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05-08-2008, 12:05 AM
I have a mental picture of Jesus in my head, and HE looks like this...
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05-08-2008, 01:02 AM
Kind of makes a girl glad that she has a friend in Jesus, doesn't it, Mother Glynndie?
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Re: How tall was Jesus? -
05-08-2008, 01:27 AM
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Since GW Bush is 5'11" I would assume the same height for Jesus.
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That was a very good guess. We don't have exact measurements, but people have measured the imprint He left on his burial shroud. We know that He was somewhere between 5' 9" and 6' 2".
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Re: How tall was Jesus? -
05-08-2008, 03:14 AM
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Kind of makes a girl glad that she has a friend in Jesus, doesn't it, Mother Glynndie?
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Yes it does, sister. Good looks are standard equipment with our Jesus! I was also thinking that if Brad Pitt is 5'11.5" that Jesus should be six feet, because I can't imagine Jesus being any less of a man than Brad, especially after the way he treated Jennifer! And I also was thinking that Jesus might be an inch taller due to his luscious long blonde hair?
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Re: How tall was Jesus? -
05-08-2008, 12:51 PM
Why does this question matter. People should be out saving souls, not arguing questions like these.
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05-08-2008, 01:06 PM
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Why does this question matter.
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Re: How tall was Jesus? -
05-14-2008, 01:42 PM
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Why does this question matter. People should be out saving souls, not arguing questions like these.
1 Timothy 1:4 Neither give heed to fables and endless genealogies, which minister questions, rather than godly edifying which is in faith: so do.
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Damned idiot – of course it matters! When you are addressing Jesus, you want to be looking at Him, not over his head or somewhere near His throat!
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Re: How tall was Jesus? -
05-14-2008, 03:28 PM
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Why does this question matter. People should be out saving souls, not arguing questions like these.
1 Timothy 1:4 Neither give heed to fables and endless genealogies, which minister questions, rather than godly edifying which is in faith: so do.
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Re: How tall was Jesus? -
05-15-2008, 11:42 PM
The Apostle Paul attested that Jesus was a tall man in Romans 3:23: For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God.
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Re: How tall was Jesus? -
05-16-2008, 04:39 AM
How can one measure the height of something that does not exist?
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Re: How tall was Jesus? -
05-16-2008, 04:41 AM
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How can one measure the height of something that does not exist?
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Is this one of those trick secular science questions? I give up, how do you measure something that doesn't exist?
And what does that riddle have to do with Jesus Christ?
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How tall was Jesus? -
05-16-2008, 04:46 AM
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Is this one of those trick secular science questions? I give up, how do you measure something that doesn't exist?
And what does that riddle have to do with Jesus Christ?
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It's not a trick question. I was suggesting that Jesus Christ doesn't exist, through a naive question such as measuring a non-existent object.
But in all out honesty, I would expect Jesus Christ to be somewhere around the height of 5'4" to 5'8". Mainly because over the last 2000 years sexual selection favored individuals with more heigth.
I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.
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Re: How tall was Jesus? -
05-16-2008, 04:53 AM
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It's not a trick question. I was suggesting that Jesus Christ doesn't exist, through a naive question such as measuring a non-existent object.
But in all out honesty, I would expect Jesus Christ to be somewhere around the height of 5'4" to 5'8". Mainly because over the last 2000 years sexual selection favored individuals with more heigth.
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Bad-mouthing our Savior and dragging the thread down into sextalk is a good way to get banned, fido.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How tall was Jesus? -
05-16-2008, 04:46 PM
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I would expect Jesus Christ to be somewhere around the height of 5'4" to 5'8".
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You would be wrong. If you had been paying attention, you would have noticed where I told you on the previous page that scientists measured the imprint He left on his burial shroud and determined that Jesus was somewhere between 5' 9" and 6' 2".
God was His biological father, so of course Jesus was taller than everyone else around.
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Re: How tall was Jesus? -
05-17-2008, 12:30 AM
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It's not a trick question. I was suggesting that Jesus Christ doesn't exist, through a naive question such as measuring a non-existent object.
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Nobody is impressed with your trickery, witch.
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Re: How tall was Jesus? -
05-17-2008, 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben
You would be wrong. If you had been paying attention, you would have noticed where I told you on the previous page that scientists measured the imprint He left on his burial shroud and determined that Jesus was somewhere between 5' 9" and 6' 2".
God was His biological father, so of course Jesus was taller than everyone else around.
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Why is it that you can so easily embrace scientists when you benefit from their observations, but if they question anything that is written in the Bible, you declare them as communists, satanists, homosexuals, etc.? You in that question is not directed to Pastor Billy-Rueben but to this online community as a whole.
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Re: How tall was Jesus? -
05-17-2008, 06:10 AM
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Why is it that you can so easily embrace scientists when you benefit from their observations, but if they question anything that is written in the Bible, you declare them as communists, satanists, homosexuals, etc.? You in that question is not directed to Pastor Billy-Rueben but to this online community as a whole.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How tall was Jesus? -
05-17-2008, 06:35 PM
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Why is it that you can so easily embrace scientists when you benefit from their observations, but if they question anything that is written in the Bible, you declare them as communists, satanists, homosexuals, etc.? You in that question is not directed to Pastor Billy-Rueben but to this online community as a whole.
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No one here has a problem with TRUE science. True science does not conflict with God's Holy Word.
What we have a problem with is secular false science, of science falsely so-called ( 1 Timothy 6:20). These folks work backwards from their conclusion that God doesn't exist and that there is a material explanation for everything.
When a True Scientist comes to something that cannot be explained, he has the courage to give the credit and the glory to God. The secular scientist will reject this explanation, insisting that it couldn't have been God, that it must have been something else, anything else, no matter how preposterous, and without regard for scriptural accuracy.
When a True Scientist makes a finding that contradicts scripture, he knows that he has made a mistake, and will try, try, try again until he gets a result that conforms to God's Word. When the secular scientist makes a finding that contradicts scripture, he lazily considers his work finished and gleefully publishes the results.
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Re: How tall was Jesus? -
05-17-2008, 07:58 PM
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Why is it that you can so easily embrace scientists when you benefit from their observations, but if they question anything that is written in the Bible, you declare them as communists, satanists, homosexuals, etc.? You in that question is not directed to Pastor Billy-Rueben but to this online community as a whole.
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We know The Bible is true. Therefore any science that contradicts The Bible has to be a lie.
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Re: How tall was Jesus? -
05-17-2008, 09:23 PM
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No one here has a problem with TRUE science. True science does not conflict with God's Holy Word.
What we have a problem with is secular false science, of science falsely so-called ( 1 Timothy 6:20). These folks work backwards from their conclusion that God doesn't exist and that there is a material explanation for everything.
When a True Scientist comes to something that cannot be explained, he has the courage to give the credit and the glory to God. The secular scientist will reject this explanation, insisting that it couldn't have been God, that it must have been something else, anything else, no matter how preposterous, and without regard for scriptural accuracy.
When a True Scientist makes a finding that contradicts scripture, he knows that he has made a mistake, and will try, try, try again until he gets a result that conforms to God's Word. When the secular scientist makes a finding that contradicts scripture, he lazily considers his work finished and gleefully publishes the results.
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You just made my point. You said that if a "secular scientist makes a finding that contradicts scripture, he lazily considers his work finished and gleefully publishes the results." But you also make that same point with your so-called True Scientists. For example, you said that if a True Scientist comes to something that he/she cannot explain, he/she gives the credit to God. This True Scientist "lazily considers his work finished and gleefully publishes the results." What if one if gravity was never explained. Then some True Scientist might think that the gravity phenomenon can only be explained by God. He'll publish his work and everyone will believe that God is created by God. By in reality gravity is the result of warping of space and time by massive objects. I hope you see my point, if not I'll try to explain it better.
I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.
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