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Jesus Jesus comes back to Bolivia - 11-16-2019, 09:15 PM

We could use a section entitled "Vaguely interesting news from meaningless parts of the world." In the meantime, I decided to post this here.

As we have established before, ungodly South America is an abominable sh****le. Nonetheless, there might be hope on the horizon for this seemingly hopeless nether region of Mexico. The first sign of that hope was the election of the Brazilian Trump in Brazil. Now, Bolivia has followed Brazil's example, ousting its long-ruling marxist-leninist-trockist-maoist-taoist Indian president Evo Morales. (He's an Indian of the scalping type, not the curry-slurping one).

A few weeks ago they had an election in Bolivia, and while the country is basically split in half between the pro-Evo commie Indians and the anti-Evo White Christians, Evo decided to increase his half via some good old fashioned election fraud. That resulted in country-wide anti-Evo protests and eventually ended up in Evo's resignation. As everyone next in succession line resigned with him, the new interim president has been chosen by the anti-Evo opposition in the Bolivian Parliament, and she is a nice White Christian woman.

And here we circle back to the issue of there is hope for this seemingly hopeless sh****le. The main force unifying the anti-Evo crowds is the issue of bringing Jesus back to Bolivian politics. Here is a picture of Luis Fernando Camacho - the hero who orchestrated burning Indians' houses, kidnapping relatives of pro-Evo politicians, and public humiliation of those pro-Evo elected officials they were able to get to - entering the Bolivian equivalent of the White House. The book he's ceremonially bringing is the Holy Bible (probably the skewed Catholic version, but at least it's a Bible and not Das Kapital):



Likewise, the woman who has been put in charge has expressed her sentiments regarding the worthless Indians and their stupid anti-Christian beliefs on Twitter:

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In 2013, Anez denigrated the indigenous Aymara nation’s New Year celebration, calling it “satanic” and adding that “nobody can replace God.”...
Anez’s tweet was published on June 20, 2013, on the eve of the celebration, and was later deleted. However, the tweet was saved and is still available on the online archiving platform Wayback Machine...
In a now deleted October 5, 2019 tweet, Anez called the then president of Bolivia Evo Morales a “poor indian” “clinging to power,” alongside a cartoon of the politician hanging on to a throne, with the message “last days in power” added in yellow letters. An AFP journalist made a capture of the tweet on Anez’s account minutes before it was deleted. It is also available on Wayback Machine.
Let's rejoice! Bringing God and the Holy Bible back to the Bolivian politics is meaningless from a geopolitical point of view, but it is a Victory For Jesus notwithstanding! Praise !
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