a strike for that?
Young lady, if you do not wish to discuss how great Jesus is exactly why are you here?

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Default Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians! - 04-08-2018, 06:34 AM

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Jesus' favorite band is Stryper. Even though Jesus actually did not have long hair.

But the Holy Spirit told me that MCR's music is deception.
Do you have some quotes from the Bible to back that up?
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Default Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians! - 05-21-2018, 12:11 AM

mcr is not my favorite band and they did a lot wrong to my rectum
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Default Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians! - 05-21-2018, 12:54 AM

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mcr is not my favorite band and they did a lot wrong to my rectum
That's why they're boring.


Real rock stars abuse everyone (esp. themselves) and fuq shit up.


MCR's prolly driving minivans now.


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Default Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians! - 05-21-2018, 01:10 AM

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That's why they're boring.


Real rock stars abuse everyone (esp. themselves) and fuq shit up.


MCR's prolly driving minivans now.
real rockstars respect people
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Default Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians! - 05-21-2018, 03:52 AM

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real rockstars respect people
You're looking for heroes and catchy tunes about the very real issues today's suburban teenagers face.


I'm looking for art. Art smells bad and rarely smiles. If it does, it means it's about to spit in your face.




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Default Re: My Chemical Romance - Emo False Christians! - 05-21-2018, 09:54 AM

So you're saying, this [BELOW] is not art?

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